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Clips from King of the Hill - What Makes Bobby Run? (S05E05)

"So, you're not prancing around the garage at all. You're training."
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"some kind of boffo gimmick to set me apart."
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"Dad, you would build me a prop?"
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"I'll give him this, he is flexible."
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"This is really heating up."
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"Would you like Arlen, Fight, Fight, Fight? or..."
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"We are the Landry Men, Fight, Fight, Fight?"
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"Thank you, sir, but I brought my own tape."
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"Fine."
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"Please, hold your applause."
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"Hey!"
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"I'm talking on it right now. Yeah."
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"All right. Talk to you later. Bye."
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"Way to go, Bobby. That's great!"
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"Way to go, Bobby. That's great!"
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"This calls for a special dinner."
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"I'm gonna go tell your mother to make us a special dinner."
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"No. "Whupping" as in "the big beat down," as in "half-time hammering"..."
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"as in the "McMaynerbury mascot massacre," as in--"
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"Whenever Arlen is winning, it's a tradition for the McMaynerbury band..."
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"to charge the Longhorn and give him a pounding!"
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"Did your dad used to like scoring the touchdown that got Dub Taylor pounded."
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"Really?"
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"- Yeah, that never happens. - McMaynerbury."
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"That goes in my big book of "So theres.""
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"I'm a lover, not a... I'm not even a lover."
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"Then wheel that costume back down to Grandy's office..."
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"and tell him to find himself another punching bag."
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"Woman, I can't get out of this."
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"I do. All the time. I hate that violin."
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"The Longhorn is safe, for now."
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"- McMayner! - McMayner!"
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"- You better get ready for a whupping. - Oh, yeah, totally."
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"One more Arlen touchdown, your boy gonna be pinata for marching band!"
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"No one, that's who."
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"Quarterback sneak. Caught them with their pants down!"
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"It's all good."
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"Hank, tell me what's going on. I can't watch."
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"- He's history. - Yeah."
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"BOY: Bobby Hill, get back here!"
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"Wait. No. This is some kind of comedy bit."
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"He's gonna turn around any second."
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"Maybe he's just going to the car to get a..."
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"He's gone."
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"God, I needed to use the restroom..."
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"but I couldn't face the guys at the trough."
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"There he is."
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"Whether people were booing or cheering, you got a reaction."
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"What's he gonna do for the big game against Belton?"
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"[imitating a chicken]"
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"Well, at least they toned it down."
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"I won't take your class picture out of the yearbook."
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"Bobby, I'm gonna need you to turn in your keys and your horns."
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"Longhorns!"
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"what you did at the game was the most shameful act of cowardice I've ever seen."
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"I was born to wear the horns. You can't take them away from me."
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"I've got a plan. A great plan. And it's gonna work."
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"Hang on."
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"Mr. Gribble, what would you say if I told you..."
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"I am gonna steal the Belton armadillo tonight?"
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"I need someone who knows alarms."
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"That middle school is impregnable. Cannot be pregnated."
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"Except by me. But I don't come cheap."
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"I don't have a lot of money."
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"Fine. I'll come cheap. You got $5?"
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"- Do you need any help? - With what?"
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"It just seems that every time that Julia Roberts is on TV..."
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"Remember, you're the mascot, not the place-kicker."
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"Hey, Dad. I was thinking..."
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"maybe you want to invite Dub Taylor to the game."
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"Dub Taylor? Are you sure?"
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"There's four kids in there. And tough ones, too."
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"to make them fall asleep?"
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"I do. But the amount of poison that can put four kids to sleep..."
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"might also kill an armadillo."
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"And the kids might not wake up."
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"Well, how are we gonna get the dillo away from four kids?"
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"But I didn't... Nobody said anything about--"
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"Oil slick?"
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"Piece of string?"
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"BOY: Who's that? Bobby Hill? Come on, guys. We had better go."
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"Guess who's got your cellphone?"
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"Mr. Gribble, help!"
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"They're breaking down the door!"
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"Or, you can stay and take the beating you missed out on."
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"Peanuts! Get your peanuts!"
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"I think I see Bobby. l..."
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"Wait. No. That's a smudge on my glasses."
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"Over here. You old son of a gun, how was the drive?"
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"This stinking crowd is dead! What is this? Guldang Wimbledon?"
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"[Chanting] Here we go, Longhorns. Here we go!"
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"That's right."
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"- You got any face paint? - Peggy's got lipstick."
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"Oh, my God! It's Peggy Platter from West Arlen."
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"That's impossible. Bobby was sleeping over at Keegan Evans' house."
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"We were trying to steal the Belton armadillo, and long story short..."
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"you raised a coward."
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"Wait. You were with him?"
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"Where is he? Where's my baby boy?"
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"He probably spent the night at Denny's."
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"I drove all the way from Pensacola for this?"
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"I came here for a football game, not a soap opera!"
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"Hey, Landry losers! Where's your Longhorn?"
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"MAN: Our mascot sucks!"
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"That's it!"
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"Let's get out of here before Dub gets back."
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"If anyone yells, "There's Bobby Hill's parents"..."
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"just start to look around, saying, "Where?""
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"Can't touch this! B-E-L-T-O-N."
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"Go, Belton!"
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"There you are!"
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"All right, kid. Step slowly towards me..."
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"and surrender Mister Crackers."
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"Bobby?"
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"Bobby's got Mister Crackers!"
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"Bite its face off!"
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"Get him!"
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"You can't get this!"
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"Hey, Bobby Hill!"
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