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Clips from Scrubs - My Dirty Secret (S03E03)

TV Series 2001 Season 3, Episode 9 21 min ★ 8.2/10 (14,105 ratings) 313 clips

Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
My First Day 1 1
My Mentor 1 2
My Best Friend's Mistake 1 3
My Old Lady 1 4
My Two Dads 1 5
My Bad 1 6
My Super Ego 1 7
My Fifteen Minutes 1 8
My Day Off 1 9
My Nickname 1 10
My Own Personal Jesus 1 11
My Blind Date 1 12
My Balancing Act 1 13
My Drug Buddy 1 14
My Bed Banter & Beyond 1 15
My Heavy Meddle 1 16
My Student 1 17
My Tuscaloosa Heart 1 18
My Old Man 1 19
My Way or the Highway 1 20
My Sacrificial Clam 1 21
My Occurrence 1 22
My Hero 1 23
My Last Day 1 24
My Overkill 2 1
My Nightingale 2 2
My Case Study 2 3
My Big Mouth 2 4
My New Coat 2 5
My Big Brother 2 6
My First Step 2 7
My Fruit Cups 2 8
My Lucky Day 2 9
My Monster 2 10
My Sex Buddy 2 11
My New Old Friend 2 12
My Philosophy 2 13
My Brother, My Keeper 2 14
His Story 2 15
My Karma 2 16
My Own Private Practice Guy 2 17
My Kingdom 2 19
My Interpretation 2 20
My Drama Queen 2 21
My Dream Job 2 22
My Journey 3 2
My White Whale 3 3
My Lucky Night 3 4
My Brother, Where Art Thou? 3 5
My Fifteen Seconds 3 7
My Friend the Doctor 3 8
My Dirty Secret 3 9
My Rule of Thumb 3 10
My Clean Break 3 11
My Catalyst 3 12
My Porcelain God 3 13
My Screwup 3 14
My Tormented Mentor 3 15
My Butterfly 3 16
My Moment of Un-Truth 3 17
His Story II 3 18
My Choosiest Choice of All 3 19
My Fault 3 20
My Self-Examination 3 21
My Best Friend's Wedding 3 22
My Old Friend's New Friend 4 1
My Office 4 2
My New Game 4 3
My First Kill 4 4
Her Story 4 5
My Cake 4 6
My Common Enemy 4 7
My Last Chance 4 8
My Malpractical Decision 4 9
My Female Trouble 4 10
My Unicorn 4 11
My Best Moment 4 12
My Ocardial Infarction 4 13
My Lucky Charm 4 14
My Hypocritical Oath 4 15
My Quarantine 4 16
My Life in Four Cameras 4 17
My Roommates 4 18
My Best Laid Plans 4 19
My Boss's Free Haircut 4 20
My Lips Are Sealed 4 21
My Big Move 4 22
My Faith in Humanity 4 23
My Drive By 4 24
Title Season Episode
My Changing Ways 4 25
My Intern's Eyes 5 1
My Rite of Passage 5 2
My Day at the Races 5 3
My Jiggly Ball 5 4
My New God 5 5
My Missed Perception 5 6
My Way Home 5 7
My Big Bird 5 8
My Half-Acre 5 9
Her Story II 5 10
My Buddy's Booty 5 11
My Cabbage 5 12
My Five Stages 5 13
My Own Personal Hell 5 14
My Extra Mile 5 15
My Bright Idea 5 16
My Chopped Liver 5 17
My New Suit 5 18
His Story III 5 19
My Lunch 5 20
My Fallen Idol 5 21
My Deja Vu, My Deja Vu 5 22
My Urologist 5 23
My Transition 5 24
My Mirror Image 6 1
My Best Friend's Baby's Baby and My Baby's Baby 6 2
My Coffee 6 3
My House 6 4
My Friend with Money 6 5
My Musical 6 6
His Story IV 6 7
My Road to Nowhere 6 8
My Perspective 6 9
My Therapeutic Month 6 10
My Night to Remember 6 11
My Fishbowl 6 12
My Scrubs 6 13
My No Good Reason 6 14
My Long Goodbye 6 15
Their Story 6 17
My Turf War 6 18
My Cold Shower 6 19
My Conventional Wisdom 6 20
My Rabbit 6 21
My Point of No Return 6 22
My Own Worst Enemy 7 1
My Hard Labor 7 2
My Inconvenient Truth 7 3
My Identity Crisis 7 4
My Growing Pains 7 5
My Number One Doctor 7 6
My Bad Too 7 7
My Manhood 7 8
My Dumb Luck 7 9
My Waste of Time 7 10
My Princess 7 11
My Jerks 8 1
My Last Words 8 2
My Saving Grace 8 3
My Happy Place 8 4
My ABC's 8 5
My Cookie Pants 8 6
My New Role 8 7
My Lawyer's in Love 8 8
My Absence 8 9
My Comedy Show 8 10
My Nah Nah Nah 8 11
Their Story II 8 12
My Full Moon 8 13
My Soul on Fire: Part 1 8 14
My Soul on Fire: Part 2 8 15
My Cuz 8 16
My Chief Concern 8 17
My Finale: Part 1 8 18
My Finale: Part 2 8 19
Our First Day of School 9 1
Our Drunk Friend 9 2
Our Role Models 9 3
Our Histories 9 4
Our Mysteries 9 5
Our New Girl-Bro 9 6
Our White Coats 9 7
Our Couples 9 8
Our Stuff Gets Real 9 9
Our True Lies 9 10
Our Dear Leaders 9 11
Our Driving Issues 9 12
Our Thanks 9 13
Good morning, Black Whale.
- No to black, or no to whale? - Just no.
Right.
52? Mrs Cantwell, you don't look a day over 25.
- Dude. - I'm sorry. What's up?
I'm sure you haven't.
It's funny. You've never really satisfied a woman.
Except for Carla. No one makes fun of Carla.
between patients who might die and who will die.
So I don't feel like being judged
Have a great day today.
For God's sake, Catherine, stop making a scene.
I'm sorry, Doctors, but she gets a little emotional.
because of the nude beaches?
Hell, yeah.
So you don't throw around loose trash
Another one bites the dust, huh, sport?
Next contestant. Dr Reid.
Admitted with a COPD exacerbation.
but he did develop a rash on his private area.
- Message from Jordan. - How's it going?
about the time you're setting your hair for work.
Is that a cat being gutted by a fishing knife?
I go ahead and dig in because I do love the lad
So, there you are, superstar. Fix that.
Uptown Girl got me through high school.
not saying a word to each other, do you?
Come here.
I'll have sex with you when you're sleeping.
This is a job for Miss Busybody Smarty-pants.
If by "in my life" you mean "since I got home".
I gotta go to sleep. I'm tired.
what with you being psychotic and all.
Those are, at best, a stall.
Quick pause on the gutter talk. Catherine, hallway.
Penis pump? That sounds awkward.
It doesn't have to be.
End of discussion. I'm not having the surgery.
- This is stupid. - I'm just trying to help.
To have a good time
This is a hospital. Why are you playing that song?
Whatever you're doing, it's not working.
Well, anyway, back to work.
New friend.
but now I'm just gonna get over it at my own pace.
I guess I can be a little bossy.
"Bambi, you do not wanna mess with me right now."
Surgeons, not African-Americans.
Catherine and I don't always communicate well.
It's true.
This is me mature.
- Excuse me. - What?
I wanna have sex, now.
I'll get the condoms.
Sorry.
Wait a minute. Why were you so angry at me?
Hey, idiot. I said idiot and you looked.
Thanks for the SeaWorld tickets, Sean.
So you have family in town or something?
- Hell, no, I'm going to sell these. - OK.
But you know what? It honestly doesn't bother me.
Sean's gonna let me swim with the dolphins.
That's great. I hope they don't maul you.
Relax, Elliot. Dolphins love people.
How'd you get that giant scar on your leg?
Parachute pants. It got caught in the zipper.
You're lying already? I love that.
- Black whale. - You rang?
Mrs Cantwell, just a quick pelvic exam.
No one cares.
I've never heard a woman make sounds like that.
You might wanna double-check with your mum.
Around here we all make fun of each other.
For what?
I run back and forth for 18 hours a day