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Clips from The Simpsons - Beyond Blunderdome (S11E11)

"- [ Audience Murmuring ] - [ Clears Throat ] Good evening,"
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"I'm Edward Christian, Assistant V.P, of Finance and Distribution,,,"
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"who green-lighted all of Shaquille O'Neal's movies,,,"
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"- including KaZaam. - [ Gasping, Murmuring ]"
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"- How's the popcorn, guys?, - [ Both ] Needs salt,"
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"- [ Laughing ] - [ All Laughing ]"
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"[ Continues Laughing ]"
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"a remake of the Jimmy Stewart classic Mr. Smith Goes to Washington."
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"And change the movie based on your suggestions, Any, uh, questions?,"
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"Yes, over here, Thank you, [ Clears Throat ] Hi,"
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"Will there be any flubber in this movie?, [ Mutters ] Glavin,"
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"attending benefits for various diseases,"
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"- [ Both Gasp ] - Did they like it?,"
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"William and I both make it fabulous!"
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"And I think we know a little something about the movie business,"
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"[ Chuckles ] Oh, Robin, you've got to see the director's cut of Booty Call. It's fabulous!"
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"What, even better than the original?, 'Cause that was pretty fabulous too,"
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"because of one plain, simple rule.,"
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"Love thy neighbor,"
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"Boring,"
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"It's not boring, He's passionate about government,"
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"-had that giant rabbit who ran the savings and loan, -Shh!"
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"- Well, that was a stinker, - I liked it,"
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"It was nice to see a movie where people solve their problems with words,,,"
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"instead of bullets and chasing,"
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"Oh, you're just saying that because your boyfriend was in it,"
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"I'll bet you would've hated it if me and Lenny were Mr., Smith,"
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"Will you stop acting so jealous?,"
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"Listen, I don't want to get spotted by the crowd,,,"
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"so I'm gonna take a leak behind the Dumpster,"
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"- [Alarm Ringing] - [ All Gasp ]"
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"- Hey, Mel! - [ Gasps ]"
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"[ All Gasp ]"
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"Hi, Mr., Gibson,"
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"to be completely truthful when you fill out your opinion cards,"
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"Um, will you be reading the cards yourself, Mel?,"
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"- [ Gasping, Laughing ] - [ Murmuring ]"
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"That's it, I'm telling Mr., Stupidest Man Alive what I really thought of this movie,"
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"- Hey, Gibson! -Yes, sir?,"
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"- Got a pencil?, - There you go,"
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"Waste my time in front of this stupid- Appreciate it,"
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"The sea captain gave it four "arr's,""
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"Bumblebee Man says "Muybueno. " And we were worried about the Latino market, huh?,"
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"- Huh?, Huh?, Huh?, - Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,"
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""Loved it," "Loved it," "Loved it,""
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"Oh, here we go, "Your movie was more boring than church,"
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"All you did was yak, yak, yak, You didn't even shoot anybody," Damn! I knew it,"
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"Maybe, Maybe he's the only person with the guts to tell me the truth,"
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"Turn the plane around, I want to go to 742 Evergreen Terrace,"
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"But you promised to help me move, Ah, geez,"
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"[Airplane Passing Overhead]"
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"- [ Doorbell Rings ] - Door, Marge,"
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"And I've been looking for you too, pal,"
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"- Pound him, Dad! - Bart, don't!"
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"Quiet! Dad's gonna get his butt kicked by Mel Gibson, Knock his teeth out, Homer,"
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"and Jack Valenti thinking you can have any woman you want,"
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"You see this?, It symbolizes that she's my property, and I own her,"
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"I think you're right about my movie, and I want you to help me make it better,"
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"Really?, You want my help?,"
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"Marge, did you hear that?, Mel Gibson wants my help! Mel Gibson!"
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"Homer doesn't know anything about making movies,"
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"- Don't sell your husband short, Mrs., Simpson, - She's always doing that, Mel,"
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"The problem I have is people love me so much they never criticize me,"
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"I speed all the time, but cops never give me a ticket,"
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"If l don't pay my taxes, the I,R.S, pays them for me,"
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"- Oh, you poor thing, - It's hell being Mel,"
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"I don't have much time, Homer, Will you come to Hollywood with me?,"
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"- Hollywood, here we are! - [ Lisa ] Stop doing that, Mom."
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"A minivan! Oh, boy, you celebrities sure know how to live,"
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"- What is this, Toyota Previa?, - Dodge Caravan,"
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"[ Whistles ] Sweet,"
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"Robert Downey Jr, is shooting it out with the police,"
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"- I don't see any cameras, - Okay, While Mel and I are working,,,"
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"why don't you guys do the town,"
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"- Can I stay with you, Dad?, - Sorry, Son, but we're going to be very busy,"
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"Everybody likes that 'cause it looks funny,"
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"If he doesn't play ball, we'll teach him a thing or two, See ya,"
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"Okay, Here you need a musical montage where you try on lots of funny hats,"
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"- It'll let us see your playful side, - No,"
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"- Yeah, but- -Just no,"
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"For those of you who have always wanted to see the famous Brown Derby restaurant-"
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"- [ Groans ] - And on your left,,,"
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"- is the notorious spot where Hugh Grant- - Ew!"
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"You want me to replace the villain with a dog?,"
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"I mean, nobody will know what's going on,"
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"They will if you set up that the dog is evil,"
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"All you have to do is show him doing this-"
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"And people will suspect the dog,"
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"Let me pay your bus fare home,"
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"Uh, uh, uh, Now here's your biggest problem of all,"
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"The filibuster scene?, That was Jimmy Stewart's favorite,"
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"And it was fine for the 1 930s,"
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"But now, in whatever year this is,,,"
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"the audience wants action,"
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"And seats with beverage holders,"
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"- But mainly action, - Really think the end is boring?,"
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"Oh, Mel, it's the most boring piece of garbage I've ever seen,"
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"I'll call the hair and makeup ladies, You see if the Teamsters will work for free,"
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"Piece of cake, Now where's that kid with my latte?,"
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"- [ Both ] We're lesbians! - [ Dog Howls ]"
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"is a little different than what we had, but I think you'll like it,"
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"It's missing some sound effects, and the computer guys haven't added the twinkle in my eye-"
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"Mel, you're coming off desperate,"
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"- Roll it, Louie! - [Projector Whirring]"
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"- Here comes two! - [ Beep ]"
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"Well, I'm not licked,"
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"- [ Murmuring ] - I believe the senator has yielded the floor,"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"I move we impose some serious term limits,"
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"I second that motion, with a vengeance!"
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"All in favor, say "Die,""
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"[ Shouting ]"
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"I'm the president of the United States,,,"
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"[ Screams ]"
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"- Pretty cool, huh?, - You, uh-"
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"- You chopped off the president's head, - Bet you didn't see that coming,"
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"It was symbolism, He was mad!"
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"But this was going to be the studio's prestige picture,,,"
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"Like Howard's End or Sophie's Choice."
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"Ew! Those movies sucked, I only saw them to get Marge into the sack,"
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