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Clips from Abbott Elementary - Wishlist (S01E01)

"I think it looks good."
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"It's clean. I like clean."
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"Yeah, no, clean is good."
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"It's just, you know, the walls are the soul of the classroom."
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"You gotta put something up there."
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"- You know? - Yeah. Okay."
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"I'll, um -- I'll think about that."
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"- Okay. - Yeah."
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"Remember the walls."
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"Let them speak from you to your kids."
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"What kind of teacher are you?"
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"Who is Gregory?"
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"Gregory is a Baltimore Ravens fan,"
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"a Grape Nuts fan -- although, they can get a bit sugary --"
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"and a temporary teacher."
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"I made this for you, Mr. Eddie."
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"Thank you."
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"That trash?"
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"Uh, no. No."
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"Thanks."
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"I got out all the old cords from the computer room."
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"I mean, one of them's gotta fit this thing."
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"Hey, can I show you what I've made so far?"
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"My video?"
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"I know you have ethical objections to,"
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"well, everything,"
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"but you're more Internet-y than I am, so..."
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"- Um, yeah. - Okay."
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"All right. Let me start from the beginning."
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"Hi. I'm Janine Teagues, and I teach..."
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"See how I spelled my name out in the back"
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"on the projector on the wall?"
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"- Hmm. Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm."
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"...needs school supplies. What do we need?"
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"Tape, right-handed scissors..."
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"So, I'm going to, like, put the items over my head --"
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"pictures -- and, um, as soon as I learn how to do that."
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"And you get the idea."
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"It's easy as one, two, three, so thank you, from me."
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"Did you notice that last part?"
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"- That it rhymed? - Yeah. That was fun, right?"
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"I like it. I just -- I'm not sure"
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"it's going to, you know, break through the noise."
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"The Internet is very busy."
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"You know, you're competing with alien conspiracies"
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"and animals that can sing, and it just --"
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"it -- it -- it's missing that -- that thing."
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"Huh. What thing?"
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"You know, that thing, where you look at something"
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"and you're like, "That's good.""
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"Well, I'm adding a filter that's gonna rain glitter, so --"
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"That's not gonna compete with singing parrots."
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"It just needs a little showmanship."
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"Well, I'm not a showman."
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"(hip-hop music playing in background)"
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"♪"
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"Yes! Yes! Yes! (laughs)"
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"♪ Who did the thing he said he was gonna do? ♪"
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"♪"
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"I-Is that European, or...?"
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"-(computer blooping) - AVA: Oh, yeah,"
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"I can help you make your video."
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"- Really? - Yes. This is what I do."
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"Well, you're also a principal, so..."
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"Yeah, but this is my art."
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"I write, I edit, I direct, I do the music, I lip-sync."
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"Because of me, when people say that their favorite director"
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"is that Ava lady, somebody else gotta be like, "Which one?""
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"(both chuckle)"
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"Well, maybe you can just give me a few tips."
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"You know, maybe help build upon what I already have?"
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"Let me see your phone."
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"What is this? An iPhone 9?"
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"(chuckles) It's like a Walkman."
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"I don't know nothing about this."
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"That's before my time."
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"Hi. I'm Janine Teagues, and I teach second grade..."
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"Ugh."
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"Well, I'm not on social media like that,"
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"so I don't have a lot of experience with --"
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"Quality control? (chuckles)"
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"I'm kidding. She know I'm playin'."
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"And that's why I, or more importantly, we..."
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"I can get you a lot of views,"
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"and that's gonna mean a lot of supplies."
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"But I'm gonna need complete creative control."
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"Mm, what does that mean?"
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"I'm gonna take some photos, do a little video,"
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"and then I'll do my thing in post."
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"Can you twerk?"
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"You don't look like you can, but I could be wrong."
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"(up-tempo music playing)"
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"♪"
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"(Howie Long scream)"
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"With your help, I can become the hero"
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"Abbott Elementary deserves!"
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"(Howie Long scream)"
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"Okay, that's actually really good."
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"- Right? - It looks like a Marvel movie."
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"Yeah, it's cool."
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"Wait. How many views do you have?"
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"20,000, and it just went up yesterday."
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"My wishlist is almost totally full."
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"Ooh, Janine, I'm happy for you."
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"Thank you. Also, Taye Diggs shared it."
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"And I'm sure that's a good thing."
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"JANINE: Very good."
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"(muttering indistinctly)"
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"- Hey, Barbara. - Mm-hmm?"
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"Have you gotten anything on your list yet?"
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"- I don't think so. - Mm."
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"And yet, the day moves on."
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"Sometimes the Lord gives a lot, and then sometimes, He does not."
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"Yeah."
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"Well, you know, I'm gonna have a bunch of extra stuff,"
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"if you need anything, in case the Lord cheaps out."
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"Also, it's not too late to make a video."
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"- It's just -- - Janine, I am just fine."
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"- Okay. - And if you'll excuse me,"
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"I have shapes to grade."
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