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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Bad Eggs (S02E02)

"- Don't you know how important this is? - It's an outfit."
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"The stores are closing and I still need to order the flyers for the opening."
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"You go to the tailor and pick up my outfit from Everyday Woman."
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"Oh, you're a rough one, ain't ya? I like that."
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"This ain't over."
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"Oh, sure. They say they'll call..."
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"- Where's my dress? - Your dre..."
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"- Buffy! - Look, I can go get it right now."
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"It's just that... I'm worried we're gonna miss class."
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"Well, it'd work a lot better for me with the lights off."
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"Are you saying that you can't look at me when we do... whatever it is we do?"
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"- We hide from our friends... - Well, I should hope so. Please!"
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"Tell me about it. Just look at you. And where did you get those shoes?"
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"S-E-X. Sex."
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"How many of us have lost countless productive hours..."
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"..plagued by unwanted sexual thoughts and feelings?"
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"..not a poll."
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"You wanna talk negative consequence? What about halitosis?"
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"A girl may seem spiffy, but if she ignores her flossing, the bloom is definitely off the rose."
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"Thank you."
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"Please choose a partner and come pick up your children."
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"You wanna have a baby?"
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"- No! It's your baby. - OK, I get it even less."
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"I killed my Giga Pet. Literally. I sat on it and it broke."
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"You'll do fine."
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"What stresses me is, when do we tell them they're adopted?"
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"It says nothing, it means nothing. This egg experiment is completely pointless."
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"Your playmate is a fellow of repute, it seems."
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"It's, erm, Lyle Gorch. And that's his brother, Tector. They're from Abilene."
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"But, erm... the good news is that they're not amongst the great thinkers of our time."
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"Please. Like Angel and I are just helpless slaves to passion. Grow up."
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"- You see anything? - No."
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"- OK... Enough hunting. - Yeah."
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"- Ain't that Angelus with her? - Yep."
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"I don't know, Tector. And how come you're always askin' me so many stupid questions?"
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"So why don't you tell me again why we can't kill 'em now?"
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"I'm tired of rat. How come we can't stay in a nice place?"
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"Cos we got to keep a low profile till we get this slayer business taken care of."
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"Don't I take care of ya? Didn't I near raise you myself?"
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"We're just gonna follow her around a little while, find our time."
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"All right. I'm gonna beat you like a redheaded stepchild."
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"Ohh... Oh, God."
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"No Gorches."
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"Buffy has decided the problem with English is all those pesky words."
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"- Maybe something we ate. - Or perhaps it's the burden of parenthood."
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"While I have, uh... well, chosen a more balanced approach."
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"You can't stress over every little thing. A child picks up on that."
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"Another secret to conscientious egg care. Pot of scalding water and about 8 minutes."
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"No. It's like a shortcut. You know, when you run a race?"
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"- That would also be cheating. - You should be ashamed."
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"I resent that!"
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"- Presumed dead. - Presumed by whom?"
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"Like I'm really planning to have kids anytime soon."
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"I don't..."
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"- No. - Never?"
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"You really don't care what happens a year from now? Five years from now?"
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"Break it. Right now. Smash it with something heavy."
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"Maybe. Yeah. Uh... I'm sorry. I shouldn't have woken you. Go back to sleep."
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"I'm... I'm fine."
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"Which means... no after-school socialising, no Bronze, no nothing. Not until I say so."
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"..and study until I pick you up there at 5:30. Understood?"
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"Nice bear. Listen, is your..."
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"Then trendoids start sporting them, so I'm totally not wearing it."
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"Hi."
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"We don't know what it is. That's why we're here. Capeesh?"
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""Capeesh"? What, are you world traveller now?"
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"He'll be by as soon as possible."
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"Now we know what happened to Mr Whitmore."
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"- He saw this and ran away? - Try "best-case scenario"."
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"It's possible that Mr Whitmore wasn't harmed."
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"- Hello? - Hello."
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"She never means to, but somehow she always manages to anyway."
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"Although, er... sometimes I feel as though I do, working here."
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"Well, yes. Is something wrong?"
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"Last time Cordy dragged me in here, it was a lot nicer."
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"Tell me about it. I'm gonna have a big bump."
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"Something to do with the hatchlings, I'm sure of it."
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"- Well, he picked a hell of a time to get a life. - What do we do?"
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"- Not a bozo. - A bezoar."
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"- In what? - A book?"
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"And I'd say he found something."
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"- Do we really wanna go in there? - We really don't."
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"- I told you this weren't over. - She's so cute, and little."
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"Hey! That's my brother!"
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"Mom?"
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"Kill them."
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"What the hell is goin' on?"
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"Well, hello."
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"Yes... it was a... a gas leak, everyone."
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"Right."
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"Good. Well, I don't mean good because I hit you, but I didn't want to be left out."
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"- Are you OK? - Buffy, I was worried. There was a gas leak."
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"- Am I making myself clear? - You're clear. I... won't leave my room."
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"You're damn right, you won't."
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"In a minute."
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"- But... I looked good in it. - You looked like a streetwalker."
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"But a thin streetwalker."
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"- You're just too young to wear that. - Too young till I'm too old to wear it."
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"OK. I'll go to the printers, and then get our food."
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""Everyday Woman"? Why didn't you just go to Muumuus R Us?"
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"Do now. Make fun of your mother later."
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"Well, ain't you just got the prettiest little neck I ever did see?"
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"Do you mind? We were talking here."
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"But you promised you'd never cheat on me again, honey."
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"- Buffy? - Mom?"
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"They're closed. I'll just have to fit it in tomorrow."
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"- Sorry. - A little responsibility is all I ask."
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"Don't you ever think about anything besides boys and clothes?"
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"Saving the world from vampires?"
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"Xander..."
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"All in all, this is not a big self-esteem booster."
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"- Yes. - That was a rhetorical question, Mr Harris,..."
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"Of course, for teenagers such as yourselves, these feelings are even more overwhelming."
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"With all sorts of hormones surging through your bodies, compelling you to action,..."
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"That depends. Are you talking about sex in the car, or out of the car?"
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"Because I have a friend - not me - that was in a Miata parked on top of the hill..."
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"Like that compares to kissing a guy who thinks the Hoover technique is a big turn-on!"
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"What about having to feign interest in her vapid chitchat just to get some touch?"
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"How about pregnancy? That would be a major one, right?"
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"Among teens, unwanted pregnancy is the No.1 negative consequence of sexual activity."
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