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Clips from Friends - The One with the Lottery (S09E09)

"I shouldn't have knocked the tickets out of the pretty lady's hand."
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"It was all my fault. Not hers. Bye. Coo."
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"This is it. Shh, Shh!"
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"Listen, um, it turns out I got the last spot."
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"Give me a call if you want."
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"Gosh, I'm so sorry, honey."
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"Sorry, Chandler."
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"It is so unfair. It's like that time they promoted Saundra over me at work."
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"Was she related to Ralph Lauren?"
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"No, she was just much better at her job than me."
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"You guys, the drawing's about to start."
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"- ...before she goes down. - Good idea."
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"I know how badly you wanted that job."
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"Yeah, you know, I really thought I deserved it."
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"But let's go win the lottery. I mean, we still have a 130 chances to win, right?"
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"Yeah, good night, sweetheart. I love you."
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"Phoebe's totally ruined that for me."
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"Hi, Mom. Put her back on."
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"Rach, they're announcing the numbers!"
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"My God, I can already feel myself changing."
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"Here are your official Powerball numbers. We have 53."
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"- I've got that. - We have one too!"
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"We are on the road, people!"
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"Come on!"
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"Would you please just let me say good night to my daughter?"
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"And here we go. The Powerball is seven."
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"All right, check your numbers! Make me rich."
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"You guys, you're not gonna believe this."
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"I was just saying good night to Emma, and she said her first words."
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"- What? - Well, what did she say?"
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"She said, "Gleba"!"
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"Make me rich!"
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"- Isn't that amazing? - Oh, yeah. No, no, no, that's great."
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"Why aren't you more excited?"
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"Rach, heh, "gleba" is not a word."
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"- Well, of course it is. - Okay. What does it mean?"
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"Well, I don't know all the words."
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"You know, I'm just glad I didn't miss my daughter's first word."
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"- Yes you did! Gleba is a word! - Okay. Use it in a sentence."
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"Okay. Uh, Emma just said, "Gleba"
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"- It's not a word. - Ugh. Okay, fine. I'm gonna look it up."
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"Oh, okay, great."
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"While you're at it, she said another word the other day. Why don't you look up:"
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"All right. Okay. Okay. Gleba Gleba. Gleba. Gleba!"
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"- Damn it. Anybody got anything? - No."
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"I'm still looking through mine."
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"Just double-checking. No."
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"No. No."
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"No!"
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"Hello? Hold on."
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"It's your boss."
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"- Hey, Steve. - Chandler, hi."
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"I'm sure you've heard we filled the three positions."
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"We felt that with your maturity and experience..."
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"...you wouldn't be happy being someone's assistant."
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"I'd love to be somebody's assistant. Answering phones..."
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"...getting coffee, I live for that stuff."
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"And I'm not too mature. Farts, boobies, butt cracks!"
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"Chandler, you were the strongest person in the program."
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"We're offering you the position of junior copywriter."
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"Me? That guy who just said, "butt cracks"?"
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"Yes, that's right."
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"...you'll be bringing to the job."
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"Okay. Well, thanks, you won't regret it. I'll see you tomorrow."
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"Congratulations! Oh, sweetie, I'm so proud of you."
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"Thanks. Does that mean I get the good loving tonight?"
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"- Hey, that is so great about the job. - Thanks, man."
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"- Really? Why? - Well, before with the wishbone."
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"I, uh, didn't wish we would win the lottery. I wished you'd get the job."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Don't tell Monica. She'll rip your heart out."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Well, you know what? There was a little part of me..."
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"...that really thought we were gonna win."
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"Me too. So much for my dinosaur/Amelia Earhart theme park."
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"You guys? What was the Powerball number again?"
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"- Seven. - We won."
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"- Let me see! Let me see! - Don't tear it!"
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"Phoebe, you don't have any of the first five numbers!"
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"Wow, you think we should get that over 20 years or go for the big payout?"
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"So, Pheebs, what are you gonna do with your $3?"
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"Well, it's not all mine. We all get 50 cents."
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"Aw. You know what? You can have mine."
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"- Me too. - Me too."
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"Me too. Ha, ha."
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"Well, I guess if everybody else is."
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"Hey, guys. So I just called the Powerball hot line."
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"- Can you believe it? Nobody won. - Um, I beg to differ."
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"Maybe nobody won the jackpot, but there was this guy in here earlier..."
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"...and he found a ticket on the street right outside and won $10,000."
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"Coo. Again, don't blame the pretty lady."
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"It was not her fault. It was me, the pigeon. Coo."
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"Seriously, stop staring at her."
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"I'll take this one too. Uh, "Mommy"?"
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"Chandler, would you just tell her what she did was wrong?"
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"- Aah!"
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"I think I broke your bowl."
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"Here it is! "The fleshy, spore-bearing inner mass of a certain fungi.""
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"Ah, the "I'm sorry I rejected you" phone call."
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"What?"
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"I'll do it! It'll get the casserole stink off of mine."
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"I'm not used to getting these from guys."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I say, "invest it"? I meant, "Be cool and piss it all away.""
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"Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be a junior copywriter!"
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"I'd like to think I had something to do with it."
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