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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Election Day (S03E03)

"to please stick to your script."
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"But everybody's saying no to me. I don't get it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Usually, when I ask someone to do something, they just do it."
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"Maybe it's because these people can't see you."
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"I don't like it. Can't you just hook me up to some sort of camera?"
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"Uh-huh. Thank you, Maggie, for the vote."
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"Okay. Bye-DY'?-"
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"Here's your seat."
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"Thank you. Um, you have to excuse me."
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"I'm a little nervous. I've never been on the radio before."
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"Just think of it as a conversation. Okay."
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"Here are your headphones. Volume control. Don't get too far from the mic."
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"Okay. Make sure your cell phone's off."
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"Oh, cell phone, right. And you're not chewing gum, are you?"
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"No, I'm not. I just had some temporary dental work done."
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"The last thing- Ohh!"
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"And welcome back to A Matter Of Record. I'm Cecil Van Gundy."
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"Joining us now in studio ..."
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"is District 43 town council candidate Claire Dunphy."
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"Thank you, Cecil."
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"It's a pleasure to be here."
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"So, you're a first-time candidate. Tell us what got you involved."
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"It all started with a, um- a stop sign."
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"I was concerned about safety in our neighborhood ..."
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"and I was not getting any satisfaction from city hall."
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"What's wrong with Mom?"
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"Oh, this isn't good."
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"She sounds drunk. That's not her drunk voice."
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"And tell us about some of the other issues facing our town."
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"Where do you stand on the city's sewage and sustainability initiative?"
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"The so-called S.S.I."
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"One cannot really talk about ..."
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"s-s-sewage and sustainability ..."
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"without first discussing recycling."
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"This city can do more with its recycling program. What the hell's wrong with her?"
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"- She sounds drunk. - It's a tooth thing."
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"Uh-oh."
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"What's wrong? I'm almost out of air. Oh, boy."
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"- Is it serious? - ls oxygen serious?"
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"You know what? I lost a ton of time getting your glasses."
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"I'm gonna drop you at home. You can get your air, I can drive other people."
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"I don't have any more tanks at home."
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"Why? That seems like bad planning."
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"Well, I forgot to order them."
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"My pills make me forget things."
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"Oh, shoot! I gotta take my pill!"
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"Please tell me you have it with you. Of course I do."
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"But I have to take it with food. Don't I?"
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"I don't feel so well."
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"Okay, I'll get you whatever you want."
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"I'll get you the air! I'll get you the food!"
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"Then I'll vote for your drunk wife."
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"That is not her drunk voice!"
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"Thank you so much for voting."
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"Hi. I'm terribly sorry. Excuse me. Jay Pritchett."
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"Uh, can I get in and out really quick? Thank you."
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"Oh!"
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"- Hey! - Oh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
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"Hello, Dottie!"
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"Jay!"
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"It's so nice to see you."
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"Is it? Oh, why wouldn't it be?"
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"Well- Oh."
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"- Oh, that's great. - Thank you so much for voting."
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"She's- She's running for town council."
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"Oh, isn't that neat? Yeah, so proud."
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"So, you're gonna put it in there, huh?"
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"Oh, yeah, of course. Definitely."
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"'Cause every vote counts, you know."
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"Thank you so much for voting."
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"Yeah."
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"Boy, I'd sure like to see ..."
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"Why would I say I'd do something and not do it?"
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"That would make me a liar,"
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"instead of a trusting widow who fell asleep ..."
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"in the warm embrace of a man who promised to make breakfast."
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"Okay, there it is."
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"Look, I'm so sorry."
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"You were the first woman I'd been with besides my ex in 35 years."
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"I panicked."
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"A-A-And it wasn't 'cause you weren't pretty naked or anything like that."
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"I'd have run from Angie Dickinson."
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"Lucky her. Dottie-"
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"Good-bye, Jay. Dottie, Dottie."
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"Please. I'm just tryin' to get my ballot in the box."
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"Oh, yeah! That sounds familiar."
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"You don't have to do anything. Just let me put it in."
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"Shouldn't have said that."
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"We are so sorry."
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"We did not mean for you to hear any of that."
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"Yes. And we shouldn't have been gossiping in the first place."
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"When my mom said it, I didn't believe her. She lives in Iowa."
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"If he says he's straight, he's straight."
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"We're getting married in a month. People are flying in."
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"He signed us up for dance classes- Oh, my God."
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"No. No, no, no. Hey."
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"This is what gays do. We gossip. Yeah. We gossip a lot."
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"He gossips! No, no. You're missing the point. Okay?"
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"We see a great-looking guy like Gregory,"
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"and we say he's gay because we want him to be gay."
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"Really? Really? Are you sure? Yes."
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"Absolutely. Look at what we do with movie stars."
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"You know? Hugh Jackman. He sings, he dances, he's dreamy."
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"So obviously we would want him on our team. Mmm!"
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"But he's straight."
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"Trust me. I know."
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"and there was absolutely no chemistry."
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"Well, if that isn't proof-"
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"Three weeks later, Sandy and Gregory got married,"
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"and everyone said the wedding was beautiful."
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"Gregory did the flowers."
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"Which is perfectly normal for a straight guy."
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"The Greeks do one thing right, and it's lamb."
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"All right, let's go vote."
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"She wanted to put up a stop sign at Bristol and Greenleaf, but then she ran into-"
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"Wait, wait, wait. That's near where I live."
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"Yeah! We're neighbors. Let's go."
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"No way I'm votin' for that. Too much government already."
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"That's 'cause that Barack Obama took my license away."
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"I don't think he was involved in the decision!"
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