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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Spoiler Alert Segmentation (S06E06)

"No."
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"Let's find out."
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"MRS. WOLOWITZ: Where you going? No!"
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"I don't know why I avoided"
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"the Harry Potter books for so long."
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"That's a good one."
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"Dumbledore dies in that one."
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"Yeah, I know, I didn't see it coming, either."
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"Why would you say that?"
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"You brought up the subject."
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"I contributed an interesting fact on that subject."
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"It's called the art of conversation."
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"If I did that, you'd bitch about it for weeks."
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"Oh, really, Leonard? Are you going to have"
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"another one of your hissy fits?"
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"Hissy fits? I have hissy fits?"
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"Yes, and I have a theory why."
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"Because of your lactose intolerance,"
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"estrogen-mimicking compounds."
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"I think your morning Cocoa Puffs"
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"are turning you into a hysterical woman."
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"I don't know why I put up with you."
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"You're controlling, you're irritating..."
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"There you go again-- nag, nag, nag."
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"You know what? Screw you, Sheldon."
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"You are the most annoying person I have ever met."
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"What? I'm annoying?"
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""Sheldon, don't talk about your bowel movements"
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"over breakfast.""
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""Sheldon, when the president of the university"
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""is giving a eulogy at a funeral,"
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""Sheldon, don't throw away my shirts"
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"'cause you think they're ugly.""
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"That's it. I don't..."
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"I don't have to put up with this."
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"Actually, I have your signature on a roommate agreement"
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"Aw."
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"(gasps)"
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"Roommate agreement, section 27, paragraph 5:"
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"The roommate agreement, like the American flag,"
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"I don't care."
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"I don't have to do anything you say because..."
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"I don't think I want to live here anymore."
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"Where are you going?"
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"To live with Penny and not you, you crazy bastard."
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"Leonard, wait. What?"
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"♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪"
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"♪ The Earth began to cool"
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"What, you don't say thank you?"
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"It's my suitcase."
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"I lent it to you two years ago."
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"Well, then, I should tell you"
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"So, is everyone from Bernadette's company"
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"going to Vegas?"
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"No, just me, her and a couple of the big wigs."
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"Cool. Did she discover a cure for something?"
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"Not exactly."
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"They spent a ton of money developing this"
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"dandruff medication that had the side effect"
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"Is there a good anal leakage?"
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"Anyway, it was Bernie's idea"
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"(chuckles)"
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"Sure."
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"since that dentist she was dating dumped her."
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"Dumped her? What, did he use a forklift?"
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"Anyway, I was just hoping"
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"that maybe you could check in on her tomorrow night"
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"and make sure she's doing okay."
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"Saturday night is my party night."
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"Really? What do you got going on?"
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"You pay $15 to park,"
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"20 bucks to let you in."
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"and imagine your perfect life together."
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"Your children, grandchildren."
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"he wrote Beverly Hills Chihuahua."
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"go to Marie Callender's, buy a pie"
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"and eat it in your car in the parking lot."
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"What time should I be at your mother's?"
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"I swear, that man is the most egotistical,"
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"Yeah, but you two make such a cute couple."
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"You guys even teach me stuff about words and numbers."
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"Well, I've had it. I am done."
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"I can't... I can't live with him for one more minute."
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"Wow. Where are you going to go?"
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"I was thinking here with you."
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"Oh."
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"No, not at all."
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"No, it's-it's great."
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"It's terrific. I..."
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"I mean..."
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"how's he going to get by without you?"
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"Ernie."
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"He's got Amy now."
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"Why?"
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"Um..."
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"Well, um, all right."
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"You-you know how in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince,"
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"Ron didn't abandon Harry just because"
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"I can't do it knowing how much Sheldon needs you."
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"Please, the only thing he needs me for"
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"is to be his whipping boy,"
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"his-his stooge, his doormat."
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"Well, you know what they say: if it ain't broke..."
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"Wow."
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"It sounds to me like you don't want us to live together."
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"No. No, no, I do."
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"I do. It's just..."
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"I mean, it's a really big step."
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"We're together all the time."
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"Can you think of one reason why we shouldn't do this?"
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"I'm just a little thirsty. Yeah."
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"I got nothing."
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"Great. I'll go get my stuff."
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"Oh, could you clear off a shelf for me in the bathroom?"
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"I take a lot of medicine."
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"Oh, please let some of it be Xanax."
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"MRS. WOLOWITZ: Are you ready for dessert?"
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"No, thank you, Mrs. Wolowitz."
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"As it is, I'm going to have to carry my stomach out of here"
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