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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Go Fish (S02E02)

"Are you wearing a bra?"
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"What?"
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"I wasn't the attacker. I was the attacked."
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"I don't know what happened. I mean, first she leads me on, then she goes schizo on me."
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"- Lead you on? When did I lead you on? - Oh, come on. Look at the way she dresses."
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"- Coach. - How we doing, Cameron?"
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"Coach Marin, how bad does it look?"
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"Luckily, it's not broken, but sure as hell it's gonna sting for a few days."
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"I'm gonna need Cameron back at 110%. He's my best swimmer now, with Dodd..."
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"- What happened to Dodd? - That's none of your concern."
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"Walker, hit the steam room as soon as you're done here. Keep those sinuses clear."
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"And you, try to dress more appropriately from now on. This isn't a dance club."
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"So I'm treated like the baddie just because he has a sprained wrist and a bloody nose."
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"..but he gets away with it because he's on the swim team who, by the way,..."
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"Thank you for taking an interest."
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"Some remains were found on the beach this morning. Some human remains."
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"- Dodd McAlvy's remains. - Vampire?"
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"Something ripped him open and ate out his insides?"
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"Yeah. Um, Principal Snyder has asked the faculty to keep the news quiet for now,..."
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"- ..so as not to unduly upset students. - For "students", read "swim team"."
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"- So, we're looking for a beastie. - That, uh, eats humans whole."
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"- Except for the skin. - This doesn't make any sense."
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"- Yeah, the skin's the best part. - Any demons with high cholesterol?"
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"You'll think about that later, mister, and you'll laugh."
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"OK, son. I think you've had enough. Time to hit the shower."
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"Too much research. Need beverage."
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"Hey! Watch it!"
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"Oh, forgive me, your swim teamliness."
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"- Loser! - Liking the nose, Cam."
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"Meaning what?"
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"Meaning Buffy must not be on your list of privileges after all."
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"Man, I love it when you guys mess with her."
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"Oh, the cafeteria's closed."
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"Not to me."
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"Oh, God!"
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"And downward. Like this."
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"With more teeth!"
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"I'm doing the best I can."
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"Is that what you saw, Xander?"
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"Yeah! I think so."
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"- I was a little shocked when I saw it, and... - Go ahead. Say it. You ran like a woman."
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"According to statistics, Dodd and Cameron were the best swimmers on the team."
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"First and second, so if my theory's correct,..."
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"..Gage Petronzi, the third-best swimmer, would be the next item on the menu."
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"God! This is so sad. We're never gonna win the state championship."
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"- I think I have lost all will to cheerlead. - Raise your hand if you feel her pain."
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"If these killings aren't random, someone's out for revenge."
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"And someone brought forth this sea monster from whence it came to exact that revenge."
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"Who would hate the swim team that much, though?"
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"Besides me, I mean."
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"Willow?"
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"Jonathan. He was bullied by Dodd the other day on the beach, remember?"
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"He did say he could take care of things himself."
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"- It's a good call. You should question him. - Really? Me? I'll crack him like an egg."
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"Meanwhile, I think swimmer number three might benefit from your..."
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"- I'm on it. - What about me? What can I do?"
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"Well, you could go out to the parking lot and practise running like a man."
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"So, Jonathan."
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"You tried out for the swim team twice and never made it?"
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"- You resented it, didn't you? - Maybe."
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"So... you delved into the black arts..."
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"..and conjured up a hell beast from the ocean's depths to wreak your vengeance."
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"..peed in the pool."
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"This is such a blow."
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"Sooner or later, the rest of my boys are gonna find out. How can I ask them to swim?"
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"It's a terrible, terrible tragedy. We all feel your pain, Coach."
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"But I know they'd want their friends to go on and win that state championship."
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"- It's time to think about the team. - Hell, I don't have a complete team."
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"If we don't find someone by this afternoon's tryouts, we won't be eligible to compete."
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"You'll find someone. All he has to do is wear a bathing suit, right?"
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"# We wouldn't have to go through this"
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"# You'd save yourself some tears"
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"It's getting old. What do you want from me?"
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"Well, um..."
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"..it's a little embarrassing. You see, I'm a swim groupie."
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"OK! OK! OK!"
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"What a psycho bitch! Man!"
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"Gotta be talking about Buffy."
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"- How'd you know? - Uh, she and I..."
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"..had this thing once. Biggest mistake of my life."
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"- Yeah, that'd be sweet. Anyone in mind? - You're in luck, my friend."
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"- Just so happens, I'm recruiting. - No!"
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"Get him off me! Help!"
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"Was that the thing that killed Cameron?"
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"- No. That was something else. - Something else?!"
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"Walk me home?"
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"Swimmers! Take position!"
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"Gage, are you with us or not? Come on, let's go!"
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"Maybe his eyes were too big for his stomach."
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"- It would explain their behavioural changes. - And their winning streak."
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"Not that Chicken Little's much of a witness, but..."
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"Now that, girls, is my kind of..."
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"What the hell are you doing here?"
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"- I'm undercover. - You're not under much."
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"- I tried out for the team last night. I made it. - Really?"
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"When you're nude? I meant to say changing."
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"I'm dating a swimmer from the Sunnydale swim team!"
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"- What about Jonathan? Is he involved? - Oh, no. He just... sort of... peed in the pool."
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"- Where's Gage? - Right behind me, putting his sneakers on."
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"Tag. You're it."
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"Help me!"
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"..but you might wanna have your family physician take a look at it."
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"Maybe I was afraid to."
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"Gage Petronzi: fractured wrist, depression, headaches."
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"- It's all there in the school medical records. - All symptomatic of steroid abuse."
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"Is steroid abuse usually linked with "Hey, I'm a fish"?"
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"They needed to win. Winning equals trophies, which equals prestige for the school."
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"You see how they're treated."
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"The discus throwers got the best seats at crucifixions."
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"- ..and my teacher can't remember my name. - What's the drill? Get Nurse Greenliegh?"
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"- Let's throw the book at her! - She probably went home. I think it can wait."
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"- Powders, pills, syringe? - I'm "looking around guy"."
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"- What about you? - Giles loaded the tranquilliser gun."
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"We're going fishing."
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"Had some carrot juice this morning. A little wheat germ mixed in with it."
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"OK. So, when do we get our next dose?"
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"I need a little something to improve my performance. Give me an edge. Rrr!"
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"The steroids. Where are they?"
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"- You're soakin' in it, bud. - Huh?"
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"This has got to stop, Carl. Those poor children."
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