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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"Yeah, I guess, but we are still getting to know each other."
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"This was, like, the first thing we bought for this place, remember?"
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"(CHUCKLES) Yeah, of course I do."
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"(IN ROBOTIC VOICE) Marshall, my sensors indicate"
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"that your pecan-sandy levels are dangerously low."
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"(EX CLAIMS) My collection of James Bond movies."
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"Remember? We watched them all in order,"
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"and then Lily spoke in that weird English accent for, like, the next month?"
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"- It was sophisticated. - No."
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"- Nope. - No."
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"My signed Bernie Kosar cleats. My elephant lamp."
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"The English phone booth. My sombrero!"
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"- Ted, what are you doing? - Unpacking."
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"(EX CITEDLY) I am never leaving this apartment."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"No, no, Ted, stop unpacking. You're just freaking out."
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"I'm not ready for all the responsibility."
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"And I'm certainly not ready to be a stepdad to a 7-year-old."
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"I mean, if I get married and move to the suburbs, in the blink of an eye,"
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"I've become an old man!"
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"Why, hello, young lady."
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"What do you mean, "Nothing in common?" We're both seniors."
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"- You're cute. How old are you? - 83."
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"- How old are you? - Thirty-one."
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"Okay, Ted has officially snapped."
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"There are moving men coming in 10 hours."
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"His fiancée is waiting for him in New Jersey. We have to do something."
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"I've got this."
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"- Hey, bud? - Hey."
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"- Why don't you come here for a minute? - What?"
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"Big transitions can be scary, and cold feet, well, they're just part of the deal."
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"So how about you give me the knife? Give me the knife."
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"Come on."
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"So I can start unpacking, too."
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"I'm staying here right by your side forever, buddy!"
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"That's why we've been putting off packing."
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"Because, subconsciously, we both know that it would be stupid to leave."
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"It's safe and warm here. There's a bar downstairs"
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"and a cookie robot in the kitchen."
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"- This is my home, and I'm never leaving! - Listen to you."
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"You sound like that fat, dweeby kid at camp."
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""Mom, Dad, I want to come home."
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"I can't believe my dad read that letter at our wedding."
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"Marshall, you can't do this to Lily."
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"Yes, I know your new place has had some problems,"
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"with the slanted floors and the nearby sewage treatment plant,"
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"but you're gonna turn it into a great home. Tell him, Lily."
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"- Oh, come on! - Yes!"
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"Okay, you guys finish unpacking."
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"I'm gonna go bake some cookies to fill R2-Sweet Tooth."
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"Oh, my God, look at you cowards! So afraid of any kind of change."
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"So terrified of anything new."
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"I can't move to Japan."
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"- Yes! - Whoa!"
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"I don't even have any good pictures of you guys."
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"Oh, sweetie."
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"Everybody says change is so great, right? But what's so great about change?"
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"Hey, who wants to walk down to our same old bar,"
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"- Yeah! - The usual! My favorite!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"(EX CLAIMS)"
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"Well, well, well. I believe someone owes me $200."
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"Barney, this was never a bet. Nobody..."
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"This proves that I will be this awesome when I'm 80."
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"Arthritis-five."
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"I'm moving to New Jersey."
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"- What? - And you and Marshall should move"
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"to your new place, and Robin should go to Japan."
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"Why?"
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"Because we're gonna get older whether we like it or not,"
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"or desperately cling to the past and end up like that?"
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"You mean awesome?"
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"I'm 80, dude, and I'm making out with a 22-year-old."
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"Take me to your place, chéri."
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"- I want to see your World War II medals. - In a minute, mon petit."
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"- All right, so that doesn't count. - What? Why?"
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"She's French. That's like playing tennis with the net down."
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"You know what? I'll cover the security deposit."
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"I'm glad to, because every dent in that place"
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"represents a memory that I'll cherish forever."
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"But on one condition. We all put aside 10 bucks every week for the next year,"
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"and we come back here and we buy that 50-year-old Scotch,"
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"and we toast the incredible life-changing year we've all had."
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"Get out of our booth."
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"Me with my new family, Marshall and Lily in their new apartment,"
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"and Robin as the number-one English-speaking journalist"
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"the day we closed an incredible chapter in our lives,"
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"only to open up a new one."
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"- Um. I think I left my cell... - Get out of here!"
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"And so, let's raise a glass of $2,500 Scotch for one hell of a year."
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"BARNEY: Hmm."
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"It's kind of smoky, with a hint of aged cedar, and..."
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"Do you guys taste the difference between this and $10 Scotch?"
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"- Not at all. - No difference."
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"I want to cut mine with Red Bull."
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"- Oh, Wendy, will you take a picture? - Sure."
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"OLDER TED: A lot of things did change that year,"
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"- Yeah. - Great idea."
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"What the..."
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"Barney, this is an intervention."
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"I'm sorry, I can't hear you."
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"- Let it go. - Let it snow? I love that old ditty!"
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"- I'm getting my flail. - You're setting sail?"
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"- I think it's gonna work. - I hope it doesn't work."
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"Okay, guys, the movers are coming in 14 hours."
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"We've got to get back upstairs and finish packing."
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"- Moving is really emotional, okay? - It is. I mean, everything is changing."
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"Why wouldn't she?"
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"- while she was your girlfriend. - Whoa! What damage did I cause?"
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"Entirely Barney's fault. As, by the way, is the big scorch mark over the fireplace."
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"not attack every little thing you don't like about them."
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"(ALL SCREAMING)"
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"- The hair product? - Not Stella."
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"I will hook up with a 22-year-old while in my old-man makeup."
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"Plus, I'm hotter than her, so who cares?"
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"Look, I want you to know this is all totally normal."
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"- Marshall! - Lily, our lives have been good here."
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"- Amazing. - That's unbelievable."
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