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Clips from The Golden Girls - That Was No Lady (S01E01)

"Oh, my God, I'm storming out to the bathroom."
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"Will you look at what we have? We make each other happy."
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"You lied to me."
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"I couldn't lie to you, that's why I told you."
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"Don't end this, Dorothy. You mean everything to me."
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"It's over with my wife. It's just hard to walk out, is all."
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"Well, not for me it isn't."
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"- Hi, girls. - Hi, Rose."
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"when I said your car was making a funny kind of a noise sometimes?"
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"- Uh-huh. - It's making it all the time now."
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"It's nothing serious, I'm sure."
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"It started making a wheezing, coughing, rattling kind of a sound"
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"- every time it goes up a hill. - Oh, that's a bad sign."
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"Those are the sounds Tony Triano made"
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"the night they wheeled him out of the home on a gurney."
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"That car's in terrific condition."
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"Sometimes it's a little hard to turn over in the morning."
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"Tony Triano to a T."
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"Maybe I should have a mechanic check it out."
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"Oh, Rose, wake up and smell the coffee."
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"An auto mechanic is the last person to take a car to."
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"They only make money if they tell you there's something wrong with it."
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"Boy, I wish I had a car to sell."
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"(phone rings)"
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"I'll get it."
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"Hello?"
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"It's for Dorothy. I think it's Glen."
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"That's the fourth time he's called today."
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"Well, you know what we're supposed to tell him."
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"Go on."
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"Hello? Dorothy's not home and she's never coming home again."
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"Now, don't call here anymore."
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"This is Rose, who's this? Mr. Yamamoto from the school district?"
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"- Rose. - I'm so sorry."
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"I thought you were the man Dorothy's having the affair with."
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"I mean, the man Dorothy said is always so fair with her."
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"Of course, I would expect you to be fair."
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"And polite. And good at math."
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"I'm so glad you got your own Disneyland."
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"Oh, ah, thank you. Goodbye."
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"Dorothy, Dorothy?"
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"Mr. Yamamoto just called about a teaching job."
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"Oh, I'm not ready to go back to work yet."
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"Are you depressed about Glen?"
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"No, I'm depressed because Phyllis George left the morning news."
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"Of course I'm depressed about Glen."
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"For three weeks he made me the happiest woman in the world."
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"This past week without him has just been miserable."
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"At least you have the comfort of knowing you did the right thing."
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"Then why do I feel so rotten?"
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"Dorothy, he's married. You have to forget him!"
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"- I can't just forget him! - Rose, come on."
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"None of us is a schoolgirl anymore."
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"Although, quite frankly, I am sometimes mistaken for one."
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"Oh, please, Blanche."
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"As long as Glen and Dorothy are realistic and discreet about their situation,"
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"- who are they really hurting? - No one. That's who."
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"Blanche, are you condoning their behavior?"
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"No, I'm just not passing judgment."
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"Sometimes life doesn't work out the way we'd like it to."
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"Sometimes we have to just grab our happiness where we can get it."
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"That's the same attitude that broke up Debbie and Eddie... Eddie and Liz."
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"Liz and Dick. Martin and Lewis. Rowan and Martin."
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"(phone ringing)"
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"Hello? Oh, hello Glen."
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"Hang up on that bed-hopper."
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"Don't hang up on him. That man cares for you."
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"Hop, hop."
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"Go with your feelings."
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"Glen, I thought I told you I don't want to talk to you."
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"That's right. If he wants to talk or hop, let him do it with his wife."
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"Don't deny your passion. It's unnatural."
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"Look, Glen, you are making this very difficult for me!"
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"No, I will not change my mind. Goodbye, Glen."
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"Oh, Dorothy, I'm proud of you. You'll see, it's not the end of the world."
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"No, just feels like it."
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"Oh, I hope I'm doing the right thing."
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"You are if you really meant it"
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"when you said you never want to see him again."
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"Oh, come on. Let's start supper. Come on."
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"I'll be with you in a minute."
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"Glen? Dorothy. Yeah, I miss you."
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"I think we have to talk."
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"Yes, yes, Mr. Yamamoto, yes. Fine, I'll see you there."
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"- Oh, I'm so glad you're going back to work. - Yeah, he was thrilled, too."
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"- Dorothy? - What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?"
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"Look, I don't have to defend myself. If I want to see Glen, I'll see Glen."
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"You're seeing Glen? I don't want to hear about it."
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"Well, I don't want to talk about it."
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"- Good night. - Good night."
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"- What are you doing up so late? - I was hungry."
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"I was making myself a sandwich. Do you want one?"
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"- No, thanks, we went out to dinner. - Oh, that's nice."
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"So you spent the evening at dinner."
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"No, we spent dinner at dinner. We spent the evening at a motel."
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"A motel? Dorothy!"
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"A cheap, tawdry, bare-bulb den of iniquity?"
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"We didn't drive to Sodom and Gomorrah, Rose."
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"- I don't want to hear about it! - I don't want to talk about it."
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"- Good night. - Good night."
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"Maybe I'll have something. I was too nervous to eat much at dinner."
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"But I suppose the rest of the evening really built up an appetite."
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"I'm just having a snack. Dorothy's the one having an affair at a motel."
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"- Thank you, Rose. - I just want to keep the record straight."
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"Besides, Blanche has had experience in that area."
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"- Maybe she can give you some advice. - I certainly can."
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"In the first place, never check in as Mr. and Mrs. Smith."
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"Always check in as Mr. and Mrs. Don Shula."
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"What?"
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"That way, you always get a complimentary fruit basket and a bottle of champagne."
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"- Dorothy's seeing Glen again. - That's right."
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"And I don't need any advice. I can handle it."
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"Dorothy, I had a third cousin who ran around with a married man"
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"- for 15 years. - Are they still together?"
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"Well, they would be, but his wife shot him in the..."
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"boxer shorts."
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"- And after that, he just kind of lost interest. - (in unison)... Iost interest."
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"- Evil is as evil does. - Oh, will you stop being so judgmental!"
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"This is a situation you know nothing about!"
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"At least Blanche has been there and she knows what I'm going through."
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