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Clips from Superstore - Olympics (S02E02)

"Pet food!"
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"Okay, I get... I get that Cloud 9"
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"an actual Olympic opening ceremony?"
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"Glenn has more company pride than most."
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"Pharmacy!"
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"Toys and sporting goods!"
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"Is the life jacket really necessary?"
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"I just happen to be walking in the same direction."
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"There she is! An American hero!"
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"How is that a hazard?"
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"All right, okay, I've got this!"
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"- Everybody evacuate the store! - No! Nobody run!"
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"We have an elected store fire marshal"
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"who will lead us from the building safely."
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"- Do you have your receipt? - I do."
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"No, your ceremony was not only reckless,"
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"Excuse me, do the rest of us need to be here?"
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"Yeah, uh, sorry, other stuff."
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"and also, uh, Olympian Missy Jones"
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"Seriously?"
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"I used to do gymnastics when I was little."
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"Not today, you're not!"
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"Well, Glenn, what do you mean, "technically"?"
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"'Cause it's first in the world."
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"Of... countries..."
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"but I do have an Olympics related question."
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"Is it true that the Olympic Village is basically"
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"I'm not... I had your poster on my wall"
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"- Thank you. - Yeah."
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"I know."
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"- Appropriate. - Gleb Pisarevskiy."
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"- Okay. - Gleb?"
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"Lucky."
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"Yep. Uh-huh."
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"but I'm really glad I did."
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"from NPR, and she was on her phone the entire time."
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"When she was 16, she was competing in the Olympics."
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"and she was already a gold medal winner."
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"$200, and I picked up the check."
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"I'm sorry that I'm not a stupid gold medalist!"
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"I've spent the last few weeks"
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"having to take all those child-birthing classes"
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"I need a helper."
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"descending on the store."
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"- Yeah. - Okay."
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"Interesting."
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"and everybody carries a tiny little flag?"
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"Good luck getting a pair of these babies in "Ma-nai-la.""
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"And I... I don't really get the whole basement thing..."
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"oh, unless you're Asian-American."
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"Oh, just 'cause I'm Asian, I can't be a citizen?"
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"where parents bring their kids into the country illegally,"
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""Spider-Man"..."
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"Netflix."
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"- Is it in me? - Yeah, bingo."
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"Done by a liar. Remember that."
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"Maybe... maybe take it easy"
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"and, you know, making them say America is the best..."
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"that's just... not cool."
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"It's all about rooting for your country"
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"coming together, you know?"
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"Oh, I thought it was just a symbol."
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"Maybe we could, like, trade numbers and..."
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"- Okay. - Yeah."
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"I get it."
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"Bye."
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"I just haven't been believing in myself."
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"I'm gonna find a card, write my dream down,"
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"Good for you."
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"So, dropping out of school,"
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"I think what Amy is trying to say is that, uh,"
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"Swedish."
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"O... okay, um."
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"I may have been born in the Philippines,"
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"so I can't eat any of these."
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"We're putting together tonight's closing ceremony,"
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"- ♪ Workin' at... ♪ - Fail!"
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"I assume you have no special skills."
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"Um, I have highly superior autobiographical memory."
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"It means I remember everything that happened"
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"That's exactly what you said"
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"the last time I told you."
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"It's a store that sells discount soda pop"
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"And there he is."
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"who doesn't care about anything."
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"Okay, fine, whatever."
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"Oh, hey!"
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"Uh, realistic?"
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"I wrote "go to Mars.""
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"Okay, but you think that... never mind."
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"Let's try someone else. Uh..."
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"Like your wife?"
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"No, it wouldn't."
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"or "try lobster... "."
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"No, Carol, that is a good one."
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"but what I'm saying is you can't just do anything."
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"You don't believe I can do it."
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"Hey."
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"If Elias isn't nailing Scarlett Johansson, can I?"
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"You know, like, when you buy a lottery ticket"
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"are destined for greatness."
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"And that's beautiful."
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"Let me see that pin."
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"not to drop out of school."
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"Especially for something impossible."
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"I think this might be the closing ceremony."
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"That I helped plan."
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"Hey, Glenn! In your face!"
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"Housewares!"
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"Baby and toddler!"
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"is an Olympic sponsor, but do all the stores do"
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"Nope, just us."
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"I feel like I've been transported to Rio."
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"Don't talk to me."
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"Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me."
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"- Our assistant manager, Dina! - I'm not a part of this."
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"And now, to light the Cloud 9 Olympic cauldron"
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"is store 1217's oldest living employee."
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"Myrtle. Now."
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"Glenn, you did not tell me you'd be using actual fire."
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