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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Sleeping with the Frenemy (S08E08)

"(through teeth): Could we get you something else, sweetie?"
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"Mm, that's okay, I'll just order in."
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"Do places deliver here, or is the neighborhood too dangerous?"
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"that's gonna happen."
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"LINDA: Okay, every towel's on the floor."
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"for the person, not the thing."
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"Oh, your mom blow-dries your hair?"
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"There are too many tangles!"
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"Use the detangler!"
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"Ugh, what's "detangler"?"
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"Oh, Tina, you don't have to do that."
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"Uh, I assume I'm sleeping here"
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""Oh, you don't have to put cushions down"?"
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"I just thought you could sleep on the floor without cushions."
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"Okay. Um..."
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"Tammy, how's your night-farting?"
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"(farting)"
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"Oh, that's good news. Lin."
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"No, no. I lost lost it."
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"We'll-we'll feel her out a little."
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"Maybe she'll be cool."
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"What? What's up? What do you want?"
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"Hi, I'm just taking a breather."
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"Yeah. How are we gonna get through this Tammy week?"
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"Drink? Alcohol does not solve problems, Miss Missy."
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"It just makes them go away."
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"It's only four more days."
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"I thought I was getting better!"
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"- It's only three and a half more days. - No, enough."
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"We're gonna have a little Tammy-vention."
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"Tammy, can you come out here, please?"
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"Okay, everyone stare at me."
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"So I had to put these on,"
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"- Tammy, we need to talk. - It's okay."
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"- I think I know what this is about. - Oh, good."
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"Being more polite and grateful and helpful."
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"Tammy, we're not a hotel."
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"But not a good one."
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"Right. I-I mean, the point is,"
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"Tammy, in our house, kids help out."
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"You know, work."
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"Work?"
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"Like, where?"
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"So I think you'll like working here. (moaning)"
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"She does get a little grabby at the Christmas party."
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"This isn't happening."
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"mind passing me that ketchup?"
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"- What? - It's the red bottle right there."
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"- I'm sorry, I'm just not... - Right-right by your hand."
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"- Right... - You may even be touching it."
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"- Just put your fing... right behind... - I just... I... I don't..."
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"You just... you're... you're right by it."
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"- I'm g-gonna... I'm gonna do that. - I'm just..."
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"Yeah, I'm gonna go on break."
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"What? Tammy, you haven't done anything yet."
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"(crying): This isn't the spring break"
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"I was supposed to be having."
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"I was supposed to be kissing BFOTs on a boat."
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"Damn it, Tammy, get it together."
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"You've lasted two minutes."
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"This is my life."
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"Ew! (Crying)"
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"(bell jingles)"
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"Hey, hey, hey, restaurant girl."
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"Don't cry. What's wrong?"
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"- I just wanted to take a break. - But..."
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"I'm Brett, I'm picking up an order."
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"Oh, that's coming right up. Did you order one"
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""grandpa style"? I-I don't know what that is."
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"At my private school in Bethesda,"
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"I never get to meet down-to-earth girls"
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"who work in restaurants and really blow their nose."
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"(quietly): Geez, Tina."
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"who works in a restaurant with lots of snot,"
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"Ha. You're different."
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"Me, too."
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"So, same as you."
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"And now I work here."
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"Technically true. I got to allow it."
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"Here's your order."
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"We treat Tammy very well."
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"Because I ordered this to go."
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"I'm gonna go give him a high five."
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"So, you got a fresh molar for me?"
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"I did, Gene, but I got a better offer."
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"Hogarth Haber needed a tooth for a science experiment"
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"where you drop it in soda and see if it dissolves."
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"It dissolved so fast."
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"TAMMY: Okay, so, Brett's a little bit..."
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"- by smooching him. - (phone vibrates)"
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""I'm smelling my burger wrapper and thinking of you.""
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"And I will text back..."
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"Tammy, you have to put words to your feelings."
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"Like the word "shoe"?"
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"Why don't you say, "Hi, Brett. Do you ever think""
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"that shoulders are the butts of the arms?""
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""Hi, uh...""
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"Ugh, you just write it, Tina."
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"- Word it up. (Phone vibrates) - Oh, a reply."
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"- "it would just be a sock?" - (snores, farts)"
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"Oh, my God, there are hundreds."
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""If you could be any kind of furniture, what would it be?"
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"I can't talk like this."
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"How am I gonna get through this date?"
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"Brett thinks I'm this dorky weirdo."
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"It's almost like I need to borrow your weird personality."
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"You've come to the right person."
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"Uh, we didn't come to you at all."
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"Yeah, you just walked in here without knocking."
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"There wasn't time for you guys to figure out you needed me."
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"Fortunately, the walls are thin."
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"We can pull this off."
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"more luck, precision timing,"
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"- Sounds doable. - Well, I wouldn't go that far."
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"But if it doesn't work, at least it'll fail enjoyably."
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"If you need a distraction, how 'bout these wubba-wubbas?"
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"Here's how it works. You guys call each other,"
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"leave the line open. The BFOT says something."
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"Tina replies into her phone."
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"again bypassing Tammy's brain."
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