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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - Love Letters (S05E05)

"I'm sure there's a logical explanation for all of this."
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"- Sure there is. - Yes. Some of them!"
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"Some of them are even funny!"
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""Dearest John-John,"
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"I'm lying here, stuck, sweaty."
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"All I can think about is you,"
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"and the last night we spent together,"
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"bed shaking... " Ew!"
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"Why are you making me read this?"
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"- I know, right? - Eugh!"
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"Before your father met me,"
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"he was not quite so selective."
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"I hesitate to add, he even had a predilection"
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"for boom boom girls!"
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"that I don't have a therapist anymore."
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"No, as you said,"
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"No, you've said that like, three times now."
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"So I think it's probably for the best"
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"that we put these down, and we go have a nap, okay?"
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"- Yes. You're right. - Mhm."
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"You're right, Alexis, you're always so right."
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"Okay."
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"Good morning."
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"Is there something I can help you with?"
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"Yeah, I'd like you to open your cash register,"
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"and give me your money!"
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"Okay, small problem."
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"Um, our money isn't for sale."
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"- I'm robbing you! - Thought so, yeah. Um..."
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"I'm gonna ask you one more time."
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"Hey! Hey! Where do you think you're going?!"
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"- Here. - David: So here's the problem."
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"because my partner is at the bank"
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"getting money for the float."
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"What about you, what do you have?"
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"A wallet full of debt."
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"Can someone put something in a bag, please?!"
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"- Whatever! - Would you like some wine?"
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"Okay, yeah, yes, put some booze in a bag."
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"Do you drink red wine, or white wine?"
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"Maybe some chilled rose in the back?"
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"I'll get it!"
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"Robber: I'm not letting you go into the back!"
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"What else?"
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"Cheese goes good with wine."
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"Would you like some cheese?"
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"Uh yeah, I'll take some cheese."
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"I guess throw in some brie,"
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"some aged cheddar."
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"Uh, that tapenade goes good with the brie."
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"Tapenades, great, yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"- Do you have bad skin? - Yeah, sure, just hurry it up!"
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"There you go."
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"Could you help the man with the door?"
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"- His hands are full. - Sorry."
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"- Thank you. - Okay, thank you."
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"Look at you all dressed up, Mr. Sporty Spice."
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"Uh yeah, I'm dressed for the run"
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"that we're supposed to be going on,"
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"but I don't think you can run in those."
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"Tell that to me at 21, escaping the yakuza."
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"So that's a no on the run, then?"
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"Okay, honestly Ted, I've had a very traumatic"
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"Okay well, that's actually like, scary,"
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"because we texted about it twice last night,"
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"and twice this morning, but anyway,"
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"is everything okay?"
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"Like, other than reading some very porny love letters"
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"that someone sent my dad, sure."
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"Like, who holds on to things like that?"
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"I've held on to some things."
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"Oh my God, should I be worried?"
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"Well, I, I did keep this waterproof watch"
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"that Heather gave me."
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"Okay, I asked if I should be worried."
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"I don't know, I think it's kind of romantic"
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"to hang on to things from old relationships."
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"I've certainly kept some things from our past."
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"Ted!"
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"I take it that you haven't?"
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"Um, harsh. I for sure have."
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"some really weird stuff right now."
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"No... because you put me on the spot!"
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"There's like, a very long list of things that I've kept."
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"Like what?"
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"Like... that empty book that you gave me."
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"- The journal? - Yes! The journal."
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"And very likely some jewelry."
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"Like a ring, or..."
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"The locket you gave me."
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"I kept that the most."
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"I don't think I've ever seen you wear it."
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"I'm just so scared of losing it."
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"You've never written in a journal, have you?"
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"No, but um,"
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"one time I did do a book report on David's diary,"
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"and it was very dark. Okay."
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"Jocelyn!"
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"Moira, you're back."
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"Did you just let yourself in?"
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"I have been knocking on your door"
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"since the beginning of time!"
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"Although now that I'm standing here,"
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"it's equally possible that I didn't knock at all."
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"Ah! Sorry. I just need to..."
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"- catch my breath. - Oh, as do I."
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"I don't know if you know what it's like to be mortally"
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"deprived of one's sleep!"
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"I haven't slept in eight months."
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"- Why's that? - Because of the baby."
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"The music, Jocelyn."
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"I... I picked up some beautiful Sevdah,"
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"that I absolutely must teach to the Jazzigals!"
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"Would you like to hear me sing"
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"a traditional love song?"
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"Shhh..."
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"Yeah... it's a sad one."
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"I would be feeling it too, if I knew..."
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"what the heck you were singing about."
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"Oh..."
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