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Clips from Condor (2018) - The Solution to All Problems (S01E01)

-My condolences. -Thank you.

"-My condolences. -Thank you."

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I did some investigating.

"I did some investigating."

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I learned that you never served, Nathan.

"I learned that you never served, Nathan."

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And that's when it all clicked.

"And that's when it all clicked."

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The son of a living legend underachieves at every stage in his life

"The son of a living legend underachieves at every stage in his life"

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and ends up in-charge of home appliance sales

"and ends up in-charge of home appliance sales"

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for the northeast region and, whatever,

"for the northeast region and, whatever,"

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he's okay with it.

"he's okay with it."

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It's fine until,

"It's fine until,"

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one day,

"one day,"

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his brother's killed.

"his brother's killed."

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And then he is filled with grief

"And then he is filled with grief"

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and anger at the people who did it, and shame

"and anger at the people who did it, and shame"

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for letting his younger brother

"for letting his younger brother"

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take his place

"take his place"

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in the family business.

"in the family business."

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And that's why you're here, Nathan.

"And that's why you're here, Nathan."

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There's more than one way to serve your country.

"There's more than one way to serve your country."

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Now, I have some friends in the Central Intelligence Agency

"Now, I have some friends in the Central Intelligence Agency"

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who are determined to do something about

"who are determined to do something about"

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What do you want me do?

"What do you want me do?"

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I want you to oversee the whole thing, Nathan.

"I want you to oversee the whole thing, Nathan."

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I want you to be the liaison between the CIA and myself.

"I want you to be the liaison between the CIA and myself."

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And some of the people who'll be working for us.

"And some of the people who'll be working for us."

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Now, I know

"Now, I know"

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you din't take the path your father set up for you.

"you din't take the path your father set up for you."

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But what I'm offering, Nathan

"But what I'm offering, Nathan"

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is a way for you

"is a way for you"

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[Gareth] Nathan!

"[Gareth] Nathan!"

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I'm sorry to keep you waiting.

"I'm sorry to keep you waiting."

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Would you like a drink?

"Would you like a drink?"

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-No, thank you. -Of course not.

"-No, thank you. -Of course not."

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I don't think I've ever seen you relax.

"I don't think I've ever seen you relax."

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-No, you're not gonna see it today. -No.

"-No, you're not gonna see it today. -No."

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'Cause you're upset about the stock trades, right?

"'Cause you're upset about the stock trades, right?"

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You endangered this entire mission

"You endangered this entire mission"

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for these thinly-veiled shell companies?

"for these thinly-veiled shell companies?"

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There's only one guy out there

"There's only one guy out there"

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Our people will take care of it.

"Our people will take care of it."

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I had to reroute the delivery man.

"I had to reroute the delivery man."

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He's supposed to be in Riyadh by now.

"He's supposed to be in Riyadh by now."

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I am our people.

"I am our people."

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The delivery man can't release the virus until the last day,

"The delivery man can't release the virus until the last day,"

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otherwise, people would be symptomatic, and they'll just quarantine the place.

"otherwise, people would be symptomatic, and they'll just quarantine the place."

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We've got a day or two before he really needs to get there, Nathan.

"We've got a day or two before he really needs to get there, Nathan."

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I know the schedule is well as you do, okay?

"I know the schedule is well as you do, okay?"

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Everything is gonna go fine. If you really worried, go ahead.

"Everything is gonna go fine. If you really worried, go ahead."

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Send the delivery man to Riyadh now. It's not like he's our only asset.

"Send the delivery man to Riyadh now. It's not like he's our only asset."

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We need to make sure that we can get to him before they do.

"We need to make sure that we can get to him before they do."

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My, you've taken this all very personally, Nathan.

"My, you've taken this all very personally, Nathan."

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I'd like to think that you would take it a little bit personally, too.

"I'd like to think that you would take it a little bit personally, too."

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No, we've already have enough fanatics on the payroll.

"No, we've already have enough fanatics on the payroll."

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Your greed is putting this entire operation at risk.

"Your greed is putting this entire operation at risk."

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You need to extract yourself from these shell companies,

"You need to extract yourself from these shell companies,"

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and you need to tell me anything else that I need to know.

"and you need to tell me anything else that I need to know."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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Well, let me set you straight.

"Well, let me set you straight."

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I am a businessman, Nathan. When I see a business opportunity, I take it

"I am a businessman, Nathan. When I see a business opportunity, I take it"

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my operation.

"my operation."

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And you may think your cause is more important than my business

"And you may think your cause is more important than my business"

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but my business is what gives you the means to fight your cause and, hell,

"but my business is what gives you the means to fight your cause and, hell,"

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you wouldn't even have a cause if it wasn't for me. Are we done?

"you wouldn't even have a cause if it wasn't for me. Are we done?"

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-I just want to make-- -Are we done?

"-I just want to make-- -Are we done?"

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'Cause I don't like having conversations after what's been decided has been decided.

"'Cause I don't like having conversations after what's been decided has been decided."

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That is just masturbation, and I like to do that alone

"That is just masturbation, and I like to do that alone"

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or on someone with nicer tits than you.

"or on someone with nicer tits than you."

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[Joe] We used to live in tribal societies

"[Joe] We used to live in tribal societies"

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where learning to distrust the people on the other side of the forest

"where learning to distrust the people on the other side of the forest"

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was a vital evolutionary adaptation.

"was a vital evolutionary adaptation."

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But the world is no longer as simple, Sam,

"But the world is no longer as simple, Sam,"

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-as us and them. -No, you're right.

"-as us and them. -No, you're right."

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There's just, now, more thems.

"There's just, now, more thems."

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And, by the way, motherfucker,

"And, by the way, motherfucker,"

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you said "vital evolutionary adaptation." Drink.

"you said "vital evolutionary adaptation." Drink."

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Mmm!

"Mmm!"

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If we don't evolve beyond us-and-them logic, then we will go extinct.

"If we don't evolve beyond us-and-them logic, then we will go extinct."

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-[laughing] -What?

"-[laughing] -What?"

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Did you take a New York Times suppository this morning

"Did you take a New York Times suppository this morning"

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because I can't imagine how else anybody can internalize

"because I can't imagine how else anybody can internalize"

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-so many bullshit liberal talks-- -Come on, Sam.

"-so many bullshit liberal talks-- -Come on, Sam."

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You've been over there, Arabs love their kids as much as you love yours.

"You've been over there, Arabs love their kids as much as you love yours."

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And part of what got them so pissed off is the injustice

"And part of what got them so pissed off is the injustice"

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-their children suffer at our hands. -You know what?

"-their children suffer at our hands. -You know what?"

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The most that any one person can do morality-wise is to have

"The most that any one person can do morality-wise is to have"

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his own tribe of people that he'd be willing to die for.

"his own tribe of people that he'd be willing to die for."

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Keep thinking that way, and you will just end up

"Keep thinking that way, and you will just end up"

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watching your own tribe getting smaller and smaller and smaller.

"watching your own tribe getting smaller and smaller and smaller."

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-I came home early. -[shrieks]

"-I came home early. -[shrieks]"

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Jesus Christ!

"Jesus Christ!"

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You scared the shit out of me.

"You scared the shit out of me."

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What are you doing home?

"What are you doing home?"

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I threw up at school.

"I threw up at school."

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[exhales] I threw up at work.

"[exhales] I threw up at work."

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That's called a coincidence.

"That's called a coincidence."

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You live in the same house and you breathe the same air.

"You live in the same house and you breathe the same air."

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It's not a coincidence, you have the same stomach flu.

"It's not a coincidence, you have the same stomach flu."

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-You should both lie down. -Yeah.

"-You should both lie down. -Yeah."

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I, uh...

"I, uh..."

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[clears throat] I've some work to do.

"[clears throat] I've some work to do."

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Good then, I could leave Jude with you.

"Good then, I could leave Jude with you."

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-Where are you going? -Iris'.

"-Where are you going? -Iris'."

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I'm up on the rotation.

"I'm up on the rotation."

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It'll be awkward enough without having a six-year old with me.

"It'll be awkward enough without having a six-year old with me."

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It's Iris, so I'm going light on the food, heavy on the wine.

"It's Iris, so I'm going light on the food, heavy on the wine."

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Not like I'm judging her.

"Not like I'm judging her."

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How's she doing?

"How's she doing?"

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[sighs] It's been six weeks.

"[sighs] It's been six weeks."

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Not great.

"Not great."

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[groans]

"[groans]"

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And I hate it when my boys aren't doing well.

"And I hate it when my boys aren't doing well."

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-All right, I'm gonna go to my office. -Okay.

"-All right, I'm gonna go to my office. -Okay."

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When the others come over, I make them uncomfortable

"When the others come over, I make them uncomfortable"

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No, don't be silly.,

"No, don't be silly.,"

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But I look forward to your visits.

"But I look forward to your visits."

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Good.

"Good."

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I just...

"I just..."

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I wish I was more to you

"I wish I was more to you"

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than a woman whose husband died.

"than a woman whose husband died."

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You are more to me than that.

"You are more to me than that."

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That's a light at the end of the tunnel, Iris.

"That's a light at the end of the tunnel, Iris."

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