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Clips from American Dad! - Return of the Bling (S05E05)

"I always thought I'd end up selling you for meth."
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"Excuse me. I need to use the restroom before we land."
American Dad!
"Uh-uh, I don't want you to take the medal in there. I know you don't wash your hands."
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"You don't have to every single time."
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"I'm surprised at Roger's attitude."
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"I was too. I think he genuinely feels bad about this whole thing."
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"He can't ever totally make up for what he did, but it seems like he wants to try."
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"He finally seems to understand the difference between right and wrong."
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"[Screaming]"
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"[Stan] Roger!"
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"Roger?"
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"Roger, where are you?"
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"We have to push on if we're gonna make it to the I.O.C."
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"Reagan wants me to return the medal, and that's what we're going to do."
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"- But Roger? - If he survived, he'll meet us there."
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"If he didn't, he'd still want us to make things right."
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"Shouldn't we spend at least two minutes looking for him?"
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"The Smithses takes the Precious from us."
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"Oh, what a beautiful "ringses.""
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"Wait, this turns people invisible?"
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"Who needs to be invisible in the middle of nowhere?"
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"Where were you when I farted at Danny's wedding?"
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"- ## [Continues] - You having a good time?"
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"You enjoy that funnel cake I got you?"
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"So I'm trying to give up soda."
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"It is hard! My Lord, it is hard!"
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"Reginald, it's okay. Just let it go."
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"Check your skank, tiny marsupial!"
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"Hold my chain."
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"[Grunts]"
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"- Say you're sorry to the lady. - I'm sorry."
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"I'm sorry!"
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"- Whoo! - All right!"
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"# Cute as a button #"
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"He plans to destroy our Precious."
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"Okay, first of all, say it, don't spray it. Second, I agree with you."
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"We must kills master and gets the Precious back."
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"We leads them through the tunnel to the Jugendherberger."
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"She likes to drink the nectar."
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"[Sinister Laugh]"
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"What happened to your hair?"
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"What? Nothing. It burned off in the crash."
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"I like it. You like it?"
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"Hey, how crazy was that plane crash, huh?"
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"- Luckily no one died but the pilot. - What happened to you?"
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"Well, landed in a tree, was impaled on a branch..."
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"pulled it out, turned it into my walking stick..."
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"very proud of that- lost it- devastated- and here we are."
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"Luckily, I know this mountain from all my I.O.C. ski trips."
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"In fact, I know a shortcut to the top."
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"They goes up but they won't comes back down."
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"[Steve] What did you say?"
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"I asked if you wanted to buy some weed."
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"I said it in a weird voice so your dad wouldn't hear."
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"But now he did, so you blew the deal."
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"It was good weed, Steveses."
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"It's just through here."
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"- Roger? - [Roger Laughing]"
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"- Something's not right. - [Rhythmic Thumping]"
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"[Rhythmic Thumping Continues]"
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"It's coming from up there."
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"They'll never escape her clutches."
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"- ##[Dance] - [Chattering]"
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"- Where are we? - The youth hostel, silly."
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"Yes, we are dancing! Wonderful!"
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"I am Olga. Welcome to my Jugendherberge."
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"I will make you drink so much you will never want to leave this place."
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"- [Glass Shatters] - Ohh."
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"Und now hachenscherflaggenschlager."
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"[Groans]"
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"The Precious is mine! Mine! [Laughing]"
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"He... betrayed me."
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"It's over. He's won."
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"[Gasps] Circa 1980 Ronald Reagan!"
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"You must take the medal to the I.O. C..."
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"and destroy it by throwing it into the Olympic torch."
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"I won't let you down."
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"Wow, look at me talking to my hero."
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"This could not possibly get any better."
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"Oh, no? How about sharing a Nathan's hot dog with the Gipper?"
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"When I wake up, there better not be a wang slapping me in the face."
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"##[Dance]"
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"Uhh!"
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"Get up! The time for beer bongs is now!"
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"- [Grunts] - [Laughing]"
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"You're gonna get what you deserve!"
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"Where do they keep the British tourist girls?"
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"[Snarling]"
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"Look, girls, a present!"
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"- Whoo! - Ahh!"
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"and puts it in the spaghetti to try to get us a free meal."
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"You know what the problem is? You're dating a boy."
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"Well, it's late. I better head home."
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"I had a great time tonight."
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"- Mmm. - Whoa, girl! That's the cognac talking."
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"I'm all up in your head right now."
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"You're a little bit excited. You saw Reggie get a little loose today."
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"- I know what I'm doing. - Hayley, I'm seeing someone."
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"Oh! Y-You never mentioned that."
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"Well, I didn't think it was relevant. We were hanging out as friends."
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"Look, do I know if it's gonna work out with my lady friend?"
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"If I didn't, I'd be just like those boys you run around with down at the school yard."
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"Wow! That's really honorable. She's a lucky lady."
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"I sleep with my door unlocked and this just happened."
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"Whoo! She got the drop on old Reggie."
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"Caught those full in the face."
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"Those were guns, Reggie'd be dead."
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"No! Precious is mine!"
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"No!"
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"[Laughing]"
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"It's a fan blowing luminescent plastic strips."
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"Sir, brace yourself."
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"I have some sad and shocking information..."
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"I have discovered that one of the players was on steroids."
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"Which is why I brought this back to you."
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"We didn't earn it and we don't deserve it."
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"Yeah, I'm not taking that."
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"- What? - Huh? - Yay!"
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"Listen, man, we're the Winter Olympics. No one gives a crap about us."
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"But Ronald Reagan himself told me to come here and return this."
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