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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"Now listen to me, Cindy."
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"I am Barney Stinson, and I am on an urgent mission from the future."
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"- The future? - The future, and I can prove it to you."
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"Ow! What the hell?"
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"Now, Cindy, I know this sounds insane, but in order to save the planet,"
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"you need to sleep with him tonight."
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"It's not like throwing stuff in a box. You start to reminisce."
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"Hey, Wendy, your most expensive bottle of Scotch."
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"That's 50-year-old Glen McKenna, and it's $2,500."
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"Wait a second. Why should I have to pay more than you?"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"But you never did. And then, there's Exhibit B."
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"And you're also responsible for any damage Robin did"
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"OLDER TED: Kids, to understand the story of the scorch mark,"
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"I first need to tell you the story of the intervention for our friend Stuart."
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""The alcohol changes you, Stuart. It makes you a different person."
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"Thank you."
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"OLDER TED: Later that day, we celebrated our first successful intervention."
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"OLDER TED: After that, interventions became a"
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"(SHUSHING)"
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"(CRYING) They reel you in with a coupon, and then you just get hooked."
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"OLDER TED: And that's the story of the scorch mark."
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"because we agreed not to have any more stupid interventions"
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"I had so many more important things to say, and..."
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"I didn't remotely challenge you to that."
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""It makes you sound douchey, and that's douche-ee, not douch-ay.""
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"- Dude, it's water under the bridge... - Please."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"And, Lily, maybe you're right. Maybe Stella won't like any of my stuff."
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"Like the robot cookie jar."
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"You want a butterscotch candy?"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"(EX CLAIMS)"
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""The cool kids are playing Keep Away with my inhaler.""
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"It's a black hole where dreams go to die. I'm not moving, either."
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"So desperate to cling to anything comfortable and familiar."
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"What was I thinking? It's so far away and I don't speak the language."
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"sit in our regular booth and order the usual?"
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"so the only question is, whether we want to get on with our lives"
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"in the Pacific Rim, visiting us here in New York to celebrate this day,"
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"OLDER TED: And one year later, that's exactly what we did."
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"but some things stayed the same."
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"- All right, enough with the old-man bit. - What about the old sand pit?"
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"Barney is crazy if he thinks this is gonna work."
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"(SHUSHING) Here he comes."
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"- You there, what's your name? - Excuse me?"
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"Your name, woman, what's your name?"
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"- Cindy. - I knew it."
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"You're the Cindy,"
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"the one who can change everything, or spell our inevitable doom."
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"In exactly four seconds,"
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"the woman at that booth is going to slap that man."
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"- Wow! - In a few minutes,"
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"the young me from your time is going to come through that door."
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"- What? I... - Sleep with Barney Stinson tonight,"
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"in whatever way he wants it,"
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"or he won't be able to find the solution to global warming"
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"that saves the human race."
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"- What are you talking about? - I have no time to explain."
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"I have to get back to the reality accelerator before the vortex closes."
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"Only you can save us, Cindy. I must away!"
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"You guys still aren't finished packing? How is this taking so long?"
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"Hey, all the great memories of our 20s took place in that apartment."
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"Not me. The key? Throw stuff out, never look back."
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"I'm moving to Japan. It took me a half hour to pack."
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"- A half hour? - Well, it would have taken me 20 minutes,"
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"but a friend called me in tears."
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"I'm gonna be living in New Jersey with Stella,"
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"you guys will be in your new place."
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"- You're starting a new job in Tokyo. - Hmm."
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"I mean, it's the end of an era."
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"I think we should have a toast, but not our usual crap."
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"Excellent. A bottle of that with beer chasers,"
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"- and what do you think, cancel the Scotch? - Yeah."
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"- (SIGHS) Vodka rocks. - It's not gonna work."
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"Oh, my God! You're... Oh, my God! Can I buy you a drink?"
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"Oh. Yeah, I suppose I have time for one drink"
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"and 45 minutes to an hour of some other activity,"
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"but after that, I have to get back"
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"to a top-secret research project I'm working on."
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"- Global warming? - My God! How did you know that?"
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"Hey, look at this."
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"A photo from the first day we moved into this place."
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"(BOTH EX CLAIMING)"
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"So many great memories."
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"See? That is exactly the type of crap you should be trashing."
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"So you don't keep any photos?"
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"No, they're like love letters or yearbooks or someone's ashes."
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"They just take up space."
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"Besides, Stella's not gonna let you keep half of this junk."
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"(WOMEN LAUGHING)"
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"Oh, Ted, oh, sweetie."
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"Okay, here's the thing that guys only learn after they move in with a woman."
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"- All of your stuff is stupid. - Like what?"
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"Um... Like anything you bought at a Renaissance fair."
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"Hey, there's not enough mead in the world to make me get rid of my flail."
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"Oh, hey, Ted, since we're clearly not getting our security deposit back,"
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"I thought maybe you could reimburse me for my half."
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"Because you treated this apartment"
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"the way John Bonham treated his central nervous system."
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"- That's not true. - Exhibit A."
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"- What's that? - A 1986 World Book Encyclopaedia."
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"- It's exactly the one I grew up with. - Encyclo-pay-dia?"
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"(CHUCKLING) Oh. You think it should be pronounced encyclo-pee-dia."
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"It's a common mistake."
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"But if you look up that squished together "A-E" symbol in this here encyclopaedia,"
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"you'll learn that it's a ligature derived from the Anglo-Saxon rune ash..."
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"You know, you're gonna have to pay-dia for that."
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"Good morrow, fair gentles. Look what I won at the Renaissance Faire."
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"Do you remember that night when you drank the 12er of Molson"
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"and you got all super-Canadian?"
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"Stanley Cup, Game 6, eh?"
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"The Rangers are about to be sorry they ever played shinny with the Canucks."
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"- MARSHALL: Hey. Hey, Robin. - Yeah?"
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"I'll give you 20 bucks if you can shoot it through this front door."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"You're nuttier than a Tim Horton's maple log."
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"(EX CLAIMING)"
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"That's it, Robin. Give me the stick."
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