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Clips from Harley Quinn (2019) - Dye Hard (S02E02)

"They are very religious, seeing as how Jesus was really a shark."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"What about you, Clayface?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I, too, am spending this evening with a paramour."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"His name is Tony."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"And he's the only award show that matters."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Okay, have fun, guys..."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"A landlord always knows two things:"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"when an oven's busted, 'cause ya can't charge rent without a working oven..."
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"[chuckles]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"and when a tenant's blue."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"So, spill it, hon,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"or I could get my torture kit?"
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"It's just, everybody's got somebody special in their lives,"
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"-except me... -So what?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"You don't need a lover to be happy."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Do the thing that makes you happy."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Yeah, no. I'm just gonna go out and boink the fuck out of somebody."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-Um, no. -You'll have to clown at the bar, then."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Room for Squares is, of course, a classic,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"but it's really John Mayer's third album when he solidified the John Mayer sound."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-[yawns] -So, my place or yours?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"God. The guys in this place suck."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Yeah, well, they beat the food."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"But what do you expect from a Wayne?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"That's the first funny thing a guy's said to me all night."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"If you like that, I got plenty more jokes."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[Joker laughing]"
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"You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me."
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"[Gordon] I want a squad of men and a single woman"
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"over to the oil refinery district, ASAP."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Those Parademon bastards are chugging down oil like a desperate teen to Benadryl."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Then send another unit, same gender ratio, to Gotham Park."
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"-Where, sir? -My privates! Where else would an STD spread?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Oh. The harbor."
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"-Commissioner, sir! This came for you. -Oh!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Gotta be the new Dave Barry book I ordered."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Every time I read this guy's stuff I'm like... "That's pretty funny.""
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"The Dark Knight needs me."
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"Oh! He remembered."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[Batman] Jim, get in."
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"[Snoring] No, don't go in, Magnum."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Oh. It's you."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I thought ya left the crew."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I'm so sorry, I would've called but I never got your phone number."
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"I'm gonna get my stuff and head out."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Okay look, I'm in a very zen place, and we have very different goals."
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"she wants to... I don't know, do whatever someone with a moral compass does."
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"-Riddle me this-- -Oh, shut the fuck up!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Can't you see I'm trying to elegantly end this conversation"
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"with this mechanical fossil?"
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"Good luck getting out again, fuck head!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"It's basically impenetrable."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Feed him at 5:00, shock him at 7:00. Maybe a snack at 9:00 if he's good."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Have fun dying alone, you fuckin' freak!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Smell ya later, old man."
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"[screaming]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Jiminy, you look familiar. Do I know you?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Oh, I remember you from Noonan's!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"You probably don't remember me because I was a low-rent barback,"
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"and now I'm an upscale bartender."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Hey! Wait, hold on. Can I offer you a Wayne fashioned?"
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"Ya think all ya gotta do is buy me one spirit-forward drink"
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"and I'll go gushy for ya?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Whoa, to be clear, I'm not trying to hit on you."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I'm unbelievably happy with my wonderful girlfriend."
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"Mmm, sweet as pie."
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"Gosh, I love her. And our kids."
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"Well, you know, her kids, but gosh darn it if they don't feel like mine, y'know?"
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"I don't know, and I don't need to know."
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"All I know is, right now, you're the last person I wanna be around!"
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"-I'm hittin' a different bar. -Hoo, boy. Good luck."
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"Every watering hole around here has been infested with Parademons,"
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"except this one on account of the..."
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"-[thuds] -...bulletproof glass."
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"Yep, the top of Wayne tower is the safest bar in town."
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"Sorry to alarm you, but you're in a hostile hostage situation."
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"-Hi, how are you doing? -[machine gun firing]"
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"Geez, Nicholas. Not that hostile."
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"I'm sorry, everyone, it's his first day."
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"[all gasping]"
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"Hey, where are you going?"
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"I've read your best chance of survival is giving up easily."
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"Yeah, normally, I'd go beat the shit out of 'em,"
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"but I'm havin' a night and wanna be able to return this dress."
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"-and certainly not with the likes of you. -[thief] Oh, sugar."
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"-We got a wild one. -[thud]"
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"[man on radio] Look, bud, all we're asking is that you release the swanky hostages."
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"Not gonna happen until I get $50 million!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I'll wire it to you right now! Please!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Hold your horses, I wasn't done."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"But let's defiantly sidebar after."
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"Also, gonna need a W76-2 nuclear warhead"
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"on a Trident II D5 missile..."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I'm a military contractor. You can have it. Just don't shoot!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Wow. Okay. Well, you know, while we're here..."
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"I'm also gonna need a pair of game-worn Air Jordan 2 OG's."
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"Would ya stop starin' at me?"
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"Sorry, it's just..."
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"this is gonna sound crazy, but..."
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"-Boy was it wacky. -Wacky how?"
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"And get this: we were a couple! Right?"
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"Us? No way!"
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"That bleached skin gives me the heebie-jeebies."
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"It's gross. I mean, no offense!"
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"But in the dream, I was so filled with rage,"
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"-Freaaaky. -Yes!"
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"A dream. Never happened. Pure fiction. Not canon. Ignore it."
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"It's like meeting you triggered some..."
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"Well, darn it, it felt like a past life!"
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"Funny, huh? [yells]"
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"-What are you doing? -Jesus Christ, I'm getting us the fuck out of here."
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"Please don't use the Lord's name in vain."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I did a Paleo November, and now I'm fitting into my skinny cords."
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"This! Night! Sucks!"
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"[grunts]"
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"-Do you wanna talk about it, or-- -No."
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"On what occasion would that be? Because you have not shut the fuck up all night!"
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"It just seems to me like you have something going on."
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"Trust me, you're not someone I can talk to about this."
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"-So, come on! -[gasps]"
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