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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel - Pilot (S01E01)

"- We can't leave. - I have an early morning meeting."
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"I say we just tell everybody it was Allen Ginsberg."
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"You're up."
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"What? What did he say?"
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"Imogene: Oh, goodie."
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"Emcee: Thank you, Janet Shaw."
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"Don't need to go to Spokane now."
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"All right, up next, we have a comedian."
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"Joel Maisel."
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"Whoo!"
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"It's a new sweater,"
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"but I asked my wife to bring it to me"
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"because I work during the day,"
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"so she does, and I put it on."
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"Holes in my sweater."
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"And I'm like, "Moths? What moths?""
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""Ted the Moth.""
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"Okay. So, uh, uh..."
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"anyhow, this is, uh,"
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"Hi, Abe, sweetheart. How's Gettys..."
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"Sorry. Did... Did any of you read the book"
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"The book's not about that."
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"you seen one, you seem them all."
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"What's the problem?"
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"You're thinking of shaving it off?"
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"You told me to talk about my sweater."
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"I know."
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"I just thought you'd put it"
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"into some sort of joke form or something."
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"Sorry."
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"Don't."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I have to go."
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"I have to leave."
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"You. I have to leave you."
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"That's my suitcase."
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"You going to leave me with my suitcase?"
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"Joel, tomorrow's Yom Kippur."
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"I'm... I'm... I'm not happy."
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"- Yes. - So don't. Practice a little."
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"- Midge... - Joel, the rabbi is coming."
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"Five years we've been trying to get the rabbi,"
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"I should go."
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"No. P-Please. I don't understand."
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"but tonight was just so terrible."
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"I mean, a whole room full of people just watching me bomb."
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"And I'm up there dying,"
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"and I'm thinking about last week."
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"that stupid Sodom and Gomorrah joke,"
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"- So? - He got more laughs in five minutes"
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"than I did in five months."
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"You're jealous of the rabbi?"
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"He was in Buchenwald. Throw him a bone."
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"Did you ever think you were supposed to be something,"
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"and, uh, and you suddenly realize you're not?"
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"- That's good. You're good. - Joel, please."
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"What do you mean, of course not?"
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"What do you mean, what do I mean?"
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"What did you think all those nights at the club were?"
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"I thought they were fun."
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"like how the Morgensterns play golf"
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"- that does Kielbasa Night. - I can't believe this."
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"I never knew you were serious about it."
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"Of course I was serious, Miriam."
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"What the hell ever made you think I wasn't serious?"
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"I told you, everybody does that when they start."
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"I tried with the Ted thing."
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"- I wrote the Ted thing. - And it bombed."
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"- Because you killed it. - Oh, forget it."
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"Yet the comedy was a dream."
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"A dream is what keeps you going"
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"in a job you hate."
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"Since when do you hate your job?"
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"You're the vice president of..."
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"Day in and day out,"
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"what the actual physical machinations"
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"of my job are?"
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"I take meetings. I take phone calls."
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"I shuffle paper around,"
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"and I have no idea"
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"of what the hell I actually do."
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"Maybe if you did, you'd like it more."
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"I just thought,"
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"with the brisket and the notebook,"
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"I thought you understood."
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"I'm sorry."
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"But, Joel, you can't just leave."
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"We have a home. We have children."
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"- They're going to notice. - I have to go."
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"No, no, no. Wait. I will be better."
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"and I'll buy more notebooks."
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"It's been going on for months."
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"Your secretary."
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"You're leaving me for a girl"
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"who can't figure out how to sharpen pencils?"
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"It was electric. All she had to do was push."
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"Don't you understand? I need to start over."
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"With her? She wins?"
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"this whole upper West Side,"
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"I just don't..."
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"So you'll tell your parents for me?"
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"Oh, that might be the funniest thing you've ever said."
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"- Honey... - Tomorrow is Yom Kippur."
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"I have 30 people and a rabbi"
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"coming over for break fast,"
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"Can I just say"
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"that you have the worst timing ever?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"**"
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"Going on a trip?"
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"Papa."
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"Rose."
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"Rose."
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"Papa, wait. I... I just..."
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"I have something to tell you."
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"You should both sit."
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"He packed up my suitcase,"
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"He's gone."
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"Joel left you?"
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"Yes."
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