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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I'm Back at Camp with Josh! (S01E01)

"I campaigned on the platform of personal pan pizzas."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, I was stuck"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with a lame duck student council."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just never said the jokes out loud."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sure."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca: It's gonna be so perfect, Paula."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We're gonna be on that hill"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I will read him that letter."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Honey, we talked about this."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That looks like an allergic reaction."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's not an allergic... (Sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Wheezing): I can't breathe..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Distorted, echoing): Wake up, honey. Wake up."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mm! What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait. Wait, so how did I get here?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"my dear, you are allergic to mosquitoes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow, you were in 'Nam?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, no, I can't rest. I came here for one thing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Selfie angle... whoa."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, I'm just an allergic bug tornado survivor."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Laughs): It's fine."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Get a glow on our faces?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, let me, um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I was like, "oh, my God,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ all your moles, a constellation on your chest ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I feel like, and not to be hyperbolic ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ when I'm nestled in your hairless arms ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, oh, oh,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"16-year-olds are absurd!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And you were so dramatic and, like, weird."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and fireflies... I mean, it's nothing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Can we take the selfie?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"_"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Girl shushes)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The word "ovary" derives from the"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's not oxen."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"of feminism to..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Laughter continues)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and small right now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Don't worry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, you're-you're an actress now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I bought it, kind of. - Oh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why is Yanni dancing?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What does that mean?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why is that pertinent?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. No, no, no."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like the chipmunk"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ladies, I don't know what to do."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"he doesn't even see me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"My God."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to keep almonds in your pocket at all times"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Want one?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ so when dudes see you put yourself first ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ put yourself first for him ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"then, by definition, aren't I putting myself second?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ don't think about it too hard, too, too hard ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ it's snake eats tail ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ on your lower back ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Also, can we go back to the fake eyelid?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"All: Yes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Chuckling)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're all "Becky from the block.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, uh, let me know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But now, now's good."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm-I'm not doing anything now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So now's super-good."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But you have my number now, so text me, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"not like the douche bags in L.A."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ you're my hero, I believe in you ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca, what you said"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Truly understanding who I am,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Not at all. Please."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, all my life, I've wondered if I was good enough"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Getting me hired at Aloha's"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and coming to this camp."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That means so much."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You came here to empower some girls,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh-uh, I'm not thirsty anymore, Tanya."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Gross."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm, uh, I'm not ready to say good-bye to this pâté."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- No one knows. - (Laughs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, it's just..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, I... I paid for her."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, thank you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"All right. There you go."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"My health insurance doesn't cover therapy,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I get nervous that they're gonna bail."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
""Dumb-ass.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So... bye."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was, like, trying to do a cute thing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I commit to this movie."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, no, no, no, no, no."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You need this."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Door opens)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Was it sad to say good-bye?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm going back every year."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's who I am."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, they say you can't go back in time."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He kissed you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, it's the way that he kissed you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And listen to me, a kiss on the cheek means..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, sometimes it means nothing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but sometimes..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Banging) Man: Come on, Chloe."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Why don't you understand me? - (Scoffs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why else would she move here?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You called me. You said, "I will work for super cheap."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just really want to live in West Covina.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca: Josh found out I've been lying, and..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Instead of turning his back on me,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- he just opened up. - I'm so happy"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I was working hard at a New York job ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ one day I was crying a lot ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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