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Clips from Sex and the City - Escape from New York (S03E03)

"Or was that just me?"
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"and a break-up with my current one,"
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"it was time for a change of scenery."
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"You're going to LA without me!"
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"You went on your honeymoon without us."
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"While we planned our escape,"
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"Charlotte celebrated her return."
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"Bermudas in Bermuda. You kids were crazy down there!"
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"I'd love to stay, but I've gotta take my cat to the kennel."
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"- Bye. Have fun. - All right."
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"Great."
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"shall we get more coffee or shall we get guns and kill ourselves?"
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"After many days of golf, Charlotte's handicap had gone down twelve."
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"Well..."
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"My husband can't be impotent. He's gorgeous."
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"- He played really badly one day. - What do you want me to say?"
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"- Just go. Have fun. - All right."
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"That's his job? To sit in a fake fish tank in underwear?"
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"- What do you think he's reading? - The want ads?"
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"- I'll stay with her. - Don't complain about my smoking."
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"we were ready for a night on the town."
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"Back in the hotel bar, we realized"
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"- My dick's bigger in Canada. - You gotta love that metric system."
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"I gotta run."
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"You think I'm yanking your chain, but I'm not."
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"We're having a promotional party at Hustler store,"
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"Here's an invitation. come."
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"I always do."
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"As samantha said goodbye to Mr. Dildo,"
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"Miranda said hello to Mr. Dique. Mr. Jason Dique."
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"It's spelled D-I-Q-U-E. And yes, I've thought about changing it."
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"It would be worse if your first name was Little."
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"You look like a dick."
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"Could you excuse me for a second?"
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"You've had your heart broken, I've had my heart broken."
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"If other girls have, that means big opening weekend."
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"Not x-Men big, but chick flick big."
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"The guy who came up with that term should have his balls cut off."
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"- I love your shoes. - Oh, thanks."
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"- That Jennifer Love something girl? - No. Guess."
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"Matthew McConaughey."
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"- Why would he wanna be involved? - Because he's smart."
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"We're meeting him tomorrow at 3:00."
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"sleep was the last thing Charlotte hoped Trey would do in bed."
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"I can't wait till this wedding nonsense is behind us."
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"Hello there."
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"You know, since we've been home,"
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"You've deleted Mr. and Mrs. Handy and their steuben glass bowl. Wait."
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"Trey..."
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"I know."
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"Charlotte walked back to her big park Avenue bed,"
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"When visiting LA, there are two things you must do -"
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"- You said you could drive a stick. - I did a few times in a parking lot."
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"I believed that cars are to Los Angeles what handbags are to New York."
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"That's enough. stop."
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"- Can I help you? - Building five?"
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"My God. Thank you, Matthew McConaughey."
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"Here's what I've been thinking about -"
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"how do we get your column to translate to the silver screen?"
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"I think I've got the answer."
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"What if we flush out the central relationship?"
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"The only question is, "What the fuck is Carrie's problem?""
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"Well... I don't particularly think"
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"it was just her problem."
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"That's bullshit, Carrie, and you know it."
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"Kidding. I'm acting."
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"I really wanna fuck you, baby."
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"We're talking about using them, am I right?"
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"- Do you mind if I smoke? - I don't think you should."
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"Or in my office. OK?"
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"and somehow found myself right back where I had started -"
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"I had come to LA for a vacation,"
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"Here in LA, a new line of sex toys will do the trick."
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"We were having a great time. Then a woman in a tight dress walked by,"
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"I admire women who can put it out there where you can see it."
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"- There you go. Enjoy. - Thank you so much."
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"to brainstorm what goes wrong with "Carrie" and her relationships."
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"I have to. I'm their little writer monkey."
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"Dildos before 10:00am. I'm all perked up."
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"My friend went to California, and all I got was this lousy dildo."
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"In LA no one cares if your egg whites have a side of cock."
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"Wow! Nobody needs this much."
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"- I don't know. - Have you asked him about it?"
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"Here's what to do - put a ring of paper around his penis while he's asleep."
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"Do you want to hear one?"
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"she came to bed armed with love."
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"to deliver his package into her box."
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"some headed south, some headed north"
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"samantha, I was thinking."
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"I could pursue my two passions, poetry and porn."
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"I don't think it would work. I know me."
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"But she took the best part of him with her."
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"No, I was wondering if I could bum one."
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"- Are you sure you wanna be alone? - I am."
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"It's so urban cowboy circa 1982."
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"Don't complain, it's the closest bar without a hill involved."
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"This is what I'm talking about. Look at her."
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"- I will. - Miranda, no."
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"- she will. - No."
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"Hold on."
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"The next day, as I pulled up to the studio, I realized,"
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"I could go in and have someone tell me the mistakes I'd made in my past,"
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"or I could drive on and figure them out myself."
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"If I could master a stick shift,"
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"After a sordid affair with my ex-boyfriend,"
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"Here, Trey and I are playing golf."
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"Do you think the studio will send a limo to pick us up?"
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"I know. I was just practicing my LA spin."
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"Here's one of Trey pretending to get a hole in one. He loved that gag."
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"Who wouldn't?"
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"Did you notice we're both wearing Bermuda shorts?"
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"- Lovely. - I gotta go too."
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"Welcome back, you old married lady."
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"- How are you? - Good. How are you?"
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"I told Aidan about the affair. He broke up with me."
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"- We never had sex on honeymoon. - You win."
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"He couldn't get it up."
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"We tried twice. It was so frustrating, we started playing golf."
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"Trey's handicap had stayed the same."
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"- Impotence is a common problem. - Oh, God."
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