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Clips from Frasier - Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast (S01E01)

"Does she play Canasta?"
Frasier
"Thanks, boys."
Frasier
"(Frasier) Morning, Daphne."
Frasier
"I've never been to experimental theatre before."
Frasier
"What did it mean when the naked man came in carrying the suitcase?"
Frasier
"Well, I think it meant that he packed too much."
Frasier
"I'm sure your father was glad to have us out."
Frasier
"We have eggs and bangers, or sausages,"
Frasier
"and a batch of Grammy Moon's famous sticky buns."
Frasier
"Grammy used to add a pint of rum to the recipe"
Frasier
"I'd go to her house and find her out in the garden in a wedding dress"
Frasier
"face down in the birdbath."
Frasier
"So...how was your date last night?"
Frasier
"It feels strange, a son asking his father how his date was last night..."
Frasier
"Elaine, this is Daphne, my son Frasier. This is Elaine Morris."
Frasier
"- Yes, hello. - It's a pleasure to meet you."
Frasier
"I mean for dinner."
Frasier
"Well, I certainly enjoyed it. But I should be going."
Frasier
"No, you should at least stay for breakfast."
Frasier
"I could stay for coffee."
Frasier
"(Frasier) Splendid, splendid."
Frasier
"What did you two kids do last night?"
Frasier
"Not that you were bored...or excited. Well..."
Frasier
"Not that I'd know anything or should, but... Warm buns, Elaine."
Frasier
"Here, I'll have one. Mmm... Warm."
Frasier
"- Let's go sit at the table. - OK."
Frasier
"Frasier, I love your show. My friends and I listen to it almost every day."
Frasier
"- Elaine's a buyer at Bon Marché. - I do a great deal of shopping there."
Frasier
"I bought the comforter on Dad's bed. I suppose you noticed that. Well..."
Frasier
"I don't know if you had the lights on or... I don't know how you like it."
Frasier
"It was nice meeting you, Daphne, and, uh, Frasier."
Frasier
"- Thanks for a lovely evening, Martin. - I'll call you later."
Frasier
"You couldn't have served bacon?"
Frasier
"Me? The way you were carrying on"
Frasier
"we can be thankful I didn't make toad in the hole."
Frasier
"You handled that smoothly, Dr Crane."
Frasier
"But I really didn't think it was going to happen."
Frasier
"Pretty glad it did."
Frasier
"- So you like Elaine? - I like Elaine."
Frasier
"- So, Dad...? - Yeah, yeah."
Frasier
"All right!"
Frasier
"- Lock up your daughters! - Yeah, OK."
Frasier
"- Oh, come on, you old... - Frasier, don't push it!"
Frasier
"We have Marianne on line 4, she's concerned about her daughter."
Frasier
"Hello, Marianne. I'm listening."
Frasier
"Well, as we try to forget the image that summons up..."
Frasier
"...how can I help you?"
Frasier
"'My 22-year-old arrived home for a visit with her boyfriend."
Frasier
"'l insisted they sleep in separate bedrooms."
Frasier
"'She got furious. She's been upset with me all week. Am I out of line here?'"
Frasier
"- In your house you make up the rules. - 'Thank you.'"
Frasier
"But isn't there something else here?"
Frasier
"Perhaps you find it hard to think of your daughter as an adult."
Frasier
"We all freeze people in roles with which we are most comfortable,"
Frasier
"especially when it comes to that old bugaboo, sex."
Frasier
"My 63-year-old father"
Frasier
"moved in with me and this morning, over coffee,"
Frasier
"I discovered he had spent the night with a delightful creature named Elaine."
Frasier
"It completely unnerved me as I had never thought of my father"
Frasier
"as a man with normal sexual urges."
Frasier
"To me, he was always just "Dad". Well, that's absurd."
Frasier
"What I'm driving at is that sexuality"
Frasier
"is a healthy part of adulthood at any age."
Frasier
"- That was a good show. - Thank you."
Frasier
"- Hi, Dr Crane. Hi, Roz. - Hi, Noel."
Frasier
"- I had a great time last night. - Me, too."
Frasier
"I made you this spice rack."
Frasier
"I specially treated the back for easy wall adhesion."
Frasier
"That was very thoughtful of you, Noel."
Frasier
"Oh, look, there's a place for cumin. Most people overlook that."
Frasier
"Why would he say it on the radio?"
Frasier
"When you get angry, your ears turn red."
Frasier
"- I seem to have cleared the room. - I want to talk to you, mister."
Frasier
"And take me out behind the woodshed?"
Frasier
"Why were you talking about my personal life on your programme?"
Frasier
"It was flattering."
Frasier
"Yeah, telling Seattle about me shacking up with a neighbour."
Frasier
"What for? Simply because of a harmless remark?"
Frasier
"People of our generation think that sex is a private thing."
Frasier
"That's a healthy way of looking at it."
Frasier
"Sex is something between you and the person you're doing it to!"
Frasier
"She spends the night. Next, it's being broadcast all over Seattle."
Frasier
"I mean, her friends heard it and called her."
Frasier
"- I'm sorry. - Your sympathy touches me (!)"
Frasier
"I'll be in my room holding my breath."
Frasier
"I said I'd take care of it."
Frasier
"'But I hate my voice in my head, too."
Frasier
"'You can't get away from your own voice."
Frasier
"'l tried not listening to myself when I talk,"
Frasier
"'l had to call a neighbour in to do the message on my answering machine."
Frasier
"'Not that I get a lot of calls, anyway. Go figure."
Frasier
"'Any advice, Dr Crane?'"
Frasier
"Just go on with what you're doing and everything should turn out all right."
Frasier
"Oh, I'd like to end today's show on something of a personal note."
Frasier
"I'm talking to one person in my audience."
Frasier
"Elaine."
Frasier
"You wouldn't answer my phone calls, so I hope you're listening."
Frasier
"I took something private and made it public."
Frasier
"Then I promise I'll never do it again."
Frasier
"The saddest thing is, Elaine, Dad is paying for my mistake."
Frasier
"Martin cares for you and he misses you very much."
Frasier
"More than anything, he'd like to be back together with you."
Frasier
"to come to my place tonight at 8:00 for dinner..."
Frasier
"This is KACL-780AM, talk radio,"
Frasier
"(Frasier) ♪ Moon river... ♪"
Frasier
"I've been sending Elaine psychic messages."
Frasier
"You can transmit? I thought you were just a receiver."
Frasier
"You know: "Elaine in 1410, come to dinner, come to dinner.""
Frasier
"That's very charming, but Elaine is in 1412."
Frasier
"Who am I kidding? She won't show up."
Frasier
"(Doorbell)"
Frasier
"Let's skip the first course, which is crow,"
Frasier
"and start with the hors d'Å"uvres."
Frasier
"Just answer the door."
Frasier
"Is this the Crane residence?"
Frasier
"- Yes, it is. - We've been here for 15 minutes."
Frasier
"We heard your show, so romantic! We all have our fingers crossed."
Frasier
"this is Norman, these other people I don't know."
Frasier
"Nice to see you all."
Frasier
"Tony, shouldn't you be watching the door?"
Frasier
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