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Clips from Hannah Montana - Mascot Love (S01E01)

"Maybe I'll just bench press you out the window."
Hannah Montana
"Are you working on your pecs or your delts? Make up your mind!"
Hannah Montana
"Plumbers make $80 an hour? I'll do it for $50."
Hannah Montana
"You know what? I'm so late, I'm gonna take you up on that little deal."
Hannah Montana
"Wait a minute, if I would've known you were gonna cave that fast,"
Hannah Montana
"All right, here we go."
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"We've got pride on our side!"
Hannah Montana
"You know it! We show it! We've got pride!"
Hannah Montana
"Okay, so, that's the pride cheer, with optional herkie. Any questions?"
Hannah Montana
"First, what the heckie is a "herkie"?"
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"And second, if one of these is a pom-pom,"
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"Go team, throw the ball!"
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"Go team, to the mall!"
Hannah Montana
"Lilly, we're doing this to spend time together."
Hannah Montana
"That's not gonna happen if I'm on the team and you're not."
Hannah Montana
"Move and squat, arms up and jump."
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"Twirl, clap, arms up and jump."
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"- Okay, now you try. - Okay."
Hannah Montana
"and twirl and twirling and twirling and..."
Hannah Montana
"How's that?"
Hannah Montana
"Now why is it that when I ended up on the couch like that"
Hannah Montana
"you grounded me for a week?"
Hannah Montana
"Hey, come on!"
Hannah Montana
"- Hey, Jackson, where's Miley? - Don't know."
Hannah Montana
"- Jackson? - Not right now, kid."
Hannah Montana
"Jackson, turn it off!"
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"Dominate the floor! Pirates make that score!"
Hannah Montana
"Everyone give it up for the effort."
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"She doesn't like you 'cause you're too pretty and you threaten her."
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"Story of my life!"
Hannah Montana
"Okay."
Hannah Montana
"They got our ball. We want it back."
Hannah Montana
"I want you and you to cheer it with me, too!"
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"Go!"
Hannah Montana
"Dominate the floor! Pirates raise that score!"
Hannah Montana
"Well, wasn't that something?"
Hannah Montana
"Can I try something a little different?"
Hannah Montana
"You might be good at football! You might be good at track!"
Hannah Montana
"But when it comes to basketball, you might as well step back!"
Hannah Montana
"I just did all my skateboarding stunts without my skateboard."
Hannah Montana
"You're on the squad!"
Hannah Montana
"Yay, yay, yay!"
Hannah Montana
"And, Stewart, I love your enthusiasm."
Hannah Montana
"And I think you know what I'm talking about."
Hannah Montana
"Congratulations to our new mascot!"
Hannah Montana
"Yeah! Mas-what?"
Hannah Montana
"Arrr!"
Hannah Montana
"Testing, testing. 555-0121."
Hannah Montana
"And the tenth caller gets a date with moi."
Hannah Montana
"- Hello, lucky tenth caller. - Knock it off, Oken!"
Hannah Montana
"Dominate the floor! Pirates make that score!"
Hannah Montana
"You girls are the best."
Hannah Montana
"Coach, I put this on my head and it smells like a litter box."
Hannah Montana
"Oh, man, there's gum stuck in here."
Hannah Montana
"Air fresheners!"
Hannah Montana
"Do you want to smell like a pine forest, a tropical breeze or a brand new car?"
Hannah Montana
"Now get back out there and show me a little less Miley"
Hannah Montana
"I am so glad you talked me into this, it's a blast."
Hannah Montana
"And the best part is, we're back to having Miley-Lilly time."
Hannah Montana
"Gotta go."
Hannah Montana
"Argh!"
Hannah Montana
"Man, it was a little water and some unidentifiable sludge."
Hannah Montana
"Went under the house, it was dark, I got bit by spiders."
Hannah Montana
"Man, I wouldn't be surprised if I wake up tomorrow with super Spidey powers."
Hannah Montana
"- Jackson! - Man, I gotta get out of here!"
Hannah Montana
"and the sink's unclogged."
Hannah Montana
"Oh, no, it's following me."
Hannah Montana
"- Hey, Mile, how's it going? - I feel like I've been dumped on all day."
Hannah Montana
"Yeah, I know the feeling."
Hannah Montana
"I did this cheerleading thing to be with Lilly."
Hannah Montana
"And now she's a cheerleader and I'm a lame pirate."
Hannah Montana
"And, yes, I'm talking to you, stinky."
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"- I just wish I could quit. - Well, then why don't you?"
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"- What? - I mean, heck,"
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"I don't know any friendship that's worth wearing a smelly, old pirate head."
Hannah Montana
"How can you say that? She's my best friend."
Hannah Montana
"Wait, a minute. Did you do that on purpose?"
Hannah Montana
"- Did what? - Get all Jedi mind-tricky on me again."
Hannah Montana
"Thanks, Dad. I'm gonna go take a shower."
Hannah Montana
"and your Seaview Pirates, less than that."
Hannah Montana
"But let's not think about that."
Hannah Montana
"Let's think about your lovely Seaview Pirates!"
Hannah Montana
"That's 555-0127."
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"What's that I hear? Uh-oh! Cannon fire? It's Pirate Pete!"
Hannah Montana
"Argh! Argh!"
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"Let's chop up them flamingos and feed them to the sharks!"
Hannah Montana
"Shiver your timbers over there. I can't see the cheerleaders."
Hannah Montana
"Oh, sorry. I mean, sorry, matey. Backing up!"
Hannah Montana
"You're paying for that popcorn, you fat headed freak!"
Hannah Montana
"- Shove off, matey! Hey, stop it, I..."
Hannah Montana
"No, not my soundboard!"
Hannah Montana
"Take a hike, Pinky. I'm not in the mood."
Hannah Montana
"Bring it on, birdie!"
Hannah Montana
"Oh, I'm gonna get you for that."
Hannah Montana
"Hey, no pecking! How do you think I got this eye patch?"
Hannah Montana
"I'm sorry, Coach. I was just trying to be the best mascot I could be."
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"- There won't be a next time, will there? - Listen, sweetie,"
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"some people just aren't meant to perform in front of crowds."
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"But have it dry cleaned first."
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"I'm sorry, Lilly. I really wanted this to work out,"
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"Why would you go back out if I'm not here?"
Hannah Montana
"Because... Well, I like it."
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"But we only did this so we could be together."
Hannah Montana
"That's before I saw how cute I look in this uniform."
Hannah Montana
"So a uniform's more important than our friendship?"
Hannah Montana
"No, but..."
Hannah Montana
"You didn't even know what a herkie was until I taught it to you."
Hannah Montana
"Truscott!"
Hannah Montana
"- Look, I gotta go. - Well, so do I."
Hannah Montana
"Well, Mr. Stewart, you are one lucky man."
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"I'd feel a lot luckier if I was talking to your face."
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"you were one flush away from flooding the place."
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"But the work this boy did held it all together till I got here."
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"Kids, they'll break your heart."
Hannah Montana
"Well, I guess someone owes someone an apology."
Hannah Montana
"You're right, Jackson,"
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"I never thought I'd ever say this, but good job, Son, I'm proud of you."
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"I didn't screw up. I didn't screw up. I didn't screw up!"
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"Jackson, what was that? - Nothing!"
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"- Okay, now I'm ready to talk. Well, now I can't."
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