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Clips from The Simpsons - Summer of 4 Ft. 2 (S07E07)

"Lisa, that's not at all like you."
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"- Exactly. - Hmm."
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"I forgot my swimsuit, too, but I improvised."
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"Hello."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Ooh! How about this adorable sunsuit?"
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"It has a starfish on the fanny, and it comes with its own pail."
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"Mom, come here.! Bring money.!"
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"So, where do you want to show off your new, hip togs?"
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"Big Sue's Tap-Water Taffy?"
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"If it's okay with you, Mom, I'd rather go find some kids."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"You'll be my friend."
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"I'm never, never gonna let you get away."
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"Hey, hey!"
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"Last one in is a yearbook editor!"
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"It's low tide, boys."
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"I wonder where all the kids are."
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"Hey! A library!"
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"No, I can't. That's the old, nerdy Lisa."
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"Lisa, read about my adventures in the South Seas..."
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"and make me live again."
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"We've got periodicals on microfiche."
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"Won't you join our tea party? It would be ever so-"
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"Don't do it, Lisa! It's a trick! Run!"
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"Run.!"
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"Oh. I don't see any kids at all."
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"It's like they ditched me in advance."
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"So he goes, like-"
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"I can totally hear him going that."
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"Only kids are that incoherent!"
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"So, my mom tried to take me to some candle place, but I'm all, like, "No way. ""
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"Like, you know, whatever."
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"Like, you know, whatever."
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"Okay, okay, okay. Not your fault. It's a bird thing."
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"You will someday, but not now."
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"- Hi. - 'Sup?"
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"- Who's that? - I don't know. Some kid."
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"Hey! I like your hat."
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"A compliment!"
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"Scanning for sarcasm. It's clean. Go!"
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"Thanks."
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"Um, you guys skate?"
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"Try to. The cops always confiscate our boards."
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"Hmm. I think I know a place you can skate that's virtually deserted."
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"Like, you know, whatever."
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"- All right! - Excellent!"
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"Okay."
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"Hey, this place rocks! What'd you say your name was?"
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"- Didn't. It's Lisa. - I'm Erin."
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"So, how'd you know about this place? You into books?"
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"Me? Unlikely."
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"My gooney brother's always going to libraries. I usually hang out in front."
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"- Oh. You like hanging out too? - Well, it beats doin' stuff."
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"Yeah. Stuff sucks."
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"That's very, um, rad of you."
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"Hmm."
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"Hey, Bart! Lisa's skateboarding with some cool kids."
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"And she looks like Blossom."
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"Lisa? With people?"
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"If they're impressed by her, I'm gonna Bart their world."
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"Okay, Milhouse, you know the drill."
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"Right. You go over and wow them. I hide in the shrubs."
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"Hot stuff comin'through."
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"My friendship- You know you want it."
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"That kid, like, tries too hard."
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"Sh'yeah! The whole thing smacks of effort, man."
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"That's my dorky little brother, Bart- holomew."
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"Who does he think he is with that slingshot in his back pocket? Dennis the Menace?"
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"How'd it go? Are we down with them?"
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"No! They must've seen you."
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"Oh, why do we have to play this lousy old game?"
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"Because it was the only one in the house."
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"Come on, Homer. Open the door for your mystery date."
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"Ooh!"
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"Captain of the football team. He's a dreamboat."
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"Don't wait up, Marge."
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"Okay, Bart. Your turn, your turn."
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"You got the dud!"
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"Hey, he looks just like you, Poindexter!"
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"How come Lisa doesn't have to play? Why does she get to hang out with her friends?"
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"You got friends. You got the dud right here."
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"Stand up for yourself, Poindexter."
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"Wow, Lisa.! I never appreciated all this, like, sea junk before."
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"- Hey, that clam's got legs! - That's a hermit crab."
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"When she outgrows her old shell, she finds a new one that's a better fit."
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"Don't be afraid, little friend."
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"You'll be the most popular crab on the beach."
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"Aw, a gift from my favorite crustacean."
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"Um, did you learn that word from a teacher or something?"
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"No. No, I heard it on Baywatch."
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"- Oh, cool. - That's cool."
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"Baywatch. David Hasselhoff, man."
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"Ah. I bet this place sells illegal fireworks."
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"Just go in and act casual like you buy 'em all the time."
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"Hi. Um-"
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"Let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms..."
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"a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields..."
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"and some illegal fireworks..."
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"and one of those disposable enemas- no, make it two."
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"My apologies, sir, but the sale of fireworks..."
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"is prohibited in this state and is punishable by-"
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"Any red-blooded, flag-feeding American would love..."
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"the M-320."
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"Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it."
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"All right."
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"Pretty cool of your mom to let us hang out here."
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"Totally. Not like my mom."
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"She'd be butting in with Rice Krispies squares and Tang."
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"My dad's all stoked 'cause today's the Fourth ofJuly."
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"- He woke me up at dawn to take a loyalty oath. - Ugh."
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"My mom's French, so we only celebrate Bastille Day."
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"Well, we could do something fun. Um, how 'bout a beach party?"
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"- Oh, great idea, Lise. - Hey, I know where there's a beach!"
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"I know where we could get some baguettes."
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"Gee, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer..."
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"but count me out."
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"Didn't you buy any meat?"
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"This baby's sure to kill something."
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"Okay now, everybody. Stand back while I celebrate freedom!"
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