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Clips from Deadwood - Jewel's Boot Is Made for Walking (S01E01)

Take a breath. Don't move.

"Take a breath. Don't move."

Deadwood

Our Health Commissioner.

"Our Health Commissioner."

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Had you designs on the post, Bullock?

"Had you designs on the post, Bullock?"

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- Is Al in his office? - EB: Seems to be sequestered.

"- Is Al in his office? - EB: Seems to be sequestered."

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Circumcision...

"Circumcision..."

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is indeed profiteth if thou keepest the law,

"is indeed profiteth if thou keepest the law,"

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keeps the, uh... the righteousness of the law,

"keeps the, uh... the righteousness of the law,"

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Yea, the uncircumcision

"Yea, the uncircumcision"

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- Yeah. - It's Seth Bullock.

"- Yeah. - It's Seth Bullock."

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Maybe Merrick'll put his camera back up.

"Maybe Merrick'll put his camera back up."

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As my feeling would be, it should go to a shitheel 'cause it's shitheel's work.

"As my feeling would be, it should go to a shitheel 'cause it's shitheel's work."

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- Doesn't have to be. - No?

"- Doesn't have to be. - No?"

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I'd go downstairs for that swearing in, and I'd follow your career,

"I'd go downstairs for that swearing in, and I'd follow your career,"

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Hell, I do lots of things I don't want to do.

"Hell, I do lots of things I don't want to do."

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- (door opens) - I think you'd be all right as sheriff.

"- (door opens) - I think you'd be all right as sheriff."

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Anyway.

"Anyway."

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or persecution or--

"or persecution or--"

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or hunger or nakedness?

"or hunger or nakedness?"

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through Him that hath loved us.

"through Him that hath loved us."

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I am persuaded that...

"I am persuaded that..."

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nor-- nor-- nor principalities,

"nor-- nor-- nor principalities,"

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nor powers, nor things present or things to come,

"nor powers, nor things present or things to come,"

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and Jesus Christ our Lord.

"and Jesus Christ our Lord."

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- Seth. - Sol.

"- Seth. - Sol."

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We have an agreement with Swearengen

"We have an agreement with Swearengen"

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Did you have another look?

"Did you have another look?"

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Go ahead and get to building if Hostetler takes the offer.

"Go ahead and get to building if Hostetler takes the offer."

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- How do you do, sir? - How do you do?

"- How do you do, sir? - How do you do?"

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Another thing

"Another thing"

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And that means "First, do no harm."

"And that means "First, do no harm.""

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harness-type attachments

"harness-type attachments"

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Let's.

"Let's."

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We can't work all the time, can we?

"We can't work all the time, can we?"

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Hey, Doc, how long were you planning on taking

"Hey, Doc, how long were you planning on taking"

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- So what'd you tell her? - Not to worry about your moods,

"- So what'd you tell her? - Not to worry about your moods,"

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I had an idea for a boot, just now measured her for it.

"I had an idea for a boot, just now measured her for it."

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she'll be kicking up her heels in no fucking time.

"she'll be kicking up her heels in no fucking time."

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I met him in the camp. I only knew him a few days.

"I met him in the camp. I only knew him a few days."

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and brought to justice one of the men who murdered her family.

"and brought to justice one of the men who murdered her family."

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boiled whole carrots and little brown potatoes.

"boiled whole carrots and little brown potatoes."

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Postprandial cigars for the menfolk.

"Postprandial cigars for the menfolk."

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As her advisor, I mean?

"As her advisor, I mean?"

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thank you for acknowledging my presence.

"thank you for acknowledging my presence."

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Don't think I don't understand.

"Don't think I don't understand."

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It becomes precious to 'em.

"It becomes precious to 'em."

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No home visits. Do your visiting on the premises.

"No home visits. Do your visiting on the premises."

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on the most minute domestic matters,

"on the most minute domestic matters,"

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and, incidentally, decided our fates.

"and, incidentally, decided our fates."

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I didn't know him very well,

"I didn't know him very well,"

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I didn't know him at all.

"I didn't know him at all."

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And, apparently,

"And, apparently,"

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I'm entitled to hope that again.

"I'm entitled to hope that again."

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I'm long past judgment, Mr. Bullock,

"I'm long past judgment, Mr. Bullock,"

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and I've learned that no matter what people say

"and I've learned that no matter what people say"

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I see no reason why your wife and son's arrival

"I see no reason why your wife and son's arrival"

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I'll say good night, Mr. Russell, with thanks for dinner.

"I'll say good night, Mr. Russell, with thanks for dinner."

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That will disappoint Alma.

"That will disappoint Alma."

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- when we left for our walk. - She'll be all right.

"- when we left for our walk. - She'll be all right."

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- Good night, Mr. Bullock. - Good night then.

"- Good night, Mr. Bullock. - Good night then."

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we'd wonder what they'd had to say.

"we'd wonder what they'd had to say."

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if you spill that drink on my goddamn felt too.

"if you spill that drink on my goddamn felt too."

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Aw, hell, Eddie, you know me.

"Aw, hell, Eddie, you know me."

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Where a white man kowtows to a Celestial

"Where a white man kowtows to a Celestial"

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like that arrogant cocksucker Wu!

"like that arrogant cocksucker Wu!"

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Leon, Leon, Leon.

"Leon, Leon, Leon."

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- Hi, Cy. - Hi, Joanie.

"- Hi, Cy. - Hi, Joanie."

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What were you doing giving Joanie the office, Eddie?

"What were you doing giving Joanie the office, Eddie?"

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Are you home, honey?

"Are you home, honey?"

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I gave up waiting for that search party you didn't send, Cy.

"I gave up waiting for that search party you didn't send, Cy."

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Ah, it's too far off till the camp expands.

"Ah, it's too far off till the camp expands."

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Well, those all seem took by Chinese.

"Well, those all seem took by Chinese."

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Those Chinese cocksuckers!

"Those Chinese cocksuckers!"

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A new shooter coming out!

"A new shooter coming out!"

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He's looking to root at her claim.

"He's looking to root at her claim."

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I guess she had to account for her being outside.

"I guess she had to account for her being outside."

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'cause I'm sometimes that stupid.

"'cause I'm sometimes that stupid."

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Being you'd been ousted from your own.

"Being you'd been ousted from your own."

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I was hot seeing that tinhorn Stapleton getting installed as sheriff

"I was hot seeing that tinhorn Stapleton getting installed as sheriff"

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The only time you're supposed to open your yap

"The only time you're supposed to open your yap"

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He's gonna die sooner or later.

"He's gonna die sooner or later."

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I mean, he's making a fucking jerk of himself.

"I mean, he's making a fucking jerk of himself."

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You don't linger on about it,

"You don't linger on about it,"

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and you don't, you know, behave like a kid with sore thumb,

"and you don't, you know, behave like a kid with sore thumb,"

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because, believe me, no one gives a fuck.

"because, believe me, no one gives a fuck."

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is where this warrant's from.

"is where this warrant's from."

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Could you believe that I may have stuck a knife in someone's guts

"Could you believe that I may have stuck a knife in someone's guts"

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Slow the fuck up.

"Slow the fuck up."

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Oh, so you knew?

"Oh, so you knew?"

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Now, I'll tell you something you don't know.

"Now, I'll tell you something you don't know."

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Before she ran a girls' orphanage,

"Before she ran a girls' orphanage,"

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as I would see her fat ass waddling out the boys' dormitory

"as I would see her fat ass waddling out the boys' dormitory"

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at 5:00 in the fucking morning,

"at 5:00 in the fucking morning,"

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with $7 and 60 some-odd fucking cents

"with $7 and 60 some-odd fucking cents"

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before the fucking door opened. And there,

"before the fucking door opened. And there,"

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Mrs. fat-ass fucking Anderson,

"Mrs. fat-ass fucking Anderson,"

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who sold you to me.

"who sold you to me."

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I had to give her $7 and 60-odd fucking cents

"I had to give her $7 and 60-odd fucking cents"

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on the fucking door and scurried off down fucking Euclid Avenue,

"on the fucking door and scurried off down fucking Euclid Avenue,"

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she wound up as a ditch for fucking come.

"she wound up as a ditch for fucking come."

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♪ Bring back my ho-cake, you long-tailed nanny-o. ♪

"♪ Bring back my ho-cake, you long-tailed nanny-o. ♪"

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Al: A slob mick cop in Chicago

"Al: A slob mick cop in Chicago"

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gonna take me off for $35

"gonna take me off for $35"

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from the woman that runs the whorehouse,

"from the woman that runs the whorehouse,"

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I'm there buying girls to bring out to the camps.

"I'm there buying girls to bring out to the camps."

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That's what this cunt of a magistrate's shaking me down over,

"That's what this cunt of a magistrate's shaking me down over,"

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having already taken $5,000

"having already taken $5,000"

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to have the warrant lifted.

"to have the warrant lifted."

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or if you're never gonna be able to fuckin' operate in peace.

"or if you're never gonna be able to fuckin' operate in peace."

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Farnum's slithered his way across here.

"Farnum's slithered his way across here."

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Where the fuck is Jewel goin'?

"Where the fuck is Jewel goin'?"

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I don't know.

"I don't know."

Deadwood

Venture out. Sally fuckin' forth, hmm?

"Venture out. Sally fuckin' forth, hmm?"

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- Maybe I will. - But now come back to bed.

"- Maybe I will. - But now come back to bed."

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(mocking mumbling)

"(mocking mumbling)"

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(laughing)

"(laughing)"

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I got something I want to show you. It's a book.

"I got something I want to show you. It's a book."

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- Look! - I don't need to look.

"- Look! - I don't need to look."

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But it'll help me walk better.

"But it'll help me walk better."

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Okay, you're referring to the brace on his leg.

"Okay, you're referring to the brace on his leg."

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that boy in the drawing was goddamn able-bodied

"that boy in the drawing was goddamn able-bodied"

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