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Clips from Archer - Danger Island: A Warrior in Costume (S09E09)

"lives in a barrel now,"
Archer
"and this stupid island is under an occupying power,"
Archer
"all of whom are heavily armed"
Archer
"and basically totally in love with me."
Archer
"[panting] Für dich, Fraülein!"
Archer
"Awww!"
Archer
"So go make me some goddamn breakfast."
Archer
"[Archer] Besides, getting back to the island is like,"
Archer
"the one thing we don't have to worry about."
Archer
"Yeah exactly, so... Wait, what?!"
Archer
"[engine seizes up]"
Archer
"Damn it. Well, the good news is,"
Archer
"at least it's a seaplane, right?"
Archer
"- Well, I mean, it was... - What?!"
Archer
"[Pam] Goddamn it! Goddamn it! If you..."
Archer
"Oh, shut up! C'mon, if anybody"
Archer
"can crash-land a plane, it's me, right? Huh?"
Archer
"With all my experience? Pam?"
Archer
"- Then get it over with! - Oh, okay, I guess just pout."
Archer
"- Pam. - I am!"
Archer
"Okay, then here goes!"
Archer
"[both yelling]"
Archer
"[Archer grunts]"
Archer
"[both scream]"
Archer
"[Archer] Whooo-hoo-hoo!"
Archer
"Bocadas De mierda!"
Archer
"And did you see that, Pam?! Also perfect!"
Archer
"Who wins? Huh? Archer wins!"
Archer
"Yeah? This is a win for you?"
Archer
"Not just for me, Pam. For America."
Archer
"And those hapless Spanish communists."
Archer
"[music]"
Archer
"- Well? So now what?! - So now, since we've only got one flare,"
Archer
"I'm gonna shoot their leader with it,"
Archer
"and then when the rest of them go into a feeding frenzy,"
Archer
"you and me are gonna make a run for it."
Archer
"- What?! - [chuckling] I'm kidding!"
Archer
"You big dumb idiot. [flare gun shot]"
Archer
"[sighs] Ya know..."
Archer
"[Archer chuckling]"
Archer