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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - Cool Hand Dave: Part 2 (S04E04)

"Shank skims all the decent stuff and sells it back to the wholesaler."
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"And the cons let one of the bulls take food out of their mouth?"
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"Let's just say Derrick makes sure the cons don't get too feisty."
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"-What about the warden? -Warden?"
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"Warden isn't exactly what you call a hands-on kind of guy."
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"He don't even attend the executions."
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"Write your congressman."
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"Which would you rather do?"
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"...or have make-believe conversations with her instead?"
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"You mind your business, Philly boy."
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"Let's go, Hundley."
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""Stone walls do not a prison make..."
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"...nhor iron bars a cage.""
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"This place does pretty well."
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"See you later, Philly boy."
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"See you in chemistry class, homes."
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"I don't know, couple of hours, maybe."
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"All right, let's move it."
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"Not later. I mean now."
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"Get a couple more of your boys down here in this ditch."
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"You're gonna be in great shape when you get out of here."
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"I'd rather have gone to a spa."
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"You wanna wipe the sweat off, punk, you ask me first."
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"Grogan's at the top of my list."
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"I spend all day dreaming about what I'll do to him..."
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"...when I get out of here."
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"I'm driving down the street..."
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"...and there's Grogan stepping off the kerb."
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"So I line him up with my hood ornament..."
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"...and pow!"
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"He goes flying."
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"Just like Superman."
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"All that hostility's bad for your karma."
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"Me, I think about my woman."
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"-Yeah, I got a girl. -How'd you meet her?"
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"Long story."
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"So? I ain't going anywhere for another 99 years."
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"The day she walked into my office..."
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"...I thought destiny was giving me a massage."
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"So I go up and ring the doorbell..."
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"...and bonehead Sam answers, right?"
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"So you cut him into little pieces, right?"
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"Left my machete in the car."
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"So we just started dancing right there in the Laundromat..."
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"...the last time I ever saw her."
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"Wait a second, you mean Maddie might be having your kid..."
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"...and you ain't even related?"
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"You know how it is, Tower."
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"Neither of us was ready to make a commitment."
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"Hey, hey, you gotta ask Maddie to marry you."
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"Bottom trench, five minutes. Grab some water."
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"Yeah, baby, you just can't abandon a poor, helpless woman."
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"Believe me, she ain't poor, she ain't helpless."
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"I thought you were a right guy, Hundley."
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"But I'm ashamed to be on the same chain gang with you."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Well, if you guys are such a panel of experts..."
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"...when's the last time any of you spoke to a dame?"
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"There's a guy in D-block who washes everyone's socks."
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"-True, we are heinous felons. -Not a one of us is nice."
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"But you'd do well to hearken to our sage advice."
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"-Forget Sam. -Your ego."
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"The rest of that baloney."
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"There's a woman and a baby, say yes to matrimony."
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"This wench so fair Whom he calls Maddie"
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"Is the blond and buxom owner Of the agency"
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"The epitome of virtue A lady of rare grace"
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"And this Dave is always straining For a glimpse of lace"
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"Dave is always straining For a glimpse of lace"
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"He begged and pleaded For her sugar and spice"
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"But she blunted his desire With a glare of ice"
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"He begged and pleaded For her sugar and spice"
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"Hearing sly innuendo And allusion to his bed"
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"She looked at him and told him That he ought to drop dead"
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"But he pressed his case So diligently"
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"That he and Maddie Now enjoy a pregnancy"
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"That he and Maddie Now enjoy a pregnancy"
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"A blessed event Save for one niggling bother"
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"The guy is not certain He's the baby's father"
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"A blessed event Save for one niggling bother"
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"Since Maddie took the tumble With an astronaut"
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"Now our jailhouse brother here Is overwrought"
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"But a man worth his salt A man of any mettle"
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"Would rescue his fair lady From this awful fellow"
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"Though she's fled to Chicago The relationship a mess"
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"You, sir, hold the key To her happiness"
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"Though she fled to Chicago The relationship a mess"
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"You, sir, hold the key To her happiness"
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"Happiness"
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"You'll be happy as a psycho On a killing spree"
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"Once she's an honest woman And you're on bended knee"
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"And don't you dare hang up Until she says "I do""
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"Call collect Chicago, area 312"
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"Call collect Chicago, area 312"
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"And don't you dare hang up Until she says "I do""
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"Call collect Chicago, area 312"
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"And don't you dare hang up Until she says "I do""
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"Call collect Chicago, area 312"
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"And don't you dare hang up Until she says "I do""
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"Call collect Chicago, area 312"
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"And don't you dare hang up Until she says "I do""
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"Call collect Chicago, area 312"
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"And don't you dare hang up Until she says "I do""
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"And you know what to do."
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"All right, let's go."
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"Shake a leg."
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"This is it, boys, you might as well face it. This is prison."
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"Get to it!"
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"MacGilicuddy?"
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"While I'm still in my 30's?"
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"I don't recall today being a holiday."
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"MacGilicuddy, you were out of the office for nearly..."
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"...iwelve minutes."
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"-Is it a felony to go to the men's room? -Without a hall pass?"
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"With reading material of a personal nature?"
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"What I do in the bathroom is my business."
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"And when one of my employees wastes nearly one-fifth of an hour..."
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"...of valuable company time for a simple bodily function--"
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"I'm not one of your employees."
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"I work for Miss Hayes and Mr. Addison."
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