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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - Jake & Amy (S05E05)

"Somebody hurt him, and he just couldn't make friends after that."
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"So it seems like he died because of me."
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"Just gonna lock that up in a little box in my brain and never open it."
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"Hey, do you remember Dario Moretti,"
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"that money launderer I arrested?"
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"- So? - He hated me."
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"So you're suggesting I'm not involved in this at all?"
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"- That's a bit of a stretch. - Yeah, Amy."
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"Are you actually mad that someone might not hate you?"
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"Oh, wow, that's a bad color on me, isn't it?"
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"All right, fine, we'll check out your guy"
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"and I'll be totally fine with it if it's him."
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"Oh, man, you got a whole shrine!"
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"Even the eyes are all scratched out."
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"Babe, when we're married, we're gonna share everything."
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"Bank accounts, health insurance, arch-nemeses."
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"Uh, you know I do."
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"Lieutenant Wells? Where is Teddy?"
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"- Hi, Jakey. - Aunt Linda."
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"Well, I moved them."
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"Now, I know I was supposed to come here solo,"
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"but I had to invite my friend Barb."
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"She was so down in the dumps."
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"Yeah, that's all fine. Don't worry about it."
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"Actually, you know what? That's not fine."
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"Barb can't be here. You can't just add someone day of."
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"Teddy, meet Dario."
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"He has a wall full of Amy photos,"
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"and he's the one that made the bomb threat."
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"And I'm Aunt Linda."
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"Okay, Aunt Linda, I love you but you gotta go."
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"Okay? Thank you. Give us a moment here."
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"All right, Dario, tell Lieutenant Wells what you told us."
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"Okay, I've hated Detective Santiago"
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"since she arrested me, and then I saw"
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"But you could have figured out where the wedding was"
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"- even without that, right? - No, I was trying."
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"I had totally given up, really."
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"Oh, God, what have I done?"
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"Anyway, I made the threat, but there's no bomb."
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"Just like I've been saying all along."
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"Now, can we please go back in the venue?"
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"First of all, there's nothing inherently creepy"
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"about a wall of Amy photos."
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"I'm not gonna just take this guy's word"
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"for it that there's no bomb."
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"Why not? He's the one who would know."
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"So you think a cop should just stop what they're doing"
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"as soon as a criminal tells them they didn't do it?"
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"Oh, my God! That is actually a really good point."
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"after you, and he got off here."
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"- Well, what did he look like? - I don't know."
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"I mean, he was wearing some dumb hat."
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"I'm sorry, I know that's not helpful..."
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"BOTH: All hats are dumb."
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"Ha! [SNORTS]"
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"What the hell? Is that your laugh?"
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"Also, quit vibing, and help me solve this."
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"Sorry, man. It's what the universe wants."
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"Wow, you are so smart."
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"Oh, oh, yep, yep, yep. Here it is."
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"Uh-oh. It's kind of dirty looking."
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"But, you know, that's why they put it in a dry cleaning bag."
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"I'm sure everything inside is totally..."
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"Nope. Soaked in urine."
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"Damn it, New York."
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"Kay, you've been staring at your phone for 45 minutes."
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"- Just read the email. - What if it's bad news?"
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"I've not gotten something that I wanted?"
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"- How many? - Zero."
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"Because I have a trick."
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"Whatever that email says,"
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"you just act like that's what you wanted all along."
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"Well, I can't fake it. I want this job."
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"For years, I've worked nights and weekends."
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"I've jeopardized my relationship with Kevin."
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"And now..."
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"to find out if it was all in vain."
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"Yeah, let's not check it."
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"It feels like there's a lot on the line."
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"Agreed. Let's just grab Cheddar"
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"and go to the wedding."
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"Where is he? Cheddar?"
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"Cheddar!"
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"Oh, he ate the cake."
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"Okay, Amy."
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"because I love you and I want you to be happy,"
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"even if it's with somebody else."
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"You just called it a tactic."
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"Can we get in the venue or not?"
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"Not quite yet. There's one more vent"
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"we can't get into, and our snake cam broke."
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"What? No. We need it now."
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"- People are already here. - I'm sorry."
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"The vent is very tight, and no one on my team can get into it."
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"- I'm going in. - What?"
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"There's no hole too small for Charles Boyle to squeeze himself into"
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"- Come on... - Look, this is all my fault."
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"and ruined this day."
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"And now I'm gonna be the one to fix it."
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"Damn it, Dario. Why'd you say there was no bomb?"
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"Because I wanted to kill Amy."
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"Then why did you call in the threat?"
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"I didn't. My daughter found my hidden room"
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"and discovered some blueprints."
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"[SIGHS] Yes, fine, Teddy. You were right."
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"Now can you please get the bomb out of the vent"
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"- and dispose of it somewhere? - Honestly, I wish we could."
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"But it's too dangerous to move."
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"We have to diffuse it on site. I have to evacuate this entire block."
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"- It's gonna take all night. - Wait, so you're saying..."
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"Wedding's off. For real, it's over."
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"Not now, Aunt Linda!"
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"Okay, so we just finished processing Moretti."
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"- Did you talk to our parents? - Yeah."
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"It sounded like they had fun."
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"Our dads only got in one arm-wrestling match."
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"They both threw out their shoulders."
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"it seems like everything sucks, but"
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"You know, we won't have a venue or a band"
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