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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - Isaac's Double Standard/One More Time/Chimpanzeeshines (S01E01)

"STUBING ( over PA ): Guided tours of Puerto Vallarta"
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"will be leaving off the portside in ten minutes."
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"ISAAC: Here you go, gentlemen. Two more eye-opener specials."
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"Oops, almost forgot."
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"Mm."
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"I always wondered why they put celery in Bloody Mary's."
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"Yeah, why do they?"
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"Because lettuce would wilt."
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"Hey..."
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"Well, I guess I better go open up some more eyes."
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"Just don't let anybody open those curtains."
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"You know, for a big star you're not a bad guy."
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"Yeah, you go downstairs and tell my wife that."
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"Got wife problems of my own."
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"Oh?"
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"That, uh, brunette I saw you with last night?"
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"No."
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"The blond is my wife."
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"Ha-ha. And they're both onboard?"
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"And they say Hollywood people are wild, huh?"
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"Not my idea."
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"I'm just a simple guy trying to make both ends not meet."
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"Look, I, uh..."
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"I don't want to give you any advice, but, uh..."
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"Well, I've... I've had my share of women, and..."
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"From what I've read, you've had everybody's share."
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"Maybe so."
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"But you know,"
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"at this stage of my life, I've learned something."
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"If you're lucky enough to find someone who loves you,"
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"you know, to stick by you for more than..."
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"a night here, a weekend there,"
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"try your best to work it out."
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"That's pretty good advice."
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"Yes, it is."
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"And I'm gonna follow it."
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"See you around, huh?"
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"( mellow theme playing )"
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"Hello, Jenny, it's Julie."
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"Steve was looking for you."
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"I know, uh..."
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"I'm trying to stay away from him."
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"Well, he wanted to say goodbye."
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"We said our goodbyes last night."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I'm not."
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"It was great while it lasted."
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"Uh, he asked me to give this to you."
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"Are you gonna be okay?"
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"I'm gonna go now."
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"Bye-bye."
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"( somber theme playing )"
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"Roz, darling?"
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"Where are you, sweetheart?"
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"ROZ: Taking a bath, if you don't mind."
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"I brought you a peace offering."
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"Is it your head on a plate?"
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"( chuckles )"
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"A rose."
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"A flower of faultless beauty, second only to your own."
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"It symbolizes my undying devotion for you."
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"The Sick and the Sordid, Scene 23."
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"( laughs )"
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"But the thought is lovely."
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"Mind if I join you?"
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"Only if you bring your rubber ducky."
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"( upbeat theme playing )"
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"STUBING ( over PA ): We hope you enjoyed your stay in Puerto Vallarta."
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"We'll be arriving in Cabo San Lucas"
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"( mischievous theme playing )"
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"Okay."
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"They're in the bathtub together."
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"Now's our chance."
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"Well, I don't know."
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"Think we have enough time?"
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"How long does it take to have a bath?"
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"Believe me, boss,"
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"they don't care how long it takes."
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"( knocking on door )"
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"Come in."
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"Jenny."
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"Why did you come back?"
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"I broke my engagement to that girl."
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"You made a mistake."
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"The only mistake I made"
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"was getting engaged to her in the first place."
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"You're crazy."
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"You could have a normal, happy marriage with that girl."
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"What makes you think that marrying a girl who can see"
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"guarantees a happy marriage?"
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"How come millions of couples with 20/20 vision get divorces?"
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"( sighs )"
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"Besides... I love you."
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"I don't love you."
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"I like you very much."
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"But I don't love you."
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"If I believed that, do you think I would have come back here?"
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"I know you love me."
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"Now goodbye."
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"Jenny... Goodbye, Steve."
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"( crying )"
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"I knew you loved me."
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"That's a cheap trick."
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"Marry me."
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"No."
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"You just think I need you more than that other girl needs you."
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"You want to take care of me."
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"You want to make me stop walking into walls."
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"Is that what you really think?"
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"Yes."
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"Then to hell with you."
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"What do I have to do to prove that I love you?"
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"Go blind again?!"
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"( dramatic theme playing )"
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"( upbeat theme playing )"
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"All quiet with the Teagues, Doc?"
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"Yeah, to think I spent eight years in college"
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"and medical school and I can be replaced by a German shepherd."
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"Well, there'll be an extra milk-bone in your pay envelope."
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"( laughs ) Oh."
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