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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Lynn Redgrave (S03E03)

"♪ The day of the archery contest ♪"
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"♪ There isn't one seat left to sell ♪"
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"♪ Which might also account for the smell ♪"
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"[fanfare]"
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"[crowd booing]"
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"♪ Both contestants look good to the experts ♪"
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"♪ Yes, the winner is tricky to choose ♪"
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"♪ But I'll stick my neck out and, without any doubt ♪"
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"♪ Say the other guy's certain to lose ♪"
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"♪ Is that it? Is that all you can tell us? ♪"
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"- ♪ Well... ♪ - ♪ As our archers warm up on the track ♪"
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"♪ But, regrettably, he only gets to say... ♪"
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"Gee."
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"♪ ...when a practice shot cancels his act ♪"
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"[groaning]"
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"♪ Black Bart is the opening archer ♪"
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"♪ The Sheriff of Nottingham's man ♪"
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"♪ With the strength of an ox the nerve of a fox ♪"
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"♪ And the brains of a gooseberry flan ♪"
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"[laughter]"
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"♪ But the sheriff has bribed and corrupted a youth ♪"
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"♪ He never heard say that crime doesn't pay ♪"
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"- Ooh! - ♪ He sure gets the point in the end ♪"
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"[laughter and cheering]"
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"♪ So with Black Bart awarded a bull's-eye ♪"
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"♪ There's little poor Robin can do ♪"
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"♪ And split Black Bart's arrow in two ♪"
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"[clears throat]"
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"During this interval, it is my great pleasure"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. William Shakespeare."
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"You are the William Shakespeare?"
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"Mr. Shakespeare, what an honor."
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"Do you know I saw The Sound of Music"
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"- at least a dozen times? - Wait just a minute."
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"This here William Shakespeare is my nom de plume."
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"- Your what? - My pen name."
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"Then you are not the real William Shakespeare?"
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"- Oh, of course not. - Of course not!"
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"I can see that now. He was a bearded man."
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"- And you're much younger. - And he's dead."
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"And he's..."
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"Is he?!"
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"- I didn't realize. - Yeah, I can see that."
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"Tell me, did he leave a wife and children?"
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"Well, as far as I'm aware, he left just about everything."
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"That's a tragedy."
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"Well, it certainly isn't a comedy."
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"And, by adopting his name,"
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"you hope to keep something of his legend alive."
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"Yeah. Principally his royalties."
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"- His what? - His royalty payments."
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"- Uh... - This is an actor?"
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"To be or not to be..."
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"[mock Swedish]"
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"I didn't understand all of it,"
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"but I'm certain the English people enjoyed it."
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"Now back to work."
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"Don't litter."
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"Oh, prithee, fair Maid Marian,"
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"- Yeah, verily. - Yes, and I shall always remember it."
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"And how surprised I was to meet the famous Robin Hood."
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"Surprised? In what way, surprised?"
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"Um... Well, um..."
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"Was it the fact that I'm a daring robber?"
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"Or the fact that I'm debonair and handsome?"
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"No, it was the fact that you were a frog."
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"You noticed that, huh?"
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"Yes, well, I couldn't help noticing."
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"Particularly since I'm not one."
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"Oh. Well, um, listen, Marian."
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"♪ Your eyes are not bulgy ♪"
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"♪ You don't live in a swamp ♪"
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"♪ Your feet are not webbed ♪"
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"♪ And you never eat flies ♪"
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"♪ I'm sorry to dwell on your faults ♪"
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"♪ And yet I still ♪"
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"♪ Love you ♪"
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"♪ I always will love you ♪"
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"♪ You shine in my mind ♪"
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"♪ Like a dream ♪"
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"- ♪ Yet I still love you ♪ - ♪ La, la, la ♪"
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"- ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪ - ♪ I always will love you ♪"
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"- ♪ Although you are not even green ♪ - ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪"
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"♪ I'm not like a frog ♪"
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"♪ My head is all covered with hair ♪"
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"♪ No flippers, no bulges ♪"
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"♪ No croaking, no warts ♪"
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"♪ No wonder that sometimes you stare ♪"
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"♪ And yet ♪"
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"♪ If you love me ♪"
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"♪ You know that I love you ♪"
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"♪ You shine in my mind ♪"
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"♪ And so if I love you ♪"
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"♪ I really do love you ♪"
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"♪ Who cares if you're not ♪"
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"♪ Even green ♪"
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"- Good Robin Hood? - Aye?"
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"- Pray, kiss me sweetly. - Ooh."
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"Hello."
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"- Privy, Robin Hood. - What?"
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"[Kermit screaming]"
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"- [Marian screaming] - OK, Maid Marian, to the dungeon."
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"Oh, Robin, Robin, no!"
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"Hmm. What'd you think of Miss Piggy's outfit?"
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"I think she ought to kick the habit."
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"[laughing]"
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"- That's an old joke. - So are you."
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"[laughing]"
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"[Marian screaming]"
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"- Miss Piggy, I want to talk to you. - Oh."
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"You mean, you wish an audience with Sister Tuck?"
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"[sighs] No, I want to talk to you."
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"Oh, oh, remember, blessed are the meek."
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"- Meeker. - [sighs]"
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"- Uh, what did you do with her? - Oh, that's nice."
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"She is in yonder dressing room. She's OK."
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"Yeah, but the big dungeon scene is coming up next."
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"- I'll go tell her. - No, no, um..."
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"Town crier on stage."
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"Scooter, the town crier is on stage, but he can't go on."
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