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Clips from Fantasy Island (1977) - Lady of the Evening/The Racer (S01E01)

"a very expensive... lady of the evening."
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"- You mean, she's a-- - I mean, she is our guest."
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"My dear guests, I am Mr. Roarke, your host."
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"Thanks."
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"Ohh! Oh. Oh."
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"Well, no harm done. I wouldn't say that."
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"Unless, of course, you're used to getting hit from the blind side."
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"[ Chuckles ] Uh, Inspector Clouseau at your service."
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"- Thanks. - Tell me what was in this."
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"I'll stumble back over to the bar and get you a refill."
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"Maybe not for you, but I have a reputation to maintain."
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"You see, I figure if I'm lucky, I can wipe out about four or five more people..."
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"- before I get back to the bar. - [ Chuckles ]"
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"You, uh, you wouldn't want to stop me from maintaining my quota, would you?"
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"I'm afraid I'm going to have to, Mr., uh--"
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"Fredericks. Bill. And you're--"
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"Late, Mr. Fredericks. Now, if you'll just excuse me--"
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"This time I'm ready, boss."
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"Tattoo, I've beaten you 183 straight races."
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"But, boss, you promised to race me again if I practiced."
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"Lack of persistency is certainly not one of your failings, is it?"
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"- Are you ready? - [ Knocking ]"
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"[ Clears Throat ]"
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"Ah, Mr. Kincaid. I thought you and your family had gone..."
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"horseback riding for the afternoon."
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"Well, I sort of begged off. I told 'em I'd catch up to 'em later."
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"- Oh, I see. - Tell you the truth, I've been kinda anxious..."
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"- to start on my fantasy. - Uh, well, Mr. Kincaid,"
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"we'll be happy to show you what we've completed of your fantasy so far,"
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"but, uh, it will still be a couple of days before everything is ready."
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"It takes time to construct a replica of the Kincaid Special."
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"You're not telling me you've... rebuilt the Kincaid Special?"
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"Oh, but we have indeed."
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"But all I asked for was a car and a track to race on."
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"But wasn't your real fantasy to re-create as much as possible..."
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"the conditions that existed a year ago, when you..."
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"raced... and crashed?"
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"♪ [ Lounge ]"
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"Thank you. I'll take it."
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"Oh, thanks. Could you start a tab, please?"
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"Don't press your luck. I, uh, could spill the next one down your back."
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"[ Chuckling ]"
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"May I? Well, I--"
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"Oh. You're expecting someone."
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"Yes. Don't tell me. Let me guess."
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"He's the president of Harvard. And he's come here to Fantasy Island..."
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"- specializing in Ralph Waldo. - [ Chuckles ] I beg your pardon?"
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"Ralph Waldo Emerson. The book? The book you were reading."
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"The one I gave a bath to. You know,"
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"I got thinking about that later on."
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"are college professors, literature freaks,"
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"Well, I'm sorry, but it's none of the above."
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"I just happen to like his poetry, that's all."
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"[ Chuckles ] So do I. But trying to sell him to a bunch of high school kids..."
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"that think Fonzie's a poet laureate-- [ Chuckles ]"
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"that's a different story. My girlfriend has the same problem."
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"If she ever runs out, send her to me."
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"And some very difficult-to-get copies of The Incredible Hulk."
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"If I were you, I'd keep that very quiet."
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"[ Chuckles ]"
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"I-I'm expecting my friends in a few minutes."
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"Well, there's no problem. I have lots of things to catch up on myself."
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"Um, it's been lovely talking to you, whoever you are."
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"[ Gasps ] I'm sorry. Renee. Renee Lansing."
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"And... thanks for the drink."
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"My pleasure."
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"I hope I see you later on, Renee Lansing."
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"And remember. If ever you need Spider-Man,"
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"- I'm available. - [ Laughs ]"
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"Incredible. We aim to please."
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"It's almost exactly like the San Carlos track."
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"- Right down to-- - To the north embankment, Mr. Kincaid."
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"- [ Announcer Calling Race ] - [ Roarke ] The north embankment,"
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"where at 160 miles an hour, your car ran off the track,"
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"- through a barrier, and burst into flames. - [ Race Cars Revving ]"
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"[ Announcer ] Here comes the start now, and there's the green flag!"
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"Here he is, Kincaid, wide open! But wait-- Kincaid's lost control!"
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"Kincaid is through the fence! Ladies and gentlemen, Kincaid's through the fence!"
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"You're a man who does his homework, Mr. Roarke."
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"[ Grunts ]"
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"Corky? Yeah."
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"Jack! Jack, it's really you!"
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"Hey, man! [ Laughs ]"
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"You monkey! How'd they get you out here?"
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"Well, it's you. You're as ugly as ever."
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"Well, you ain't exactly Cheryl Ladd, baby."
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"Thanks a lot, pal. [ Laughing ]"
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"God, it's good to see you."
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"Last time I saw you was back at that hospital."
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"They were sayin' that... you'd never walk again."
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"It's comin' along pretty good. Hold on a sec."
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"Mr. Roarke. Hello, Corky."
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"Mr. Roarke, would it be all right if I stayed here? I'd like to look over the car."
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"Oh, by all means, Mr. Kincaid. I'll send a Jeep for you in an hour."
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"There'll still be time to meet your family. Thank you."
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"You're welcome. So long, Corky."
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"[ Kincaid ] Ah, there's no point in telling her."
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"She wouldn't have gone along with it anyway."
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"Maybe she's right this time, Jack."
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"[ Announcer ] It is still Kincaid out in front! Martinez trying to catch up,"
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"but he doesn't have the oomph to get up next to him."
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"Here is Kincaid-- Look it, he's opening up now!"
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"130, 140 miles an hour!"
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"Kincaid, 160 miles an hour! Wide open! But wait--"
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"Kincaid is out of control! Kincaid is through the fence!"
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"[ Announcer's Voice Fading ] Jack? Jack?"
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"Hey, hey, I'm sorry. What?"
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"I said, maybe Rachel's right this time."
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"- What are you talkin' about? - The whole thing's gettin' kind of scary to me."
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"The island, Mr. Roarke-- same track, same automobile, the way he's gotten us all here."
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"I think we oughta call the thing off right now."
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"It's a long time too late."
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"- Renee? - [ Gasps ]"
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"I was just brushing up my new camera."
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"Other than comic books, I'm very in to photography."
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"- How long were you watching me? - Just a few seconds."
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"- I'm sorry. I didn't mean to startle you. - Oh, no."
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"[ Clicks Tongue ] When I was a little girl,"
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"I used to take long walks in the country,"
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