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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"Oh, my God. This monkey was so cute."
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"Seriously, that's the last time I'm gonna call you today."
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"Okay."
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"You didn't hang up either!"
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"You hang up!"
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"My bookie. Great guy."
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"So let me get this straight. A funeral is the one time you don't suit up?"
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"Have I taught you nothing, Ted?"
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"They're the sartorial equivalent of a baby's smile."
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""Sartorial"?"
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"Suits are for the living."
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"That's why when it's my time to R.I.P."
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"I'm going out of this world the same way I came into it--"
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"buck naked. Yeah."
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"It's gonna be awesome."
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"- Such a waste. - I know."
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"He was so young."
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"A hand-stitched, cashmere, double-breasted Dolce & Gabbana."
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"We'll make an appearance at the bar for the wake,"
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"we'll be watching the game by 8:00."
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"And even though we didn't see any whales,"
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"Mark and I both said it was the best day of our lives."
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"Okay, I'm getting us another round."
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"And when I come back,"
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"Dibs on the one Carl just told."
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"Okay, I have to be at work exactly one Super Bowl from now."
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"Oh, let's face it, we're not going to get to watch it."
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"We should just find out the score."
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"No, no, no, we can't! We have to watch the game together."
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"Think of all the great times we've had watching this game."
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"Ted, it's not a drinking game"
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"Are these chicken wings or angel wings?"
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"This is so great, all of us watching the Super Bowl together."
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"This is special."
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"We need to do this every year-- promise me!"
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"Calm down, buddy."
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"Oh, commercials!"
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"Everyone drink!"
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"God, this is such a great tradition, all of us watching the game together."
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"I don't bet. Betting's for suckers."
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"Make it like a dollar or something, you know. Who cares? No big deal."
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"See, there you go, he made it. You win."
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"Wait. This is mine, just like that?"
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"God, that feels good."
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"Nobody even pays attention."
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"I mean, Janet Jackson, who cares?"
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"God, how cool is Robin?"
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"I can't believe you invited this girl we've only known for a few months"
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"Now she's gonna be in all the pictures."
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"Yeah, yeah, whatever. I'll give you the Seahawks"
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"plus six points for 500 bucks."
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"Why don't we just bet air?! God, Marshall!"
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"Okay, $50."
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"Hey, I'll take that action."
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"Seahawks, but make it four points and make it a grand."
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"Hey, these wings, are they chicken wings or angel wings?"
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"Oh, commercials!"
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"Look, we always watch the Super Bowl together."
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"So we make a pact to watch it tomorrow at 6:00"
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"That's impossible."
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"no newspapers, nothing."
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"Media blackout."
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"But our tradition lives on."
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"- I'm in. - What the hell, I'm in."
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"- High five! - Dude, we're at a wake."
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"Hey, take this key and swallow it."
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"What? No."
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"Come on, Ted, you eat salads. It'll be out by game time."
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"Lots more, no."
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"I'm not messing around, Theodore."
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"I've got a lot of money riding on this game."
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"I'll check the score. Please take the key."
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"Fine."
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"But only because you didn't think through a bathroom plan"
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"and I think that's funny."
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"The media blackout was particularly hard on Robin"
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"because, well, she was the media."
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"But unfortunately, the City won't be fixing"
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"the unusually large pothole any time soon,"
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"so buckle up if you're on the BQE."
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"It's gonna be a bumpy one."
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"Like morning commutes needed to get any harder."
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"Well, Robin, what do you say? I think it's time to check in with Sid"
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"- for a sports update. - No!"
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"- What? - No."
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"But it's, uh, time for Sports."
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"No, it's not. It's time for Weather."
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"We, we just did Weather."
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"it may have changed."
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"What's it doing out there, Lou?"
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"Pretty much the same thing it was two minutes ago."
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"Back to you, Robin."
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"Okay, now it's time for Sports."
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"No! Let's go to Traffic Todd"
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"in the Metro News 1 Gridlock Chopper."
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"Robin, it's time for Sports!"
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"Over to you, Sid."
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"Thank you, Kevin and Robin."
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"Let's talk about the Super Bowl."
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"Weeks earlier, Marshall had promised Lily"
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"he'd come into her kindergarten class for show-and-tell day."
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"And he's a little bit double-jointed..."
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"And his favorite animal is the Loch Ness monster."
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"Lily, how many times...?"
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"We're trying to stay away from terms like "Monster.""
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"Well, I think we can all agree, he is much more interesting"
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"than Sally's one-eyed goldfish."
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"Three weeks in a row? Come on, Sally."
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"Okay, well, that's all the time we have."
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"Arts and crafts, everybody."
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"Yeah, I'm actually trying to hide out"
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"'cause I don't want to know who won the Super Bowl."
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"I know who won."
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"Oh, um, that's great, but I really don't want to know,"
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"so if you could just keep that to yourself."
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"How badly do you not want to know?"
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"Ten bucks."
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"Just went up to eight."
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"Unlock me, Ted."
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"I've never gone this long without calling my bookie."
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