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Clips from Tropic Thunder

Movies 2008 107 min ★ 7.1/10 (500,209 ratings) 1,781 clips
Comedy Action War

Credits

The wettest pussy, hell, yeah I love the pussy, hell, yeah
"The wettest pussy, hell, yeah I love the pussy, hell, yeah"
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Alpa Chino got that pussy control
"Alpa Chino got that pussy control"
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In 2013, when the Earth's rotation came to a halt…
"In 2013, when the Earth's rotation came to a halt…"
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The President has declared all of North America a disaster area.
"The President has declared all of North America a disaster area."
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I call on my fellow Americans to come together…
"I call on my fellow Americans to come together…"
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is about to make a difference again.
"is about to make a difference again."
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Only this time, it's different.
"Only this time, it's different."
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Will there be anything else?
"Will there be anything else?"
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Yes, my dear man. More beans.
"Yes, my dear man. More beans."
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This summer, America's favorite obese family is back.
"This summer, America's favorite obese family is back."
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Gross!
"Gross!"
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–You're just mad 'cause I'm skinny. –Am not!
"–You're just mad 'cause I'm skinny. –Am not!"
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Jeff Portnoy.
"Jeff Portnoy."
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In some countries,
"In some countries,"
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it's considered a compliment.
"it's considered a compliment."
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Letting loose this summer.
"Letting loose this summer."
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In a time where to be different was to be condemned,
"In a time where to be different was to be condemned,"
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one man chose to question his God.
"one man chose to question his God."
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From Fox Searchlight,
"From Fox Searchlight,"
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five-time Academy Award winner Kirk Lazarus
"five-time Academy Award winner Kirk Lazarus"
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and MTV Movie Award Best Kiss winner Tobey Maguire.
"and MTV Movie Award Best Kiss winner Tobey Maguire."
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In the winter of 1969,
"In the winter of 1969,"
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an elite force of the U.S. army
"an elite force of the U.S. army"
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was sent on a top-secret assignment in southeast Vietnam.
"was sent on a top-secret assignment in southeast Vietnam."
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The objective, rescue Sergeant Four Leaf Tayback
"The objective, rescue Sergeant Four Leaf Tayback"
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from a heavily guarded NVA Prison Camp.
"from a heavily guarded NVA Prison Camp."
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The mission was considered to be near suicide.
"The mission was considered to be near suicide."
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Of those four, three wrote books about what happened.
"Of those four, three wrote books about what happened."
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Of those three, two were published.
"Of those three, two were published."
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Of those two, just one got a movie deal.
"Of those two, just one got a movie deal."
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This is the story of the men who attempted to make that movie.
"This is the story of the men who attempted to make that movie."
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Whiskey Fire Old Snake requests an LZ prep
"Whiskey Fire Old Snake requests an LZ prep"
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at Alpha-Delta-two-four-eight-niner, over.
"at Alpha-Delta-two-four-eight-niner, over."
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All right, lead's going in. Give her some cover.
"All right, lead's going in. Give her some cover."
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Lay that shit down!
"Lay that shit down!"
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Come on!
"Come on!"
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Put some pep in your step, Dick! Jelly-ass bitch!
"Put some pep in your step, Dick! Jelly-ass bitch!"
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Wall-Eye, Wall-Eye, this is Boomer One-Seven in the Zee!
"Wall-Eye, Wall-Eye, this is Boomer One-Seven in the Zee!"
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Listen, you cherry fuck,
"Listen, you cherry fuck,"
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I'd do it myself but I'm kind of goddamn busy!
"I'd do it myself but I'm kind of goddamn busy!"
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Wall-Eye, Wall-Eye!
"Wall-Eye, Wall-Eye!"
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We got beaucoup zips in the zee.
"We got beaucoup zips in the zee."
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Motown, get your Detroit jukebox Jheri curl ass
"Motown, get your Detroit jukebox Jheri curl ass"
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in this chickenshit chop-chop! ASAFP!
"in this chickenshit chop-chop! ASAFP!"
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That's just how Brooks got his Jew ass killed, man.
"That's just how Brooks got his Jew ass killed, man."
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And Meatball's dago ass bought the six-by-three farm.
"And Meatball's dago ass bought the six-by-three farm."
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Come on, get down, get down!
"Come on, get down, get down!"
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What am I looking at? What is this?
"What am I looking at? What is this?"
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You get out of that hole!
"You get out of that hole!"
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Survive!
"Survive!"
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I hope y'all like hamburger meat.
"I hope y'all like hamburger meat."
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'Cause that's exactly what I'm gonna be bringing back
"'Cause that's exactly what I'm gonna be bringing back"
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Watch my right!
"Watch my right!"
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Take us over to those men! Shit!
"Take us over to those men! Shit!"
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Instead of using them sticks to
"Instead of using them sticks to"
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I'll never know.
"I'll never know."
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I got something to say.
"I got something to say."
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Oh, boy.
"Oh, boy."
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When we get back to the world,
"When we get back to the world,"
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we gonna put together that three-piece combo band we talked about?
"we gonna put together that three-piece combo band we talked about?"
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–Me on stand-up bass. –Johnny on drums.
"–Me on stand-up bass. –Johnny on drums."
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And me tickling the ivories.
"And me tickling the ivories."
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but I want you to know something.
"but I want you to know something."
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You are my…
"You are my…"
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I am your brother.
"I am your brother."
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I'm sorry. Could we cut?
"I'm sorry. Could we cut?"
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Hey, what's going on? For real, my butt is hurting!
"Hey, what's going on? For real, my butt is hurting!"
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–Damien, are we cutting? –No! No! Still rolling!
"–Damien, are we cutting? –No! No! Still rolling!"
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Mr Cockburn! Are we cutting, sir?
"Mr Cockburn! Are we cutting, sir?"
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Damien, what's the dealy, dude?
"Damien, what's the dealy, dude?"
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Are we gonna blow this tree line or what?
"Are we gonna blow this tree line or what?"
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Tuk Tuk and Kim got the blue balls here.
"Tuk Tuk and Kim got the blue balls here."
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I'm gonna let them squirt if we're a go!
"I'm gonna let them squirt if we're a go!"
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–Play it through. Still rolling! –Dieter, can he hear me?
"–Play it through. Still rolling! –Dieter, can he hear me?"
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I need some dudes up here who speak American, God damn it!
"I need some dudes up here who speak American, God damn it!"
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He's making a fucking sweater back here.
"He's making a fucking sweater back here."
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I'm trying to put Tiger Balm on this jungle's nuts.
"I'm trying to put Tiger Balm on this jungle's nuts."
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Everyone, please shut up.
"Everyone, please shut up."
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And go!
"And go!"
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Let's do it. You feel it? You feel me?
"Let's do it. You feel it? You feel me?"
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–You are my… –I am your brother.
"–You are my… –I am your brother."
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Are you seeing that?
"Are you seeing that?"
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Donny! What's up, man?
"Donny! What's up, man?"
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It's been there the whole show.
"It's been there the whole show."
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Yeah, well it's right in my face,
"Yeah, well it's right in my face,"
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I'm staring at a frog, I'm trying to feel…
"I'm staring at a frog, I'm trying to feel…"
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It's always the yellow frog that brings them black frog on Fridays, man.
"It's always the yellow frog that brings them black frog on Fridays, man."
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Hell, no, I didn't pee on that girl.
"Hell, no, I didn't pee on that girl."
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No, I didn't pee on her, listen, listen, listen, listen. No, no.
"No, I didn't pee on her, listen, listen, listen, listen. No, no."
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What the fuck is going on here?
"What the fuck is going on here?"
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On three, baby. One, two, breathe.
"On three, baby. One, two, breathe."
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–No countdown? –No countdown.
"–No countdown? –No countdown."
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–Okay. –Can we just do it off of “Action”?
"–Okay. –Can we just do it off of “Action”?"
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Just… In your own time.
"Just… In your own time."
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–Good… –I'm not a rocket ship, okay?
"–Good… –I'm not a rocket ship, okay?"
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–All right, dude. –And action!
"–All right, dude. –And action!"
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Whatever floats your boat, baby. Fuck! Don't die!
"Whatever floats your boat, baby. Fuck! Don't die!"
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Erika, get me a VitaminWater!
"Erika, get me a VitaminWater!"
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You know what it is, Damien? I'm sorry.
"You know what it is, Damien? I'm sorry."
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Not to get into his thing, but if I'm crying, should Osiris be crying, too?
"Not to get into his thing, but if I'm crying, should Osiris be crying, too?"
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–No, it's everyone cry… –We cutting or we crying?
"–No, it's everyone cry… –We cutting or we crying?"
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–No, no, no, we're crying! –Just call it, man!
"–No, no, no, we're crying! –Just call it, man!"
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–Kirk, you can cry. Tugg, you can cry. –Thanks!
"–Kirk, you can cry. Tugg, you can cry. –Thanks!"
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–You see how agitated he is now? –I know.
"–You see how agitated he is now? –I know."
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–Let's make lemonade. Let's go to work. –Okay. Still rolling!
"–Let's make lemonade. Let's go to work. –Okay. Still rolling!"
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This is Falcon One. We have the ridge in sight, approximately two miles out.
"This is Falcon One. We have the ridge in sight, approximately two miles out."
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They got about 200 pounds of shit your pants.
"They got about 200 pounds of shit your pants."
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I need to know if we're ready to go.
"I need to know if we're ready to go."
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–You're my… You're my… –I am your…
"–You're my… You're my… –I am your…"
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See, that's what I think it is, Damien. I think it's the line.
"See, that's what I think it is, Damien. I think it's the line."
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So now we in re-writes, right?
"So now we in re-writes, right?"
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–Where you going? –Let's re-write it!
"–Where you going? –Let's re-write it!"
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Action Jackson can't cry. That's what's going down.
"Action Jackson can't cry. That's what's going down."
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You know what, Kirk? I'm ready to do the scene!
"You know what, Kirk? I'm ready to do the scene!"
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What scene? The scene is about emotionality. Where is it?
"What scene? The scene is about emotionality. Where is it?"
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–Now it's time to flip the script! –Kirk…
"–Now it's time to flip the script! –Kirk…"
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Be here till Chinese New Year waiting for my man to cry.
"Be here till Chinese New Year waiting for my man to cry."
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You're tangling me, you're fucking tangling me.
"You're tangling me, you're fucking tangling me."
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I'm going potty. You want to hold my dick?
"I'm going potty. You want to hold my dick?"
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Shit! What are you fucking both doing, Good Lord!
"Shit! What are you fucking both doing, Good Lord!"
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