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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Myrtle (S05E05)

"Oh, like when Tupac played Coachella."
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"Great, now I gotta do two things."
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"I don't know why this..."
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"There's 1,000 bucks in it. I already opened it."
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"or when I took her to her doctor's appointments."
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"I mean, I was nice to her, but, you know,"
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"Who's rich?"
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"but now I have tons student loan and credit card debts."
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"Look, guys, I have no idea why she gave me the money,"
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"you all see me as."
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"Can you back me up here, please?"
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"Why? You're doing great."
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"♪ Tell me who to be ♪"
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"Just thinking about Myrtle."
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"- We wear swim caps. - Sandra, please."
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"It's just, when someone dies, it..."
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"It's really been making me think about my dad."
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"I started smiling before I heard what you said."
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"Hey, Glenn, how you holding up?"
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"I didn't have it in me."
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"Who knows? Maybe..."
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"Or maybe she's trying to communicate with us."
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"Yeah, or that was just the whole message."
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"- What's... - Jonah."
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"This could be a sign."
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"and then I'll shake your hand with the lipstick in my palm."
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"You're selling bootleg makeup."
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"No, no, no, it's called multi-level marketing."
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"The different levels get smaller and smaller as you go up."
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"It's kind of shaped like a triangle."
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"But it's so easy."
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"I just recruit people, and then I get a cut."
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"Nah, not really a hand lotion guy."
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"[chuckles] Yeah, obviously."
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"Oh, all right."
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"Now just watch the money roll in."
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"Ooh, I have always wanted to go to Florida."
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"- Cool. - And I'm here for support."
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"So you're gonna call him"
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"Uh, this is Sandra Johnson."
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"passed away."
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"Oh, God. [Crying]"
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"She's dying."
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"I'm sorry, what are you..."
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"Damn it, Sandra."
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"what the hell can you do?"
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"Hi, Sandra?"
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"Sandra Johnson?"
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"Yes?"
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"I'm Dina's dad, Howard."
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"I mean, she's dead? She's dying..."
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"Yes, but small heads-up. She's very angry."
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"it's best to just pretend you've passed out, okay?"
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"Dad?"
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"Now that everything's out in the open,"
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"Yeah, sure it is."
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"was her celebrity crush."
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"Look, I know she means well leaving all these signs"
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"You shouldn't outlive your employees."
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"Yeah, you were so close with Myrtle and you deserve it."
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"She wrote my name on the envelope,"
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"but who knows who she could've meant, you know?"
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"Oh, my God. Thank you."
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"It's yours."
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"It takes out all the think work."
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"I'll take one."
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"- Thank you, baby. - Mm-hmm."
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"the lotion or whatever?"
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"It's weird."
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"for what it's worth, when I left you that day,"
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"I watched this belt buckle go from prototype to market ready,"
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"but I didn't see you go from pre-teen to tall lady,"
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"well, that's not okay."
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"is kind of like my own personal belt buckle knife,"
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"and we've decided what I'm gonna do with Myrtle's money."
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"Oh, you and Pastor Craig decided?"
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"Yeah, he said that all the signs"
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"that Myrtle has been leaving me"
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"means that she hasn't ascended into heaven yet."
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"Ugh. What a waste of money."
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"♪ Why the good times Nev... ♪"
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"Dina, have you seen Glenn?"
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"I use it all the time. No big deal."
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"Oh, Dad, this is my boss, Amy. Show her your belt buckle."
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"Fast as lightning, but sharper."
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"Amy, why don't you tell my dad about"
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"She tackled a guy."
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"so I'm basically the first lady of the store."
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"Wouldn't Jonah be the first lady of the store..."
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"I'm running out of options, so please put me on the team."
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"Yes! Chateo back in business."
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"Oh, I don't remember a lot of things we talk about."
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"something really nice?"
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"Like for $600, Myrtle can get into heaven,"
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"But for the thousand,"
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"You can't assume someone's taking you out to dinner."
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"Hey, I'd love to chip in, but I'm still paying off"
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"Okay, all right, Marcus is a pass."
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"- Justine? - I've just got big bills on me."
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"wait, where's my five? Who took my five?"
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"- Watch this, Dad. - Right in the pocket."
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"- That's my girl. - [forklift beeping]"
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"I won't tell the assistant manager."
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"[chuckles] You know something, Dina?"
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"maybe it was a good thing that I left."
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"Otherwise, you wouldn't be the strong woman you are today."
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"I hadn't thought about it that way."
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"All right, let me try this, all right?"
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"I can't hang out with my dad all day."
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"I mean, I have a job."
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"I still have to go through all the security footage"
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"form this morning, so..."
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"Don't worry. I'm in heaven now."
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"Did I hear her say, "I'm in heaven"?"
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"I mean, it only makes sense."
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"But I'm still gonna give the money to Pastor Craig"
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"[chuckles] That's a fair joke."
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"Celebrate our reunion. You like meatball subs, right?"
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"I'm a vegan now, but don't beat yourself up."
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"Our neighbor Mr. Gianetti did."
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