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Clips from Fantasy Island (1977) - Fool for a Client/Double Your Pleasure (S01E01)

"That tooth is bothering you again, huh?"
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"What gave me that idea?"
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"That was an ice bag you were holding to your face, wasn't it?"
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"you promised to go to the dentist this time."
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"Then why are you smiling with only half your face..."
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"Boss, the Jeep is coming."
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"We don't want our guests to be waiting, do we?"
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"[ Chattering, Laughing ]"
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"Smiles, everyone. Smiles."
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"He look like a man who just died and went to heaven. [ Laughs ]"
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"And he is indeed a very lucky man."
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"- He just won a raffle. - A raffle?"
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"Mm-hmm. A man after my own heart. He must have a lot of money."
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"You see, the prize he won in the raffle was his trip to Fantasy Island."
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"- Who put up a prize like that? - Mr. Barbour..."
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"and the other 11 men in his crew,"
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"isolated in the farthest reaches of arctic Alaska..."
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"working on the Alaska pipeline."
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"All 12 men chipped in for what became their common fantasy."
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"Eighteen months in Alaska? Mm-hmm."
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"I bet I know his fantasy. What?"
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"He wants to pass the weekend with a beautiful lady."
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"Only half right, Tattoo."
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"of the Alaska Pipeline Crew Number 614,"
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"wants to spend his weekend with not just one,"
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"but two of the most beautiful girls in the world."
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"The French have a name for it-- ménage à trois."
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"- I have a name for it too. - What?"
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"- Wow! - [ Laughs ]"
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"doing law research for trial lawyers."
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"His, uh, briefs, his prepared questions for examination of witnesses..."
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"are considered by many to be positively brilliant."
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"Because, Tattoo, like too many other people in this world,"
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"Mr. Costigan lacks self-confidence."
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"He's never been able to find the courage to strike out on his own..."
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"to find out what kind of lawyer he could be."
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"And we are going to help him to do that, boss?"
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"Oh, we are indeed, Tattoo. We are going to provide what he has asked--"
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"a trial that will involve life and death."
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"The question will be whether it will be his."
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"My dear guests, I am Mr. Roarke, your host."
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"Welcome to Fantasy Island."
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"[ No Audible Dialogue ]"
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"[ Squawks ]"
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"Ah!"
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"Eighteen months of nothing but snow and ice. [ Laughs ]"
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"I feel like I'm coming out from under wraps, Mr. Roarke."
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"As a matter of fact, there is one of the young ladies now."
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"And if number two looks anything like this one, you've sure done your job."
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"[ Squawking Continues ]"
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"When do I get started?"
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"Uh, well, there is, uh, one little tiny thing."
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"I'm afraid if either were to find out you were having a romance with the other,"
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"the weekend would be... a disaster."
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"- A disaster. - Oh, but my fantasy..."
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"was to have a romance with two of the most beautiful girls in the world."
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"that they be together, was it?"
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"Look at it this way."
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"The danger of being caught can be a lot of fun."
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"- Fun? - Of course, if you want to call it off--"
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"Call it off? Oh, no, no, no."
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"I could never do that. The guys are counting on me."
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"I--"
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"Well, maybe this way it will be more exciting."
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"When do I get to meet number two? Oh, have faith."
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"Mr. Barbour, I promise you will meet her before the day is over."
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"But I think perhaps you should meet Dina first."
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"Um, and you can do that just as soon as you're into proper uniform."
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"- Uniform? - Indeed!"
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"[ Chuckles ] Now that's my kind of jog."
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"Good luck, Mr. Barbour!"
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"Good luck."
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"This will be your home while you're with us, Mr. Costigan."
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"And my client will be coming here?"
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"Oh, I can assure you he will. Shall we?"
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"Wow!"
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"This is terrific!"
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"Appropriate for one of the country's greatest trial lawyers."
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"- What? - You see, this side of the island..."
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"Only the best people. And they are all thrilled..."
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"- Me, famous? - Oh, in a class with F. Lee Bailey,"
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"Jake Ehrlich and all the top attorneys."
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"At least according to the stories we have spread about you."
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"All in good time, Mr. Costigan."
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"Uh, but perhaps I should warn you."
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"Once you commit yourself to become involved in a case,"
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"there is no turning back."
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"You will be Herbert Costigan,"
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"famous criminal attorney from St. Louis, and you will be on your own."
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"No one will be able to help you. No one. Not even I."
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"[ Panting ]"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"Oh, no! [ Grunts ]"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"I was gonna let you catch up with me at the mango tree around the bend."
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"- You were? - Sure! I saw you following me."
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"I kept running 'cause I wanted to see if you were sincere."
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"Men chase me a lot when I'm jogging."
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"I rate them by how long they keep it up."
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"A masher usually gives up around a hundred yards or so."
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"A junior-grade sex maniac, maybe half a mile."
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"Hi. Larry Barbour."
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"It's a shame we couldn't have met during my lifetime."
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"I like a man who isn't timid-- who comes on full steam ahead--"
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"flowers, candy, holding doors and like that."
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"And I'm just an old-fashioned dirty old man."
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"Hey, we're gonna have to know each other a lot better before we get to that."
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"I love sunrise, sports, wheat germ, riding and casual clothes."
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"- What do you love? - Oh, all of the above."
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"Great! Then how about a couple of sets of tennis?"
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"My bungalow's just two miles over the ridge. I'll race ya."
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"Whoa, uh, Dina!"
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"Not-- Not so fast. We--"
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"Two miles!"
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"[ Siren Blaring ]"
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"Just a minute."
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"May I, uh, see that, sir?"
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"Well, I, uh-- I found it, uh, in the water just over there."
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"I-- I don't know how it got there."
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"New. The right caliber."
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