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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The Rebound Girl (S07E07)

"not come out until you promise never to move away!"
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"It's a good thing we have three bathrooms."
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"Hey, Barney."
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"Uh, listen, sorry about the other day"
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"when I said you'd be a terrible father."
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"You had no reason to think otherwise."
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"Totally understandable. I'm not mad."
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"Thanks."
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"And, uh, let's be honest,"
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"we were both acting a little crazy."
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"I don't think either of us is truly ready"
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"for the responsibility of..."
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"Daddy's home."
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"Uh, Barney, uh, where did you get this baby?"
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"Please."
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"Did you adopt it?"
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"Do you have a baby guy?"
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"Did Guy the guy guy get you a baby guy?"
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"Ted, we should get going."
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"No, no, no. I'm not going anywhere with you."
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"For all I know, I could be"
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"aiding and abetting a kidnapping."
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"Shh. Bro-daddy's not mad."
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"He's just being a wittle loud. He wuvs you! Yes, he does!"
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"- This is insane! - You'll feel better outside."
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"- Come on. - No, I can't."
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"Yeah. Na-na-na."
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"But then we went outside."
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"Oh, my goodness."
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"- What a beautiful baby. - Thank you."
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"By the way, my friend and I, we're not a couple."
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"We are two straight guys who are single"
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"and we have a baby. Just so you know."
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"Look at this sweet girl."
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"Hi. I was just telling this first girl,"
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"my friend and I, both straight,"
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"both available, and we have a baby."
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"Oh, who is this little angel?"
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"me and him,"
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"not gay, single, have a baby."
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"We should look into having a sign made."
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"Kids, again, we were going through a difficult time."
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"But this part was kind of fun."
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"Aw...! So cute!"
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"This is awesome."
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"Right?"
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"Robin, come out and talk to us."
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"I'm not coming out of this bathroom"
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"until everyone stops acting crazy!"
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"No one is being crazy."
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"Again, for the purposes of this story..."
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"Ted and I have a baby. Crazy!"
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"What the hell is that?"
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"Guys, this is Hurricane Stinson-Mosby."
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"Mosby-Stinson."
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"That is..."
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"ultimately inconsiderate to the child"
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"who has to live with that name."
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"Okay, how the hell does Barney have a baby?"
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"No idea. Super confused."
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"I'm finding it best to just sort of go with it."
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"She's super cute, though, right?"
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"Wait a minute."
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"Oh, guh! Hurricane dookied in her drawers."
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"Ha-ha! Poopy pants!"
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"She needs a new diaper."
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"Right. Where do you keep your diapers?"
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"We don't have any."
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"You don't... Wow."
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"Okay. (scoffs) I guess I'll go buy some."
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"You're gonna be a mom and you don't have any diapers?"
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"Uh, okay."
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"So, there was talk of a cheese plate?"
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"Hey."
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"Cheese?"
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"Thanks."
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"If you don't mind me asking..."
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"what-what is this all about?"
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"I mean, you are one of the most strong, independent,"
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"non-locking-themselves-in-"
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"a-bathroom-on-Thanksgiving people I know."
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"Why-why are you so upset about us moving?"
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"Maybe I just need you guys more than you think."
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"Is this about more than us moving?"
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"This is good cheese."
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"Robin?"
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"Yeah?"
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"Do you think I should've become a Ghostbuster?"
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"I think you made the right call, buddy."
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"Okay, Ted, I'm not gonna ask you where Barney got this baby."
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"But do you have any idea why?"
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"Well, a few nights ago, we were talking..."
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"you know, "We hate girls, we wish we were gay,""
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"And we kind of sort of decided to..."
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"adopt a baby."
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"Yeah, that's crazy."
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"I know."
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"Is it, though?"
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"Yes."
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"I know."
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"But is it, though?"
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"Yes."
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"Well, so what if it's crazy?"
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"I've been ready to meet someone to start a family with"
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"for a long time now, and I keep not meeting her."
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"Barney is one of my best friends in the world, we rarely fight,"
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"and once we iron out the whole pet cobra thing,"
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"we will be amazing dads."
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"Why shouldn't we try this?"
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"When's the last time you fed her?"
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"She had some root beer on the train."
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"Oh, Ted. And I'm sorry,"
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"but you cannot call a baby Hurricane."
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"Actually, her name is Sadie."
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"James, what are you doing here?"
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"Did Barney not tell you"
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"that we were coming for Thanksgiving?"
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"Uh, no."
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"that he was babysitting our new daughter."
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"This is your daughter?"
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