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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Depositions (S06E06)

"who'd blow it all on exotic animals,"
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"then die broke in the bathroom of a Red Robin."
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"- Carol, you can probably just go start your shift now."
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"- No, I'm good."
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"Is this what today's gonna be like,"
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"everyone talking about me?"
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"God, I'm gonna hate this!"
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"Everyone knows that."
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"But I'm just seeing what's out there, because..."
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"someone's getting their ankle monitor off today!"
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"- Oh, my God, Mateo, that's huge!"
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"- I know, right? Girl, it has sucked!"
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"Feeling like a criminal every time I tied my shoes..."
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"- Ooh! Why not get yourself some capri pants, too,"
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"so you can show off your ankle?"
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"- Excuse me."
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"Can you help me find Carol Malloon?"
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"I'm her attorney, Hannah Connelly?"
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"- Well, hear this."
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"Carol's gonna do everything she can to pin this on me,"
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"but if she wants to make this ugly,"
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"I will drag it all the way to hell!"
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"On your left, just ahead towards the register."
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"- Oh, hey, Glenn."
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"- Ah! This is the third stress ball"
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"I blasted through today."
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"- Wow. Maybe today should be more of a Koosh day for you."
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"- It's just these depositions."
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"You know, lawyers make me anxious."
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"- It's nothing to worry about. You know, maybe it would help"
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"if we practiced a little bit."
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"- Oh, yeah, good idea. Okay."
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"So you be me, and I'll be the lawyer."
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"- Uh, maybe you should be you."
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"- 'Cause I'll be me in the deposition."
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"Okay. Good catch."
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"- Hey, Dina, did ya see? Lazer Maze finally reopened."
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"- Yeah! Took 'em long enough."
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"What, one black light falls on a kid,"
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"- Yeah. And there's that Mediterranean place next door."
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"We could fuel up first."
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"I mean, if that's...cool."
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"- Why wouldn't it be?"
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"Because of my views on the Greeks?"
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"about the boundaries that you and Brian set up."
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"- Oh, no, it's not like a date."
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"As long as whatever we're doing ends in sex,"
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"it's like the laser tag is just extended foreplay."
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"- Right. Foreplay surrounded by teenagers"
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"- Okay, state your name for the record."
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"- Glenn Sturgis."
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"Why are you writing that down? That's the right answer."
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"- No, no, this is what lawyers do--they might take notes."
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"But you can't let that distract you."
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"Oh, okay, well,"
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"sure, yeah--game on."
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"Check and mate. Ohh..."
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"- Sure. Also, they might let a quiet moment hang"
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"after you've answered a question."
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"Silences are uncomfortable,"
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"and so people will try to fill them"
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"and then end up saying more."
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"- Oh, okay. Got it. No problem."
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"Ha. What is this?"
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"Are you doing it now?"
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"that I accidentally hit your car in the parking lot?"
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"Because it was just a scratch!"
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"You think you're so perfect, you know?"
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"- Okay. So, some things to work on."
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"- Hey, Mateo, it's Eugene."
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"This is what I look like in a mask."
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"- Yeah, I can tell it's you. Hi."
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"- I got a subpoena."
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"I guess 'cause the lawyers think I'm Glenn's assistant"
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"and wanna depose me?"
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"- Oh, crap. Right."
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"- Don't worry. I'm just gonna go in there"
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"and explain our situation-- how, on paper, you know,"
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"you still work in the Vision Center"
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"and I'm "Glenn's assistant.""
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"- What? No. Eugene, you can't."
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"Our arrangement isn't exactly...above board."
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"Just...pretend you're Glenn's assistant."
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"- But if I lie under oath, they'll send me to jail."
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"- If you tell them the truth, it's gonna ruin my whole life."
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"Please?"
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"I'm supposed to get my ankle monitor off today."
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"I might even be a boot guy now."
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"- You're not a boot guy. - People change!"
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"- Well, I kinda have to 'cause of the subpoena,"
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"but I'll them that you really don't wanna be in trouble."
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"You gotta do what you believe is right."
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"- Right. - Why don't you stay here,"
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"and I'll go see if they're ready for you."
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"- Okay."
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"Eugene? Did you lock me out?"
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"- No! I didn't even touch the door!"
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"- Oh, no!"
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"The door must be stuck!"
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"- Hey, Dina, Brett wants to go home"
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"because of his sciatica? Is that a real thing,"
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"or is it like when Isaac needed Friday off"
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"for an appointment with his Mandalorian?"
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"between Garrett and that woman?"
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"- Uh ...don't know. Looks like he's helping"
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"some girl with a dead tree."
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"- Yeah, but it seemed like she was laughing."
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"for that ridiculous return."
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"- I don't know. You and Garrett"
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"- No, we don't "like" like each other"
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"because we're not 12-year-olds at archery camp."
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"We are adults in a complex relationship"
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"and a sexual secondary."
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"- I've never been a hinge before."
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"Well, one time, the exterminator walked in on us"
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"and, like, kinda lingered, but I guess that doesn't count."
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"- No. That's just exterminators."
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"Jesus! What is this--"
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"Ladies' Night at Customer Service?"
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"Glenn Sturgis was floor supervisor."
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