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Clips from Gilligan's Island - President Gilligan (S01E01)

"THAT'S UNFAIR!"
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"YOU'RE RIGHT. IT IS UNFAIR."
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"AND I KNOW THAT IT'S GOING TO BE"
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"A GOOD, CLEAN, HARD-FOUGHT BATTLE RIGHT DOWN TO THE WIRE."
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"THAT'S RIGHT, PROFESSOR."
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"THERE'S NO ROOM FOR DIRTY POLITICS ON THIS ISLAND."
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"I THINK WE CAN ALWAYS MAKE A LITTLE ROOM"
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"AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN ALL GET BACK TO WORK ON THE WELL."
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"THAT'S FINE WITH ME, PROFESSOR."
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"I'M READY FOR THAT ELECTION ANY TIME NOW."
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"WAIT A MINUTE, CAPTAIN."
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"WHEN ARE YOU COMING OUT"
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"OF YOUR SMOKED-FILLED HUT"
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"AND REALLY FACE THE ISSUES, HUH?"
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"WHAT ISSUES, MR. HOWELL?"
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"WELL, I'M SURE YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW"
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"WHAT MY LEARNED OPPONENT THINKS, FOR EXAMPLE, OF SLUM CLEARANCE,"
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"OF TIDE LAND OIL DRILLING,"
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"OF FREE SCHOOL LUNCHES!"
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"I WOULD LIKE TO MEET HIM"
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"IN FACE-TO-FACE DEBATE ON PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION,"
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"COCONUT CONSERVATION, AND HIGH-RISE DWELLINGS."
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"NOW, SEE HERE-- NOW, WAIT A MINUTE."
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"YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FACE UP TO THE ISSUES, CAPTAIN,"
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"AND YOU BETTER GIVE THEM SOME THOUGHT."
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"IN THE FIRST PLACE, WHO'S GONNA ASK"
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"A LOT OF STUPID QUESTIONS LIKE THAT?"
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"MRS. HOWELL."
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"AND I BEG OF YOU, DEAR FRIENDS,"
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"DO NOT PLACE ONE MORE BURDEN"
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"ON THE FRAGILE SHOULDERS OF OUR DEAR GALLANT CAPTAIN,"
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"WHO LIES SLEEPLESS IN HIS BED AT NIGHT--"
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"RIDDEN WITH GUILT."
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"THANK YOU. YES. YES."
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"RIDDEN WITH GUILT. UH-HUH."
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"RIDDEN WITH GUILT ABOUT THE SHIPWRECK, WHICH WAS HIS FAULT."
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"RIDDEN WITH GUILT ABOUT THE LOSS OF THE TRANSMITTER,"
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"WHICH WAS HIS MOTHER'S FAULT."
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"WHAT THIS ISLAND NEEDS IS A PRESIDENT LIKE ME--"
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"AND ABOVE ALL, MODEST."
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"AND I SAY TO YOU, DON'T CHANGE LEADERS IN MID-OCEAN!"
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"ELECT ME FIRST PRESIDENT--"
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"THE MAN WHO'S FIRST AT SEA, ON LAND,"
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"AND FIRST FATHER OF YOUR ISLAND."
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"THAT WAS GREAT, SKIPPER."
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"YOU REALLY THINK SO, GILLIGAN?"
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"YEAH. ONLY, CAN WE VOTE FOR GEORGE WASHINGTON?"
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"GEORGE WASHINGTON?"
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"ISN'T THAT WHO YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT?"
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"NO, GILLIGAN, I WAS TALKING ABOUT ME!"
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"WHY SHOULD PEOPLE VOTE FOR ME?"
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"I DON'T KNOW."
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"WELL, THINK!"
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"UH...UH... I GOT IT."
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"BECAUSE YOU'RE THE SKIPPER, AND YOU'LL THREATEN THEM."
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"YEAH! OH, NO, THAT WON'T WORK."
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"WORKS WITH ME."
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"WELL, BUT YOU'RE DIFFERENT. I AM?"
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"WELL, CERTAINLY. YOU'RE MY CREW. I CAN THREATEN YOU."
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"I'VE GOT TO WOO THE VOTERS."
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"YOU DON'T WOO ME. I'D RATHER BE THREATENED."
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"NOT YOU, GILLIGAN! THE GIRLS."
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"GINGER. ARE YOU HOME?"
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"[WARMLY] HELLO, SKIPPER."
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"LOVELY FLOWERS FOR A LOVELY LADY."
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"OH, GEE, THEY'RE LOVELY."
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"OOH! THOSE ARE THE FLOWERS"
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"THE PROFESSOR SAID ARE POISONOUS."
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"POISONOUS?"
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"POISONOUS?!"
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"YII! AAAHH!"
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"TRIED TO BUY MY VOTE."
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"WELL, I DID NOTHING OF THE KIND, MARY ANN."
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"IT'S PERFECTLY PROPER FOR A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE"
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"TO WANT TO HIRE A SECRETARY."
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"WELL, GOOD SECRETARIES ARE HARD TO FIND."
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"I'M NOT EVEN A GOOD SECRETARY, MR. HOWELL."
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"AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M NOT EVEN A SECRETARY."
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"I'M ONLY A CLERK."
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"A CLERK! OH, A CLERK!"
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"WELL, IN THAT CASE, 100,000."
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"I AM NOT GOING TO INSULT YOUR INTELLIGENCE"
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"GEE, MR. HOWELL, I DON'T SEE"
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"WHAT ONE THING HAS TO DO WITH THE OTHER."
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"ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT PERHAPS"
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"YOU, UH, COULD BE BRIBED?"
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"EVERYBODY SAYS I'VE GOT AN OPEN MIND."
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"GINGER, OFF THIS ISLAND,"
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"I'M A VERY WEALTHY AND IMPORTANT MAN."
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"AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M THINKING OF BUYING HOLLYWOOD."
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"HOLLYWOOD?!"
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"YES. DON'T YOU THINK YOU OUGHT TO HAVE"
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"A STAR ON YOUR DRESSING ROOM DOOR?"
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"OH, GEE, MR. HOWELL..."
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"I MEAN, MR. PRESIDENT..."
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"GILLIGAN."
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"[WARMLY] HELLO."
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"WHO YOU TALKING TO?"
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"YOU."
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"ME?"
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"YEAH, BUT I'M JUST ME."
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"I KNOW."
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"BUT YOU'VE NEVER BEEN SO FRIENDLY TO ME BEFORE."
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"THERE'S ALWAYS A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING..."
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"ISN'T THERE?"
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"I MUST BE DREAMING, HUH?"
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"PINCH YOURSELF AND SEE."
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"YEAH."
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"OW! NO, I'M HERE."
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"AND I JUST REMEMBERED-- I'M CAMPAIGNING. VOTE FOR THE SKIPPER."
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"GILLIGAN?"
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"YEAH?"
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"COME HERE."
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"HUH?"
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"COME CLOSER, GILLIGAN."
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"VOTE FOR HOWELL."
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"[THUD]"
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"OOH."
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""DON'T CHANGE SKIPPERS.""
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"OH, GILLIGAN, GET ME THE PAINT CAN."
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