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Clips from Gilmore Girls - Rory's Birthday Parties (S01E01)

"My best to Darren."
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"Great party. One of your best."
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"I even liked those brown mushroom things."
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"Grandma, can I talk to you for a sec?"
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"Richard, the girls are leaving."
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"- Rory, I hope you had a good time. - Yeah, I did."
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"I know your grandmother has already bought you a gift..."
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"and signed my name to it."
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"That was part of our agreement when we got married."
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"Put that towards your trip to Fez."
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"- Oh, Grandpa. - You're a good girl, Rory. Happy birthday."
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"- I don't deserve this. - Fine. Hand it over."
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"You should get going. You've got quite a drive ahead."
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"Grandma, we're having a party tomorrow at our house."
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"It won't be anything like this..."
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"but it will be fun. Maybe you and Grandpa could come."
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"That's very sweet, but I'm afraid we already have plans."
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"Lock the door behind you."
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"Why don't you go help that guy out there put all the presents in the car?"
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"- Mom, come to the party tomorrow. - I can't. I'm busy."
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"Throw those out. We won't eat them."
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"Your granddaughter invited you to her birthday party. Please come."
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"I've already been to a party for my granddaughter..."
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"and she humiliated me in front of all my friends."
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"The cheeses must be put in individual bags."
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"Mom, come on. Give her a break."
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"You invited all these Chilton kids without asking her."
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"They're her schoolmates. I assumed they were her friends."
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"You know what they say when people assume things."
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"No, what do they say?"
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"- That you shouldn't. - Very clever."
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"Mom, she didn't want them here. She doesn't like them."
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"I had to invite them."
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"That's good manners, something your daughter is sorely lacking."
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"You're doing the same thing to her that you always did to me."
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"You try to control her. When that doesn't work you shut her out."
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"I'm too tired for your accusations right now."
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"Can we do this tomorrow? I'll find you a pen..."
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"so you can write down your insults so you won't forget them."
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"This is not funny. I have a crushed kid out in the car."
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"What do you want me to say?"
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"Everything's fine. It's forgotten. There. I'll see you next week."
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"So I guess the whole pudding thing was just a fluke, huh?"
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"Trying to get to know us, easing up on the rules..."
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"smudging that bottom line of yours. It was just some weird phase."
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"You were on cold medicine last week or something?"
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"Oh, so I'm a villain now, is that it? I spent a fortune on this party."
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"I spent days planning it, making sure every detail was perfect..."
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"That's not what she needed."
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"and come to her party. That's what she needs."
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"- You don't care what she needs. - How dare you?"
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"You don't know what she needs 'cause you don't know her."
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"You've never tried to know her, like you never knew me."
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"- I know you. - You don't know anything about me."
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""Why does Lorelai do that?""
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""I don't know. She's a mystery to me.""
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"- You're not so mysterious, Lorelai. - No. What am I then?"
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"Right now you're very loud and disruptive to the cleaning process."
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"Fine. I give up."
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"If I had a dollar for every time you gave up..."
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"Then you could pay for this party, couldn't you?"
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"I made coffee."
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"Hangover?"
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"- Emily. - Got it. Moving on."
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"- Good morning. - Morning, popcorn."
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"- You want some pancakes? - No, I've gotta get going."
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"- Where? - The college fair is today."
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"So you're going to get another Harvard brochure?"
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"I just wanna see if they've changed the pictures."
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"Weirdo."
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"I'll be back in plenty of time to help you decorate."
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"You mock those who are. Have I taught you nothing?"
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"- Sorry. I'll try to be better. Bye. - Okay, bye-bye."
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"- New brochure? - Yes."
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"- What are you doing here? - There's a college fair going on."
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"- No. I mean what are you doing here? - I'm getting a new brochure."
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"- Why? - Because they're not selling pizza."
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"- Oh, no. - You can't."
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"- You're applying to Harvard? - Yes."
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"Ten generations of Gellers have gone to Harvard."
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"Go to Brandeis. Brandeis is nice."
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"I've only ever wanted to go to Harvard."
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"That's it. Nowhere else."
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"- It's a big school. - I guess."
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"- Lf we do, we duck. - Okay."
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"- Are you dating Tristan? - What? No way."
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"- Do you like him? - Not even a little."
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"- Really? - Really."
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"- Nice party. - Thanks."
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"Hi, everybody. Happy birthday, Rory."
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"- No! - Do you like it?"
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"- It's perfect. - It's blue, and it has a handle."
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"- It's way too expensive. - I know."
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"One, two..."
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"Make a wish."
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"All right, everybody, I need your attention. Attention, please."
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"This is a very serious moment."
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"Two priests, a rabbi, and a duck..."
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"- Mom. - All right, I'm kidding."
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"I would like to propose a toast..."
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"to the one thing in my life that is always good..."
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"always sweet..."
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"and without whom I would have no reason to get up in the morning."
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"My pal Rory. Cheers."
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"Here's to you, birthday girl."
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"And in honor of this very special girl..."
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"I now invite you all to help me eat her face."
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"And you may have the first cut."
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"There's something very strange about hacking into my own head."
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"Jeez, who the hell's ringing the bell? It's a party. Get your ass in here."
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"Or asses I guess."
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"Grandma, Grandpa..."
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"I can't believe you're here. I'm so glad you came."
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"- Hey, no tie? - I thought I'd mix it up a little."
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"- Grandma, look. - Why, it looks lovely."
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"I want you to meet everyone. Everyone, these are my grandparents."
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"Lorelai, you look well."
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"I'm Patricia Lacosta."
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"We just love your daughter and granddaughter."
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"Thank you."
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