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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - Love Letters (S05E05)

"Well, I guess, my build."
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"- That's being generous. - If I was at my goal weight."
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"Officer, they mentioned there was a weapon involved."
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"Can you describe the weapon?"
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"Well, if there was a weapon, it was concealed."
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"a concealed weapon."
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"Yeah, I mean, if we could tell you what it looked like,"
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"he wouldn't be doing a good job of concealing it."
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"Yeah!"
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"You have no idea what it looks like,"
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"or whether there was one in the first place."
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"You guys said you were held up!"
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"Emotionally!"
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"I mean, I don't know if there was a gun,"
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"but it was still a robbery, he was wearing a mask."
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"And would we all not agree that words are weapons?!"
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"Okay, so you offered the wine,"
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"This guy just sounds like a lucky customer, David!"
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"You know what? I am just gonna..."
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"file this report, and you can follow up"
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"So you upsold the robber."
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"I did not! I didn't even tell him"
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"about the vintage wines we have in the back."
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"Oh. Stevie: Speaking of..."
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"I think we should probably open one of those bottles,"
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"just to calm the nerves."
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"Yeah, I thought you had to go to work."
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"Great. Great stuff, you guys."
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"- Can I have some more popcorn? - Oh, sure."
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"Oh, don't worry, I'll get it."
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"I uh, see you're wearing the locket."
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"Oh, right."
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"Well, you proved me wrong, Alexis."
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"And I have to say, I'm actually kind of relieved,"
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"because that means that you also kept favourite photo"
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"of the two of us."
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"I keep that photo in a locked folder on my phone."
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"No, no, I'm talking about the one in the locket."
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"Hmm!"
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"Now, this appears to be a photo of Twyla?"
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"Yes... I put that there."
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"And Twyla's mom?"
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"Is her important friend."
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"You gave the locket to Twyla, didn't you?"
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"Okay, I would've kept it."
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"But the necklace just kept reminding me"
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"of all the bad things that I'd done,"
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"and then Twyla gave me a Christmas gift,"
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"and I didn't have anything to give her..."
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"Okay, Alexis, I think we should just agree"
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"to stop feeling bad about our past,"
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"and just focus on the future."
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"And, in that spirit,"
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"I should probably tell you that I didn't actually keep"
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"That's fine."
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"Yeah, after the breakup, I uh..."
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"well, I took some of your stuff to the incinerator,"
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"along with some pets that needed to be cremated."
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"The wallet that you gave me was still in there,"
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"and I had forgotten to take some of the cards out,"
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"and I was actually only one stamp away from a free sub, so."
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"that was David's wallet."
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"Well, well, "John-John" returns."
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"Okay, Moira, don't tell me you still haven't slept."
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"What would give you that impression?"
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"of getting some sleep!"
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"Easier said than done, John,"
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"when your only husband is longing for"
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"his epistle-writing inamorata."
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"You know what, if you had taken a nap,"
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"and cleared your head,"
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"When we were herded from our home,"
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"you chose to grab those letters!"
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"Oh... okay."
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"If you must know,"
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"she's someone who's very important to me."
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"Oh?"
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"Moira, you wrote those letters!"
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"Don't be absurd, that is not my writing!"
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"It was that week on "Sunrise Bay""
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"you were in a body cast, they wouldn't let you take it off."
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"You were writing with your left hand!"
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"The spelunking incident."
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"No."
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"It was after she got thrown upwards through a skylight."
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"Look..."
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""I'm lying here in bed,"
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"I can't move, I miss you.""
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"You're telling me none of this rings a bell?"
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"I had asked for actual painkillers,"
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"But why are you reading them now?"
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"I was missing you,"
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"so I took out the letters,"
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"because reading them made me"
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"feel like you were still here with me."
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"Unfortunately, we're going to have to stick with"
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"What? Why would we do that?"
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"I don't want anyone thinking I wrote these!"
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"Well, I don't want people thinking I'm reading"
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"some other woman's love letters!"
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"Well, it'll give you an edge."
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"No one will ever accuse you of being vanilla again."
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"Who's saying that?"
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"No kids, I understand that you both have read"
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"a somewhat adult-themed correspondence"
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"between a loving wife and her husband?"
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"Yeah, and I'd prefer if you could stop talking about it."
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"This is why I think it's best to torch everything"
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"from past failed relationships."
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"I'd hardly call this a failed relationship, David."
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"We're still here, 35 years later."
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"Okay, here we go."
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"I know you asked for a small,"
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"but I "swapped it" for a large."
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"Twyla, may I say, you are looking very chic."
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"Johnny: Would you look at that? That looks like the tiara"
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"you wore at your bat mitzvah, Alexis."
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"We should probably coordinate a time"
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"to swap everything back."
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"I got Twyla's step-brother's dog tags."
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