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Clips from The Office (2005) - Jury Duty (S08E08)

"Angela had the baby"
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"Is it black? Because that would be hilarious"
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"Why?"
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"You know"
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"Would it be more hilarious than Angela having a Chinese baby?"
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"A little bit. Yeah. Right, guys? Back me up"
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"Maybe a little bit"
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"No one won the pool Angela wasn't due for another month."
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"Oh, I'd love to, but"
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"Oh, man, I would, but I can't miss any more work"
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"Well, Kevin and I have to go because accounting is its own little family."
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"Things can go so wrong or so right"
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"Come on, Judge Judy tell us your case. What were the deets?"
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"It was actually a pretty boring case"
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"How could it be boring? You were there for five days Titillate us"
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"Yeah. My car got smashed visiting one of your clients"
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"and I had to have it detailed and they took my meter change"
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"Wow. I'm really sorry"
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"Yeah"
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"The least I could do was give them a good story"
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"Yeah, so it had to be a double backflip, actually"
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"we used to recreate the various stranglings with empanadas from Ernesto's"
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"Toby, shut your hole about the empanadas"
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"Nobody cares about the empanadas"
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"Jim tricked me into thinking I'd won a walk-on part on NCIS,"
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"but that's not important"
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"While I was being kicked off the lot, I saw food trucks everywhere"
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"Everyone in Los Angeles eats from them"
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"Guys, I don't know how many of you have seen"
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"It's going to be really tiny so please don't say anything offensive"
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"Got it, bimbo"
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"Yes?"
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"Knock, knock."
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"Hi. - Uh"
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"We wanted to say hi to the newest little Dunder Mifflinite"
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"Well, meet our not-so-little bundle of joy Philip Halsted Lipton"
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"Philip is so fat"
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"You warned me not to say anything if it was tiny, Oscar"
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"You didn't prepare me for a big, giant, fat baby"
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"Yes, he's substantial Hey"
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"He's more than substantial He's a monster."
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"So this whole hit and run thing"
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"there's this one part I can't figure out."
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"You said it was at a four-way stop?"
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"Mmm-hmm"
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"And the victim rode his bicycle into the left-hand turn lane"
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"but the perp was already in the left-hand turn lane?"
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"See, that's what I'm having trouble with, because the fact is"
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"was on a bicycle"
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"wasn't listening to you"
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"You have the right to remain silent."
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"You have the right to request judgment by combat Dwight's rights"
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"What's up, gangsters?"
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"Jim was lying about jury duty"
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"I don't know what this pervert likes. Fire him!"
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"Dwight, not everything is a conspiracy theory"
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"saying that the victim..."
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"Dwight I have me on the record"
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"saying to you take a chill pill all right?"
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"Here, right there"
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"Okay, okay"
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"But let's just say that Jim was lying about jury duty"
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"you would have to fire him, right?"
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"Yeah, sure. Of course. I'd fire him to Timbuktu"
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"And Pam was just going crazy trying to take care of Philip"
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"because Cece has been out of control recently."
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"No one's ever lied to me before"
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"Okay"
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"I think the best thing to do right now"
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"is just come clean and tell everybody"
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"You ever heard of a Connecticut cover up? No"
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"Covered it up"
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"Are you sure you can keep this under wraps?"
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"They used to call me King Tut"
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"because I had a king-sized butt"
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"Hola, Toby!"
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"so instead of, "He says blah, blah, blah,'"
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"Anyway, it was something like he remembers Toby."
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"Oh, Jim. Hey, this guy look familiar?"
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"It's the empanada guy"
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"The empanada guy"
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"Holy *. Damn it, Toby No, I wasn't asking you."
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"Yeah, but who remembers all their customers?"
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"I mean, I can name like three of our clients"
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"He remembers Toby the most forgettable man in the known world"
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"He sees lots of people"
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"they come from all around to eat his delicious meat pockets."
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"You guys got to try them"
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"Great And while we're enjoying these delicious empanadas"
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"What time would you get there every morning?"
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"Jim was at the courthouse for jury duty every morning"
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"How do I know? Because I drove him there"
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"Why? Why?"
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"Why?"
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"His car broke down so he called me"
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"because I live near the courthouse"
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"and then back to the courthouse?"
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"Thirty minutes out 30 minutes back easy hour."
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"I'm sorry, do you have any American Mexican food?"
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"We're getting buried out there"
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"What was that stuff about the car breaking down?"
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"Okay, listen, all right?"
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"Dwight's onto us. He's going to figure it out really soon"
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"So let's just get ahead of it. Let's tell the truth"
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"I don't even know what the truth is anymore."
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"healthy"
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"No, you will not"
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"Is he really five pounds? Because I squat with five pounds"
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"No, no, no he's nine pounds seven ounces."
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"Nine pounds? Really?"
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"a James Taylor concert or something"
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"Oh, yeah, I don't know if it's right, but..."
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"Well, if it's anything like that gorgeous wrapping paper"
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"Preemie pajamas"
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"No, I think he came early just so he could wear these"
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"Thank you"
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"Call of Duty."
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"This baby is clearly not premature"
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"It's very interesting"
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"Uh, excuse me, can I have everyone's attention for a second?"
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