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Clips from The Brady Bunch - The Teeter-Totter Caper (S03E03)

"Hey, if they're going to wear junk like that,"
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"we're going to have to get all dressed up, too."
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"Why, sure. It's a wedding."
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"that can ever happen in a girl's life."
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"( chuckling)"
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"Don't you want to get married?"
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"Sure! When I got nothing else to live for."
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"( laughing)"
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"I mean, don't you want a home and children?"
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"We already got a home..."
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"And a whole bunch of children."
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"( laughing)"
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"Come on."
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"( keeps laughing)"
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"( humming)"
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"Hi, Mrs. Brady."
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"Well, I think I got"
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"the perfect gift for Gertrude..."
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"Something I'm sure no one else would think of."
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"Oh, what's that?"
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"A silver frog."
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"Oh, a silver frog."
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"Well, you're right, it's a million-to-one shot"
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"she won't even get a green one."
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"Oh, Alice."
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"See? This part is the frog"
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"for candy or nuts or anything."
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"Hey, that's kind of pretty. Isn't that great?"
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"Hey, is somebody going on a picnic?"
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"Oh, no, no, this is just a little something"
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"for Mr. Teeter and Miss Totter."
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"They're out to set a world record, remember?"
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"I didn't think they were serious."
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"Oh, they couldn't be seriouser."
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"Whew."
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"You getting tired, Cindy?"
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"No, not much."
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"You getting tired?"
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"No. We're getting close to that million times."
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"Okay, kids, lunch break!"
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"But we can't stop, Mom."
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"We've got to keep going."
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"You said we could set a record."
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"That's what you said this morning."
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"I really said that, huh?"
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"Just before you went out to buy the frog."
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"Well, you have to eat something, anyway."
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"I'll bet they can do both."
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"You got to promise me one thing, kids:"
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"That you'll both stop when you get tired, okay?"
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"Okay, Mom."
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"We promise. We're really going to break the old record."
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"Well, good luck, kids."
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"By the way, Alice,"
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"what is the old teeter-totter record, anyway?"
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"124 hours."
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"124 hours?"
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"Milk... eggs... um... cheese..."
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"potato chips..."
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"MAN ( on radio): Buon giorno, housewives everywhere."
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"Today, our Gondola Gourmet is going to share"
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"Great. I'll have that for dinner."
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"I will go slowly so we can make it together."
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"Now we have our skillet handy, yes?"
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"Yes. No."
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"We make that first"
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"First, we must have basil."
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"And next, oregano."
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"Oregano."
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"And then bay leaves."
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"Now, the garlic."
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"Garlic. Where's the garlic?"
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"Will you wait a minute, I'm still on the garlic."
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"CINDY: Alice! Alice, can you come out here?"
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"Oh, I'm busy, Cindy."
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"Our record's in danger!"
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"Okay, honey, I'm coming."
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"And soon we will have our sauce esquisita!"
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"Sorry, I'm going to have to sauce my own esquisita."
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"You know, Bobby, I don't think we're quite even."
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"I seem to have a little bit more ballast"
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"on my side than you do."
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"What's "ballast"?"
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"It's a fancy word I use"
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"'cause I don't like to call it flab."
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"Hi, Dad."
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"Hi, Mr. Brady."
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"Hi."
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"Alice is helping us"
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"with our teeter-totter record."
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"In the teeter-totter game, I am what is known as a sit-in."
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"Sit-in? Hi, Dad. Thanks, Alice."
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"Yeah, you see, I officially sit in"
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"for all the contestants whenever they have to do"
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"whatever it is they have to do."
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"She means if we have to go to the bathroom."
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"Well, I can see you're a friend in time of need, Alice."
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"You kids are really serious about this, aren't you?"
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"Yeah, we've been going at it"
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"since three minutes after eight this morning."
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"We're really going to set a new teeter-totter record."
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"What's for dinner, Alice?"
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"I'm starving."
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"Well, that depends."
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"Hi, honey."
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"Oh, hi, dear."
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"Would you believe"
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"that those two have been on that..."
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"Teeter-totter."
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"CAROL: Teeter totter"
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"since early this morning?"
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"MIKE: Yeah. Since three minutes after eight, to be official."
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"Well, do you think we ought to let them keep going?"
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"Oh, sure. Why not?"
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"playing in the park. Anyway, you know kids,"
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"Yeah, well, their minds may be ironclad,"
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"Aren't you getting tired?"
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"Well, some of me is."
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"Why don't you quit?"
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"I think it's dumb."
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