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Clips from Time Bandits

TV Series 1981 –2024 36 min ★ 6.1/10 (7,677 ratings) 1,221 clips
Adventure Fantasy Comedy

Credits

Yes, folks, Moderna Designs...
"Yes, folks, Moderna Designs..."
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The Moderna Wonder Major All-Automatic Convenience Center-ette...
"The Moderna Wonder Major All-Automatic Convenience Center-ette..."
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that can make you a meal from packet to plate...
"that can make you a meal from packet to plate..."
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in 15 and a half seconds.
"in 15 and a half seconds."
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The Morrisons have got one that can do that in eight seconds.
"The Morrisons have got one that can do that in eight seconds."
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Block of ice to beef bourguignon in eight seconds.
"Block of ice to beef bourguignon in eight seconds."
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Lucky things.
"Lucky things."
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Dad, did you know that the ancient Greek warriors...
"Dad, did you know that the ancient Greek warriors..."
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had to learn 44 different ways of unarmed combat?
"had to learn 44 different ways of unarmed combat?"
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Well, at least we've got a two-speed hedge cutter.
"Well, at least we've got a two-speed hedge cutter."
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They were trying to kill people 26 different ways with their bare hands.
"They were trying to kill people 26 different ways with their bare hands."
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Bedtime for you, Kevin. It's 9:00.
"Bedtime for you, Kevin. It's 9:00."
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Well, that's today's top prize.
"Well, that's today's top prize."
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Let's meet today's star guest on Your Money Or Your Life.
"Let's meet today's star guest on Your Money Or Your Life."
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Bring them on, girls. Oh, don't they look gorgeous?
"Bring them on, girls. Oh, don't they look gorgeous?"
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Turn that light off!
"Turn that light off!"
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It is off.
"It is off."
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What the hell is going on up here?
"What the hell is going on up here?"
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I told you to put that light out and get to bed.
"I told you to put that light out and get to bed."
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- But- - And no more noise!
"- But- - And no more noise!"
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It came off just like that. The whole thermostat.
"It came off just like that. The whole thermostat."
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That's the toaster, the spreader and the slicer all gone.
"That's the toaster, the spreader and the slicer all gone."
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- She's in a terrible state. - Should've bought German.
"- She's in a terrible state. - Should've bought German."
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- Mom? - It would've matched her rotissomat.
"- Mom? - It would've matched her rotissomat."
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- Mom, Dad, can I- - You're going to bed in good time tonight.
"- Mom, Dad, can I- - You're going to bed in good time tonight."
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- I was thinking of going to bed now. - Now? Certainly not.
"- I was thinking of going to bed now. - Now? Certainly not."
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- You must wait for your food to go down. - I haven't eaten any food.
"- You must wait for your food to go down. - I haven't eaten any food."
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Well, you must eat your food.
"Well, you must eat your food."
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Oh, no! Not the carvery again.
"Oh, no! Not the carvery again."
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is what famous film star begins with "C"?
"is what famous film star begins with "C"?"
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Come on, Beryl. Come on. Jumbo's gonna end up in the souffle, Beryl.
"Come on, Beryl. Come on. Jumbo's gonna end up in the souffle, Beryl."
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You've got to answer it, Beryl. Come on. Come on, Beryl.
"You've got to answer it, Beryl. Come on. Come on, Beryl."
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- It's gone down now. - Come on, Beryl. Come on.
"- It's gone down now. - Come on, Beryl. Come on."
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- What? - My supper. It's gone down.
"- What? - My supper. It's gone down."
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Yeah, all right. Off you go. But no noise.
"Yeah, all right. Off you go. But no noise."
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- What? - No noise!
"- What? - No noise!"
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All right. Okay.
"All right. Okay."
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No, Beryl. Capetown is not a film star.
"No, Beryl. Capetown is not a film star."
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Oh, dear. Oh, well. That's Your Money Or Your Life.
"Oh, dear. Oh, well. That's Your Money Or Your Life."
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With a kitchen like that?
"With a kitchen like that?"
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Our kitchen's all right, isn't it?
"Our kitchen's all right, isn't it?"
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- Where are we? - I don't know.
"- Where are we? - I don't know."
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It's him! Run for it!
"It's him! Run for it!"
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It's not as bad as it looks.
"It's not as bad as it looks."
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We just borrowed the map.
"We just borrowed the map."
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Sort of got rather happy about it, and, uh...
"Sort of got rather happy about it, and, uh..."
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Yeah, we did.
"Yeah, we did."
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Who are you?
"Who are you?"
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It didn't sound like him, did it?
"It didn't sound like him, did it?"
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It doesn't even look like him.
"It doesn't even look like him."
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Strutter, get his torch. Shine it right in the face.
"Strutter, get his torch. Shine it right in the face."
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His face, dummy!
"His face, dummy!"
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It's a kid!
"It's a kid!"
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Og, Fidgit, check the door.
"Og, Fidgit, check the door."
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All clear.
"All clear."
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Just tell us how we get out of here, keep quiet and you won't get hurt.
"Just tell us how we get out of here, keep quiet and you won't get hurt."
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Don't try and be smart with me, you little creep.
"Don't try and be smart with me, you little creep."
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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If you want to play it smart, I'll introduce you to Vermin.
"If you want to play it smart, I'll introduce you to Vermin."
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He eats anything, you know.
"He eats anything, you know."
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I'm not trying to be smart. I'm just trying to help.
"I'm not trying to be smart. I'm just trying to help."
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You know, and you're not going to tell us.
"You know, and you're not going to tell us."
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- The way out. - It's never done that before.
"- The way out. - It's never done that before."
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Come on, you lot, push!
"Come on, you lot, push!"
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Wait for me to give the order, all right?
"Wait for me to give the order, all right?"
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Stop! Stop! You never start on one.
"Stop! Stop! You never start on one."
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- What is it then, two or three? - Three.
"- What is it then, two or three? - Three."
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And push!
"And push!"
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Return what you have stolen from me!
"Return what you have stolen from me!"
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Return! Return the map!
"Return! Return the map!"
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It will bring you great danger!
"It will bring you great danger!"
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Get under here. Hold him, Strutter.
"Get under here. Hold him, Strutter."
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Shut up!
"Shut up!"
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All clear. Wally?
"All clear. Wally?"
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- Strutter? - Yeah.
"- Strutter? - Yeah."
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Where are we? What happened to my bedroom?
"Where are we? What happened to my bedroom?"
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Who was that man?
"Who was that man?"
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We don't know him that well. We only work for Him.
"We don't know him that well. We only work for Him."
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Shut up! Now, are we all here?
"Shut up! Now, are we all here?"
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- Yeah, he's here. - Vermin?
"- Yeah, he's here. - Vermin?"
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Vermin, will you stop eating!
"Vermin, will you stop eating!"
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It's too dangerous to stay here. He's probably still after us.
"It's too dangerous to stay here. He's probably still after us."
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- Hey, where are you going? - Get him! He'll give us away.
"- Hey, where are you going? - Get him! He'll give us away."
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Sorry. What town is that?
"Sorry. What town is that?"
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- Napoleon? - Yes. It's his city now.
"- Napoleon? - Yes. It's his city now."
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You're going the wrong way.
"You're going the wrong way."
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- Get down! - You nearly got us caught!
"- Get down! - You nearly got us caught!"
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You silly fool. You could've ruined everything.
"You silly fool. You could've ruined everything."
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- Do you know where we are? - Shut up. Of course I do.
"- Do you know where we are? - Shut up. Of course I do."
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1796. Battle of Castiglione.
"1796. Battle of Castiglione."
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Are you sure we're not in somebody's bedroom?
"Are you sure we're not in somebody's bedroom?"
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- We agreed no leader. - Right. So shut up and do as I say.
"- We agreed no leader. - Right. So shut up and do as I say."
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Now, we've got to get into the city.
"Now, we've got to get into the city."
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We can't. The roads are too dangerous.
"We can't. The roads are too dangerous."
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I've got an idea. We can use the river.
"I've got an idea. We can use the river."
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What are we going to do here?
"What are we going to do here?"
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We're international criminals. We do robberies.
"We're international criminals. We do robberies."
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You're not gonna rob him?
"You're not gonna rob him?"
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Yeah. Every single penny he's got.
"Yeah. Every single penny he's got."
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Monsieur Commander...
"Monsieur Commander..."
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would like very much to surrender now, please.
"would like very much to surrender now, please."
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Look at that! Look at the little fellow!
"Look at that! Look at the little fellow!"
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With the city, we have the whole area of western Lombardy at our feet.
"With the city, we have the whole area of western Lombardy at our feet."
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Oh, go away!
"Oh, go away!"
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Oh, stop it!
"Oh, stop it!"
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Yes! Yes!
"Yes! Yes!"
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Mon Commander, they are very keen to surrender.
"Mon Commander, they are very keen to surrender."
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They have been here eight hours.
"They have been here eight hours."
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Don't stand so close to me, Neguy!
"Don't stand so close to me, Neguy!"
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You on one side and him on the other-
"You on one side and him on the other-"
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It's like being on the bottom of a bloody well!
"It's like being on the bottom of a bloody well!"
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Just because you think I'm small.
"Just because you think I'm small."
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No, Commander, you are not small at all.
"No, Commander, you are not small at all."
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No, not by any means. Five-foot-one is not small.
"No, not by any means. Five-foot-one is not small."
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Yeah, five-foot-one and conqueror of Italy.
"Yeah, five-foot-one and conqueror of Italy."
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- Not bad, huh? - Very, very good.
"- Not bad, huh? - Very, very good."
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- Oh! Oh! Oh! - What just happened?
"- Oh! Oh! Oh! - What just happened?"
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More! I want more!
"More! I want more!"
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- I- Thank you. Thank you very much. - Encore!
"- I- Thank you. Thank you very much. - Encore!"
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I wonder if you would like to see some of our other items.
"I wonder if you would like to see some of our other items."
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