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Clips from Gilligan's Island - The Big Gold Strike (S01E01)

"NO CHECKS?!"
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"NO BANKS."
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"MONEY WILL DO JUST FINE."
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"I HAVEN'T USED MONEY IN THE PAST 25 YEARS."
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"MIGHT I SUGGEST ONE OF THESE BAGS?"
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"ONE OF THOSE BAGS IS WORTH $200!"
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"WELL, MIGHT I SUGGEST 2 OF THESE BAGS?"
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"BUT--"
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"...SO THE ELEPHANT SAID, "LET GO OF MY TRUNK.""
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"OH, GINGER, MY COMPLIMENTS TO THE CHEF."
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"THAT WAS A SUPERB SEAFOOD SALAD. THANK YOU."
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"I HOPE THE LOBSTER WASN'T TOO RICH FOR YOU."
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"IF HE WAS, HE DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO MENTION IT."
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"THURSTON, YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S RUDE"
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"TO TALK ABOUT MONEY AT THE TABLE IN FRONT OF A STRANGE LOBSTER."
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"WILL THAT BE ALL, SIR?"
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"YES, THAT'LL BE ALL. HERE YOU ARE, SIR."
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"WHAT IS THIS? THAT'S THE DINNER CHECK."
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"SEAFOOD SALAD--$175?!"
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"LOBSTER--200?!"
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"GRAPEFRUIT MUFFINS--125,"
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"SIDE ORDER OF GUAVA JELLY-- 50, UH..."
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"SO THAT'S YOUR LITTLE GAME, HUH?"
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"FIRST THE SKIPPER, THEN GILLIGAN."
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"YOU'RE GONNA CHARGE US FOR OUR MEALS, HUH? WELL!"
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"THAT'S A FINE KETTLE OF FISH."
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"THANKS FOR REMINDING ME, MRS. HOWELL."
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"FOR WHAT?"
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"ONE KETTLE OF FISH--$300."
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"AND THAT IS POSITIVELY MY LAST OFFER."
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"WELL, IF $600 IS ALL YOU CAN SPEND,"
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"TAKE ONLY 3 CANDLES. WHAT?"
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"YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT PRICE ANYPLACE ON THE ISLAND."
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"PLEASE, THURSTON. YOU CAN'T SEE A THING DOWN IN THAT MINE."
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"ALRIGHT, I'LL TAKE 6 CANDLES."
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"GIVE THE MAN $1,200."
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"$50 MORE, AND I COULD GIFT-WRAP THESE FOR YOU."
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"NO. $1,200 FOR 6 OF THEM, THAT'S MY LAST OFFER."
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"WELL, YOU'RE THE MAN WITH THE GOLD MINE."
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"OH, BY THE WAY, AS LONG AS YOU'RE HERE,"
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"WOULD YOU LIKE TO LOOK AT SOME WICKS?"
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"YOU MEAN THERE AREN'T ANY WICKS IN THESE CANDLES?"
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"NOT FOR THIS KIND OF MONEY."
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"THAT RAFT IS IN PERFECT SHAPE."
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"WE CAN FLOAT FOR DAYS UNTIL WE'RE SPOTTED BY A SHIP OR A PLANE."
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"I HOPE THAT PROVISIONS HAVE BEEN MADE FOR MY BAG OF GOLD ABOARD YOUR RAFT."
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"NOTHING DOING. THE PROFESSOR KNOWS EXACTLY HOW MUCH WEIGHT THAT RAFT WILL SUPPORT."
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"RIGHT. WITH OUR COMBINED WEIGHT AND THE WEIGHT OF THE PROVISIONS,"
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"WE CAN'T TAKE A CHANCE. GOLD IS VERY HEAVY."
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"WELL, MY BAG ISN'T HEAVY."
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"MINE'S AS LIGHT AS A FEATH--"
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"CAN'T I TAKE A TEENSY-WEENSY LITTLE BAG OF GOLD?"
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"THIS TEENSY-WEENSY?"
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"NO!"
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"[THUD] OHH!"
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"THERE WILL BE NO GOLD ABOARD THE RAFT,"
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"I DON'T HAVE ANY GOLD."
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"YOU HAD $3,000 WORTH LAST NIGHT."
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"I KNOW. I NEVER SHOULD'VE ORDERED THAT COCONUT CREAM PIE."
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"ALRIGHT, EVERYBODY, GET ON BOARD."
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"I WANNA TAKE THESE GOLF STICKS BACK"
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"TO SHOW TO THE BOYS AT THE CLUB."
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"MILLION LAUGHS."
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"MR. HOWELL. MRS. HOWELL."
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"OH, CAPTAIN, THAT'S ALRIGHT."
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"I MADE THIS HANDBAG WHILE I WAS HERE."
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"I WANT TO TAKE IT HOME TO SHOW EVERYONE."
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"WHY, CERTAINLY. WATCH YOUR STEP NOW."
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"WATCH IT THERE, DEAR."
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"THIS IS MY HOMEMADE GUAVA JELLY."
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"CAN'T HAVE TOO MUCH OF THIS AROUND."
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"HA HA! THAT'S RIGHT, MARY ANN. WATCH YOUR STEP."
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"I'VE GOT A COMPLETE DIARY OF EVERY DAY WE'VE SPENT HERE."
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"SHOULD MAKE A GREAT MOVIE, HUH?"
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"I SHOULD SAY SO."
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"THESE BOTANICAL SPECIMENS"
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"SHOULD BE OF SPECIAL INTEREST BACK AT THE SCHOOL."
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"DON'T FALL OVER THAT, PROFESSOR."
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"ALRIGHT, GILLIGAN... CAST OFF."
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"I SURE HOPE THIS FLOATS. YOU KNOW HOW DEEP THE LAGOON IS."
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"NOW CAST OFF."
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"EVERYBODY GET AN OAR! HERE WE GO, FOLKS..."
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"HEADED FOR THE SHIPPING LANES AND RESCUE!"
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"YEAH, AU REVOIR! GOOD-BYE, ISLAND!"
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"BYE!"
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"YEAH, GOOD-BYE."
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"ROW, MRS. HOWELL!"
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"GILLIGAN, HOLD YOUR COURSE--"
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"WE'RE SINKING."
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"PREPOSTEROUS!"
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"WE COULDN'T HAVE 2 DISASTERS UNDER THE SAME CAPTAIN."
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"SKIPPER, WHAT WILL WE DO?"
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"AAH! IT'S ALRIGHT."
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"WHAT'LL WE DO?"
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"ABANDON-- ABANDON SHIP!"
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"WOMEN AND LUGGAGE FIRST!"
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"OH! MY HAT! OH!"
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"WE'RE DROWNING! OH! I CAN'T SWIM!"
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"WOMEN AND LUGGAGE FIRST! WOMEN AND LUGGAGE FIRST!"
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"AAH! LOVEY!"
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"SKIPPER, ARE YOU OR AREN'T YOU GONNA GO DOWN WITH THE SHIP?"
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"Thurston: GILLIGAN! GET MY GOLF CLUBS!"
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"THERE! GET MY GOLF CLUBS!"
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"LOVEY! WHERE ARE YOU, MY DARLING?"
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"HANG ON!"
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"WE SANK ANYWAY, EVEN WITHOUT THE GOLD."
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"I'M AFRAID THIS IS ALL MY FAULT, FOLKS."
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"I DIDN'T THINK ONE BAG OF GOLD WOULD SINK US."
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"2 BAGS."
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"3 BAGS."
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"4 BAGS."
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"5 BAGS."
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"6 BAGS?"
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"HUH, THAT'S A SWITCH."
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"USUALLY, I'M THE ONE LEFT HOLDING THE BAG."
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"YOU'RE SO RIGHT, PROFESSOR."
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"WE'VE LOST ALL OUR GOLD,"
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"AND WE'VE RUINED OUR LIFE RAFT,"
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"ALL BECAUSE WE WERE SO GREEDY."
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"I'LL NEVER BE GREEDY AGAIN."
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