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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel - Pilot (S01E01)

"that decision was a charmed one."
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"* I've got a lot to learn? *"
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"It smells so good."
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"with ivy-covered buildings and stained glass windows"
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"What? Oh."
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"and I would solve the mysteries of the universe"
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"who would explore this brave new world with me."
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"Ooh! My God, it's burning."
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"- It was your idea. - Never listen to me."
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"I'm nuts."
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"Why aren't you in pain?"
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"I'm from Kansas."
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"I don't know what that means."
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"- How much longer? - Ten minutes."
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"Oh, Jiminy Crickets."
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"I don't know."
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"Midge. Midge?"
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"But all of these marvelous adventures"
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"were simply the preamble to my ultimate destiny."
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"I was going to meet a man..."
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"Joel. Joel Maisel."
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"Best buildup since Iceman Cometh."
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"Joel Maisel was my knight in shining armor,"
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"and he thought I was brilliant."
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"He took me to galleries and poetry readings"
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"Thanks, toots."
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"Man: Honey, don't go away."
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"She's going to need that."
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"You know, she's only 18..."
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"in dog years."
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"Anyway, I'll leave the jokes to our next performer."
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"He's fresh out of the Merchant Marines"
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"This is the guy I wanted you to see."
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"These kids... uh, 8- and 9-year-old..."
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"were sniffing airplane glue to get high on."
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"These kids are responsible for turning musicians on"
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"to a lot of things they never knew about, actually."
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"Then I had a fantasy of how it happened."
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"The kid is played by George Macready."
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"Well, let's see now."
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"I'll get the balsa wood here."
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"I'll cut it out. I'll sand it down."
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"Add a little airplane glue."
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"I'll rub it on a rag and, uh..."
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"You know what I want?"
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"I want to make you laugh"
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"every day of your life."
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"- No, no, not now. - Mm-mm."
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"I have been very lucky."
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"I have wonderful parents."
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"and though I knew that love would be great,"
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"Rabbi, she's kidding."
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"You show me in the Bible"
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"Leviticus. Whatever does not have fins or scales,"
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"Cyril Ritchard: * We were in for a wonderful day *"
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"* As I told you before *"
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"* When I saw what I saw *"
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"* On a wonderful day like today *"
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"* I defy any cloud to appear in the sky *"
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"* On a wonderful day like today *"
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"* On a wonderful morning like this *"
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"Hmm? How? When?"
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"then called four people, then fainted again."
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"This year, on Yom Kippur,"
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"Rabbi Krinsky will be breaking fast"
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"Rabbi loves his lamb."
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"Excuse me. I'm in the middle of an order here."
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"- I'm so sorry. What were you getting? - Pork chops."
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"Put her pork chops on my tab."
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"Oh, I can't believe it."
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"and a dreidel signed by Sammy Davis Jr.,"
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"- Disgraceful. - You like your free pork chops?"
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"- Zip it, then. - Delivery Thursday?"
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"After 10."
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"I grabbed a couple of black and whites."
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"* May I take this occasion to say *"
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"We got the rabbi!"
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"* Show that they're grateful for mornings like these *"
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"Ritchard: * On a wonderful day *"
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"Perfect. You are perfect."
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"Hello."
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"I believe something got sold today."
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"I'm buying it a sash and a crown."
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"Good. We'll need it."
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"- Yikes. - I bowed out of my lunch meeting"
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"But that guy who runs the Gaslight..."
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"Baz. You must learn his name."
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"Fine. Baz still gave me the crappiest time."
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"He doesn't see me as a real comedian."
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"but if he'd just give me a better time..."
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"- We will fix it. - 1:45."
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"They're not? Well, then we'll fix it."
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"So the waiter says, "Fine. I'll try it.""
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"He looks at the bowl"
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"And the customer says "Aha.""
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"And that's why he didn't eat the soup."
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"Well, you can't eat a soup with no spoon."
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"Oh, boy. That's a good joke there."
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"Uh-huh. Penny, can you walk Mitchell down to Al's office?"
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"- Of course. - Al can take you through the specs."
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"Okay. Boy, I'll be laughing about that spoon for a week."
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"I saw Funt heading down the hall."
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"I sent him over to Al's office. He's fine."
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"Midge will be here any minute."
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"Joel Maisel, king of comedy."
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"All right, all right."
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"You know, Imogene's dying to see your act."
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"Very amusing. Can I use that?"
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"- Hi, Archie. - Why'd you have him wait?"
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"We could have taken another cab."
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"I know, but the driver's having trouble with his marriage,"
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"So I'll come next week?"
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"Bye, Archie."
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"Good night, Penny."
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"Good night."
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"* Or a pup to keep you up at night *"
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"* If you want a bust of jade *"
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"* Or an egg that's more or less decayed *"
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"* For a nice but naughty fling *"
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"* They have bird nest soup, seaweed soup *"
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