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Clips from King of the Hill - Tankin' It to the Streets (S06E06)

"Maybe I still have a silver tongue underneath all the plaque."
King of the Hill
"We were told the war games would be limited to the base."
King of the Hill
"I am a sergeant in the United States Army..."
King of the Hill
"and you are impeding a military operation."
King of the Hill
"-What are you looking at? -Nothing, Sergeant."
King of the Hill
"You just seem a little out of uniform."
King of the Hill
"Have you ever driven an Abrams M1A2 tank?"
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"-No, sir. -Do you have any idea..."
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"how hot it gets inside that heavily armored fighting machine?"
King of the Hill
"Now, I suggest you get back inside that black-and-white..."
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"and forget everything you've seen here. Do I make myself clear?"
King of the Hill
"-Yes, sir! -All right, move out!"
King of the Hill
"And you! I'm gonna need your name and phone number."
King of the Hill
"I'm also gonna need you to keep Saturday night open..."
King of the Hill
"because I'm taking you dancing."
King of the Hill
"Sir, yes, sir."
King of the Hill
"Yeah, as soon as we drop this baby off, my life enters chapter two."
King of the Hill
"The good years."
King of the Hill
"[missile whizzing]"
King of the Hill
"[exclaims]"
King of the Hill
"By the looks of all these tanks being blown up..."
King of the Hill
"I'd say we're on the target range for the war games."
King of the Hill
"Stop! We're in here."
King of the Hill
"[exclaiming]"
King of the Hill
"Don't worry. My years of military training will take over."
King of the Hill
"-Give me a minute. -Choosing life!"
King of the Hill
"Bill, you spent 20 years on this base. How do we get off this dang target range?"
King of the Hill
"The Army destroyed all his brain cells with their deadly placebo drug."
King of the Hill
"-What did you say? -lgnoranus! It means ""stupid,"" you moron!"
King of the Hill
"-Dale, you said ""placebo."" -Yeah. I read it in Bill's file."
King of the Hill
"Dale, you're the moron."
King of the Hill
"A placebo's a fake drug. They shot Bill full of sugar water."
King of the Hill
"Sugar water?"
King of the Hill
"They didn't think I was even worthy enough to be a guinea pig?"
King of the Hill
"Quit pouting, Bill. It means the government never tested on you."
King of the Hill
"Uh-uh. It means everything is my fault."
King of the Hill
"The fat, the fur, and all those other things I didn't even know were wrong with me..."
King of the Hill
"until my friends told me."
King of the Hill
"[weeping]"
King of the Hill
"They're getting close."
King of the Hill
"I might have popped the trunk."
King of the Hill
"Hey, should those target tanks be firing live ammo?"
King of the Hill
"-Let's see if we can hit it. -Let's do it."
King of the Hill
"[crashing]"
King of the Hill
"You idiot! Now they're shooting right at us!"
King of the Hill
"And leave you here to get blown up? No way."
King of the Hill
"Don't worry about me."
King of the Hill
"I'll use my boxer shorts to tie down the accelerator..."
King of the Hill
"Now, move! Move! Do you hear me?"
King of the Hill
"Two scoops vanilla, one half-palmful of jimmies..."
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"three medium-sized pecan bits..."
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"Exactly 8.4 ounces."
King of the Hill
"Wrong. Wait, you're right."
King of the Hill
"Come on, Bobby. There's free ice cream."
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"Free at last, free at last!"
King of the Hill
"We'll be safe from the shells under the branches and leaves."
King of the Hill
"Great job, Bill! Now, come on, get out of there."
King of the Hill
"[singing "Freebird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd]"
King of the Hill
"Target bearing 408 and closing."
King of the Hill
"Fire in the hole!"
King of the Hill
"He's gone."
King of the Hill
"[sobbing] Dang old Bill, man."
King of the Hill
"[sighs]"
King of the Hill
"The last thing I told him was he had bad breath."
King of the Hill
"I wish I would have told him that he was a brave man..."
King of the Hill
"I'm gonna miss him."
King of the Hill
"[Bill sobbing]"
King of the Hill
"You made it out in time."
King of the Hill
"Somehow I got blowed out by the explosion."
King of the Hill
"That hurt."
King of the Hill
"Hey, look, my carpal tunnel is gone."
King of the Hill
"[exclaims] That is gross."
King of the Hill
"I heard what you guys said, though."
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"That I was brave and honest and a good friend."
King of the Hill
"Sir, you have the honor of being my first lefty haircut."
King of the Hill
"and you totally obliterated one of my sideburns."
King of the Hill
"But, on the plus side..."
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"I must say your breath is unusually minty and inoffensive."
King of the Hill
"Well, carry on, Sergeant."
King of the Hill
"[whistling]"
King of the Hill
"(Dale) Cookies,"
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"[helicopter whirring]"
King of the Hill
"It's kind of like our team bus."
King of the Hill
"[cackling] Maybe I keep garage in SUV."
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"I'm not getting any ice cream."
King of the Hill
"Yeah, with all due respect, we're talking about blowing things up..."
King of the Hill
"stationed in Alaska and able to withstand frigid temperatures."
King of the Hill
"if and when the Communists came over the polar ice cap."
King of the Hill
"15.5 ounces."
King of the Hill
"[mockingly] Oh, I am so impressed."
King of the Hill
"Peggy, I'm going to return the tank."
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"[vomiting]"
King of the Hill
"The rest is a mélaige of urine, feces..."
King of the Hill
"I had the body of ai all-city offeisive liiemai,,,"
King of the Hill
"Aid thei they started giviig me my super vitamii shots,"
King of the Hill
"Now look at me."
King of the Hill
"But the good news is, it's not your fault."
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"Yes!"
King of the Hill
"-Hi. Would you like to guess the-- -Save your spiel for the rookies."
King of the Hill
"I always knew I'd be a great tank driver."
King of the Hill
"I'm proud of me, too."
King of the Hill
"That's good news for you and the taxpayers."
King of the Hill
"Winner."
King of the Hill
"Bill was a good friend. He gave his life to save ours."
King of the Hill
"Sir, I'm brushing every day now, sir."
King of the Hill
"Almost done."
King of the Hill
"honest, sweet..."
King of the Hill
"So, how are the war games treating you, Corporal?"
King of the Hill
"[oven timer rings]"
King of the Hill
"Do you still think that now that I'm not dead?"
King of the Hill
"Dang it, fella, I'm proud of you."
King of the Hill
"Let's go! Run for the woods!"
King of the Hill
"The government does have a form for exactly this type of request."
King of the Hill
"Oh, yeah, I had the coifideice of a mai with a washboard stomach,,,"
King of the Hill
"I think it's made by Pfizer."
King of the Hill
"The fishing rod was just bait."
King of the Hill
"-We have a winner. -I'm sorry. We have a what?"
King of the Hill
"[helicopter whirring]"
King of the Hill
"I'll have you know I was right."
King of the Hill
"[grunts]"
King of the Hill
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