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Clips from B Positive (2020) - Life Expectancy (S01E01)

"to do my podcast, but she got lightheaded,"
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"fell off her Peloton and broke her nose."
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"-Oh, my God, that's awful. -I know."
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"I wish it happened during my podcast."
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"That definitely would've gone viral."
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"If you need a guest for your podcast,"
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"I've got a great convention speech on gingivitis."
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"I'll save you two-and-a-half hours. Floss."
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"-This is great. -What?"
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"This. All this."
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"I'm gonna miss you guys."
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"You've all become very good friends."
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"Aw, Drew. We feel the same way."
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"You've been here a week."
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"I'm an empath."
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"I take on the feelings of those around me."
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"Anxiety."
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"Confidence."
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"Calmness."
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"Shame, rage, sadness."
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"Damn, you get me."
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"We'll miss you, too, Drew."
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"And I have a tradition."
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"On my patients' last session, I get them a gift."
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"You didn't get me anything"
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"when I was going in for my transplant."
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"There's that rage."
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"Oh, I love this."
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"And everyone wrote a little note."
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""To my biggest fan, all the best,"
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"Eli Russell, number 84.""
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"Sorry. Reflex. Sign my checks the same way."
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"Thanks, guys. This means a lot."
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"So, what are you getting Gina for her kidney-donor gift?"
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"That's a thing?"
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"Yeah, something to thank her for the sacrifice she's making."
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"Maybe a couple of tickets"
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"to the Knicks game so she could take her boyfriend,"
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"whoever that might be."
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"You're telling me this now?"
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"I'm terrible at gift giving."
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"I'm the guy at 7-Eleven on Christmas morning."
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"Last year, my mom got beef jerky and scratchers."
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"You got 24 hours."
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"And as you consider how much to spend,"
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"remember, it's not too late for her to keep her kidney."
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"Hey!"
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"Happy last day of having sad toxin blood."
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"Try finding"
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"that card at Hallmark."
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"Hey, babe."
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"Gina, so nice you came for my last session."
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"I wouldn't miss it."
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"All right, everybody. Drumroll, please."
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"Congratulations, Drew Dunbar."
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"You are officially done with dialysis."
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"Yeah!"
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"Oh. You're the best."
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"Thanks for everything."
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"Of course."
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"-Don't be a stranger. Congratulations."
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"-Love you, man. -Get in here, you guys. Come on."
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"You too, Gina!"
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"Really? So sweet."
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"All right, take"
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"as much time as you want."
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"Thank you."
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"Um..."
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"it's pretty small."
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"I'd have to get rid of some things."
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"Like my furniture."
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"I know it's not perfect, but Gideon loves a fixer-upper."
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"Unless it's a man. I've spent way too many years"
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"being an emotional Home Depot. Mm-mm."
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"You're right. I can"
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"find a way to make this work."
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"I can... I can put a mirror here and here"
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"and... here."
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"You know, funhouse chic."
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"And there's a lot of storage."
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"Yeah."
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"I can put all my..."
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"Great. Just great."
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"Don't worry. You can fix it."
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"Can I? 'Cause, uh, I don't think I can."
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"-Are you okay? -Yeah."
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"Everything's fine. Couldn't be better."
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"Except I... I have no idea what the hell"
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"-I'm doing! Oh, my God. -All right, all right."
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"Slow down. What's going on?"
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"I don't know who I am."
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"I know who I was when I was with Drew,"
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"but after tomorrow, I'm not gonna be"
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"Gina the kidney donor anymore."
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"And I don't want to go back to being Gina the party girl."
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"And I don't want to be Gina the van driver anymore."
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"I just want to be Gina the..."
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"What's the..."
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"That's the thing. I don't know what the [scream, groans] is!"
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"Oh."
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"I don't know who I'm supposed to be."
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"Oh."
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"And I don't know what I'm supposed to do."
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"Oh."
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"It's sticky."
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"Take a deep breath."
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"Oh."
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"Oh, and wipe your -snot on my sleeve. -Oh, my God."
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"God."
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"-Change is hard. -Yeah."
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"But look at it as a chance to start fresh."
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"Right? Hey, the Chinese character for "crisis""
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"is the same as "opportunity.""
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"And it's only slightly different from "little potato,""
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"which is apparently what I got tattooed on my shoulder."
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"Everybody but me has their whole life figured out."
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"Everybody has careers and-and families, and"
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"here I am, in a crappy apartment with a sticky ass."
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"So, what do you think?"
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"I'll take it."
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