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Clips from Space Force (2020) - Conjugal Visit (S01E01)

"trying to adapt a four-year program for moon habitation"
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"China forced our hand."
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"If we don't get up there before they fortify their base,"
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"they could keep us off the moon forever."
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"Sending construction workers into space."
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"What are we thinking?"
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"Either we teach astronauts trades that may take years to master,"
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"or we teach tradesmen to be passengers on a rocket bus."
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"[imitates PA] Please keep all hands  and feet inside the vehicle at all times."
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"Do not barf in your helmet, or you will drown."
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"Chan gets it. Maybe we should let him handle this."
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"I just wanted to complain a bit."
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"Well, what a delightful waste of time."
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"We have to make the selections today to stay on schedule."
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"Would you like to call the winners with me?"
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"Uh... yeah. I can't."
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"I'm not gonna be around."
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"[mouthing]"
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"How are you feeling?"
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"I'm nervous. It's been a while."
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"Arousal is birthed in the brain."
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"I can't tell you how creepy it is to watch you say the word "arousal.""
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"Just, all right, listen."
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"I've, uh... got a cover story."
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"I'm going to Denver."
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"You're going to Denver?"
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"[Chan] Hey, I'm going to Denver today, too."
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"I'm taking Captain Ali to the eye doctor."
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"Well, we should carpool, General. Save some gas."
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"No. No. No."
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"No. No."
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"No, he's not going to--"
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"No!"
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"-I don't want to carpool. -Why not?"
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"[clears throat] Uh..."
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"Oh."
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"Is it-- Did--"
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"I appreciate the feedback, sir."
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"Oh..."
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"-Do you think I hurt his feelings? -Yeah."
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"And I want you to include Fuck Tony in your final selection process."
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"Thanks, spaceman."
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"Why on earth would I do that?"
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"First time since 1972,"
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"we're gonna have Americans walking on the moon."
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"They're gonna be instant heroes."
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"We need our media consultant for that."
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"Fair enough."
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"Have a good time in Denver, General."
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"Just know it may not be as great as you remember."
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"Expectations managed."
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"They care about the old man"
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"because they know the old man cares about them."
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"General, if I may offer some advice."
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"Downtown Denver will always be there."
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"Why not spend some time getting to know the other parts of the city?"
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"That way, when you do go "downtown,""
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"it will be that much more special."
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"Yes? Okay."
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"Happy travels."
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"I believe your code may have been cracked."
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"Yeah. No shit."
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"Hey, Bug. I was just getting ready to take off."
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"Heard you're gonna see Mom today."
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"Uh..."
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"I don't know."
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"Okay."
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"Let me be more clear."
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"We are looking for people who look like heroes."
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"No uggos."
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"Well, Abraham Lincoln is a hero, and he was pretty unattractive."
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"You're insane. He was gorgeous."
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"But, now, Gerald Ford... hochi mochi!"
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"-Yeah. -He was poured into that suit."
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"-Yes, please. [laughing]  -Yes, please!"
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"-All day. -I also agree, but we have work to do."
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"and we need you in Wild Horse, ASAP."
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"I see you're working near Sheppard Air Force Base."
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"We can have a plane ready in an hour. Will that work?"
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"Yeah, just need to hammer out the details of my contract first."
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"But the terms were agreed to during the preliminary calls,"
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"were they not?"
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"Yeah, I'm gonna need something more."
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"[clears throat]"
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"I don't get paid a million dollars."
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"[all laughing]"
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"No. I heard Coach Saban makes over seven million dollars a year."
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"-Roll Tide! -Roll, Tide, roll!"
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"Oh, you would be a 'Bama fan."
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"-Oh, I'm so sorry for liking winners. -That's so perfect."
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"-Quiet, please. -Okay."
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"is building a permanent colony on the moon."
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"You would jeopardize your part in this over money?"
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"[chuckling] Man."
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"You want me,"
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"I should be compensated."
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"To be clear, I don't want you."
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"You're an unfortunate necessity, like tipping or..."
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"So I'm a colonoscopy?"
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"It was an off-the-cuff comparison, but I'll tell you what,"
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"if it resonates for you--"
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"Hey, man, fuck you!"
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"Fuck you!"
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"Fuck you!"
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"Fuck you!"
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"-Hey. -What?"
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"Fuck you."
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"Ah!"
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"By the way, there is no need Mark should be privy"
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"Are we all agreed?"
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"-[both] Absolutely.  -Yeah."
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"[inaudible]"
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"Ugh!"
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"-Okay. I don't wanna know. -All right."
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"-Stay here. I'll be back. -Ew."
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"["HER" by Block B playing on stereo]"
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"You like K-Pop?"
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"Yeah. Hell, yeah."
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"I mean, K-Pop kind of jacked their whole shit from black music,"
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"Actually, black people and Koreans have tons in common."
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