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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - The Hike (S05E05)

"Okay well, this coffee has nothing in it."
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"Oh, it's just a gesture, David!"
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"- Stop being so literal. - Okay..."
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"Hey, what are we doing over here?"
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"Well, Galapagos has some pretty killer beaches,"
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"so I thought we should come prepared."
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"Oh my God, Turkish Cosmo once included my photo"
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"on their list of the world's best sarongs."
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"So let's just say I know my way around a beach."
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"All right, uh... goggles, snorkels."
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"I don't actually go in the open water,"
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"but I can't wait to see you do that."
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"- What else? - We got lots of stuff."
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"Biodegradable shampoo, and..."
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"- malaria pills. - Excuse me?!"
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"Uh no, they're just preventative."
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"We'll also be bringing insect repellant."
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"Okay. Maybe we can just get one of those sexy"
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"little mosquito nets for around our bed?"
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"Those are actually an insane safety hazard."
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"If they catch fire, you're basically trapped"
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"in a burning cage, so."
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"But, totally."
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"Actually, you know what?"
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"Why don't we go grab some breakfast,"
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"and I will tell you more about our bed there,"
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"and what we'll be doing in it."
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"Theodore!"
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"Look at this romantic getaway you've planned."
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"It's gonna be the best."
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"We've just gotta make a quick pit-stop at the doctor's,"
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"to get some vaccines, and then we'll grab a bite."
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"Okay, part of me is wondering if we even need the vaccines?"
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"No, it's just a quick needle, Alexis."
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"Think of it like um, getting Botox."
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"Ew, Ted! What am I, 32?"
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"Oof!"
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"- Patrick: Oh. - David: Sure."
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"- Hey, what are we doing? - We're here."
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"Yeah, I just sorta feel like picnicking by the side"
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"of the road is basically an invitation to be murdered."
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"What, you always say you wanna do more"
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"physical activity, right?"
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"We are. We just have to hike to get there."
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"on a charming park bench in the middle"
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"of a private English garden."
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"David, you have to stop watching "Notting Hill"."
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"It's not helpful for our relationship."
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"- Okay. Speak for yourself. - There you go."
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"- What is this? - That's your picnic basket."
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"We're gonna need our hands free for the..."
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"- For the hike. - Hey, you're gonna love this."
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"- Trust me. - Will I?"
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"Oh, look at you, John, my handsome proletarian."
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"All rumpled and sweaty."
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"Well, I'd be less sweaty if Roland hadn't just stood there"
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"and watched me load all the furniture onto his truck."
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"And besides, I think you'd look good"
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"I could do without the musky aroma though, whew!"
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"You know, Moira, when you said you needed"
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"to round out the set for Cabaret,"
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"I didn't think you'd be robbing us blind."
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"According to Mrs. Rose, our motel is the only place"
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"sad enough to pass for a pre-war Berlin brothel."
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"Are you okay, Mr. Rose?"
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"Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be fine."
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"Uh, Moira, what else? Anything else I can do?"
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"If you'll just get this seating chart to the truck,"
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"you'll be then free as a bird."
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"Until we get to the theater."
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"Yeah, I'll spot you, Johnny. Lift with your legs."
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"There you go."
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"- It's a rental. - I'm sorry, sweetheart."
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"It slipped right through my fingers."
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"Just like your youth, right, old man?"
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"Mr. Rose, do you think maybe you should..."
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"Uh... okay. Just for a minute, though."
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"I'm good."
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"Wow, Johnny, are you okay?"
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"Yeah, I felt a little tightening this morning,"
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"Moira, when I picked up that box of programs"
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"from the printer's, but I'm good."
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"John, how was I to know you were in peril?"
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"You keep everything inside, like a bashful clam!"
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"Okay, Mrs. Rose, I think maybe we should take him"
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"- to the hospital. - That sounds alarmist."
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"Right, John?"
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"It's just a little muscle pull, that's all, Moira."
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"Yeah, you know, my cousin, Lenny,"
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"had the same exact thing, Johnny."
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"Well, what did your cousin do? Can we call him?"
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"You can try, I don't think you'll have much luck."
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"The poor guy died of a heart attack."
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"What? No!"
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"Can you hear me? Try to follow the sound of my voice."
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"Moira, I'm gonna need your voice to take five"
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"for a minute, thank you."
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"Okay, I really think we should go to the hospital."
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"Okay, you know what? I think..."
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"I think may-maybe it's time to go."
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"Okay, no one panic."
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"John's a slow driver."
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"We'll leave the programs behind."
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"Or maybe we'll bring a stack for the trip?"
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"- N-no, Mrs. Rose! - You're right."
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"No! Not you, John!"
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"- I think. And... - What's going on here?"
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"Twy, I didn't know you played solitaire."
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"I don't. These are tarot cards."
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"I'm raising money for a new dishwasher,"
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"so I'm offering five dollar card readings."
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"Yeah, and she's good too."
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"and I won ten bucks on a lotto ticket."
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"- Whoa! - I spent $20, but..."
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"still."
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"Oh, one of my mom's ex-boyfriends was a magician,"
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"and a gambling addict."
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"But he was also really good at reading tarot cards."
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"He predicted when he was going to leave my mom"
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"like, to the day."
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