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Clips from Close Enough (2020) - First Date/Snailin' It (S01E01)

"and mine doesn't get us anything."
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"You gotta think of yourself like a rock."
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"You spend most of your life not doing much."
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"But when you do..."
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"...it's beautiful."
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"[ Birds screech ]"
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"Oh, man!"
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"Why did I fill this with assorted nuts?"
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"Snailathan Gold: Don't stop now. You were doing such a good job."
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"Huh? [ Gasps ]"
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"[ Slurping ]"
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"Sorry. Didn't mean to startle you."
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"I just make that noise sometimes when I'm hungry."
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"Yeah, well, don't get your hopes up."
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"There's no way I can finish this garden."
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"Perhaps I can be of service."
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"You need more time, and I've got a magic hat."
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"I'll let you use the hat to work the garden,"
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"and in return, you give me a free pass to..."
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"Go ahead, try using it on the garden."
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"[ Cellphone rings ]"
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"Hello, Mr. Salt."
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"Mr. Salt: Emily, I need you"
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"to pick up the mini tuxes from the rental place"
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"Mr. Salt, the dinner's in an hour."
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"you can stop by Javier's Dance Studio"
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"to learn the choreography to teach the children."
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"Ooh, the press is gonna eat this up."
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"Okay. I'll handle it."
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"Knock, knock!"
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"On my way home, I passed the Domingo's truck,"
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"and I brought you some carnitas tacos."
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"[ Sniffs ] Oh, the aroma alone conveys the sensation"
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"of slithering down the streets of Cuernavaca,"
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"and I've not even been there."
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"and I was wondering if I could borrow that hat again?"
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"Come on. No!"
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"It's not my fault you put too many ingredients"
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"[ Gasps ] What's that supposed to mean?!"
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"It means you're a shit parent."
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"it's time for a little post-taco siesta."
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"♪ I've got too much ♪"
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"♪ Time on my hands ♪"
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"Mr. Salt: Wow. I gotta hand it to you, Ramirez."
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"You really took care of everything."
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"Thanks, Mr. Salt."
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"Oh, don't be modest."
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"I can tell that it was really stressful,"
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"judging by those massive crow's feet."
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"[ Candice screams ]"
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"Candice! Are you okay?"
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"He scared me."
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"Well, well, well."
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"Looks like someone couldn't get enough of the hat."
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"And look at you, aging rapidly with every disgusting tip of it."
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"I warned you of the consequences,"
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"and yet you still chose to break our deal."
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"Perhaps I was talking too fast for you."
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"acquisition of child, and may cause anal leakage."
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"I, myself, can vouch for that."
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"I would have never agreed to that."
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"-[ Gasps ] -Mommy!"
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"But we're going to have some fun together."
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"so I can finally savor some pork dumplings!"
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"-Run! -No!"
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"[ Panting ]"
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"[ Gasps ] A call."
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"and I'm in way over my head at the dinner,"
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"I'll be right there!"
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"Now be the rock, Josh!"
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"Be the rock that your family can depend on!"
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"Let's see how you fight when you're an insecure teenager!"
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"Ooh!"
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"Huh?"
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"Oh! Candice!"
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"[ Voice deepening ] Get this asshole!"
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"Oh. They grow up so fast, don't they?"
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"[ Both screaming ]"
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"Sorry, I'm not great at echoes."
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"[ Chuckles ] Don't you see?"
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"Escargot to hell."
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"-Are you okay? -[ Coughs ]"
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"[ Engine starts, revs ]"
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"and a wormhole to another dimension?!"
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"Now that is how you distract everyone"
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"from a condom in a can of lima beans."
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"Great work, Emily."
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"And, by the way, I'm gonna need you to come in"
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"The children's tuxedos won't return themselves."
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"Yes, Mr. Salt."
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"Actually, no. I can't be in that early."
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"I'm gonna play Grave Rollers with my child."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"Just come in at 6:45."
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"All: Nice!"
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"♪♪"
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"♪♪"
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"[ Both grunting ]"
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"[ Cackling, thunder crashing ]"
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"but not because I've been eavesdropping."
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"It's because we're sewn together."
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"Five!"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Emily! Emily!"
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"[ Racing footsteps ]"
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"You'll never find the right me."
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"Ooh, yeah. Woo!"
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"Josh!"
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"Unh!"
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"When that demon was chasing me,"
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"Oh, I know."
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"Ugh."
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"Oh, you can't stand to see me finally over you."
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"[ Both grunting ]"
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"♪♪"
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"[ Growls ]"
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"It gets us important stuff, like health insurance."
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"You know how Food Corps has a P.R. nightmare"
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